Secrets thread

[notyou2]

If that's the case then:

1.What is the secret date that the flying cats, that look like raccoons, riding rhinocerii, take over Ohio?

2. When are you entering one in fightclub against Juan Bottom?

3. What are the odds on that fight?

[Army of GOD]

I always look on the nutrition facts label on foods just for fun.

[BigBallinStalin]

I always look on the nutrition facts label on foods just for fun.

I do that plus I go home, log into a nutrition forum, and argue endlessly with people about the dangers of saturated fats, trans fats, transsexuals, and high fructose corn syrup.

[Juan_Bottom]

Is it true that Blitz was at that Bieber (sp?) concert where he got hit with a water bottle?

[Army of GOD]

I always look on the nutrition facts label on foods just for fun.

I do that plus I go home, log into a nutrition forum, and argue endlessly with people about the dangers of saturated fats, trans fats, transsexuals, and high fructose corn syrup.

I also try to calculate the amount of Calories that come from that fat, carbs and protein

[notyou2]

As someone who has a doctor, I suggest you both refrain from eating transsexuals.

[BigBallinStalin]

I always look on the nutrition facts label on foods just for fun.

I do that plus I go home, log into a nutrition forum, and argue endlessly with people about the dangers of saturated fats, trans fats, transsexuals, and high fructose corn syrup.

I also try to calculate the amount of Calories that come from that fat, carbs and protein

I calculate the economic calories of various items, looking for the answer towards the inherent value of things and its origin.

[Army of GOD]

That's a good idea. Calculate Calories/dollar.

[BigBallinStalin]

That's a good idea. Calculate Calories/dollar.

Yeah people in economics used to spend decades figuring it out. Never mind that people themselves attribute the value. I'm here to repeat history, make the same mistakes and the same assumptions, and do the same things.

Progress? No thank you.

[squishyg]

i don't understand how really big boats float.

[john9blue]

at first i read "boats" as "boobs" and was wondering the same thing

[squishyg]

i feel i lived in the American South in another life. i enjoy discussing the weather, i feel there's always enough time to apply lipstick before leaving the house, and chicken and dumplings completes my life.

[notyou2]

Do you have a shower cap too?

[Army of GOD]

I created a term "QP" ("q"uick "p"ee) where if you're in a rush, you flush the toilet before you finish, and by the time you do finish the water is already drained all the way down the toilet.

Note: Does not work for women or pooping

[squishyg]

Do you have a shower cap too?

sadly no

[john9blue]

I created a term "QP" ("q"uick "p"ee) where if you're in a rush, you flush the toilet before you finish, and by the time you do finish the water is already drained all the way down the toilet.

Note: Does not work for women or pooping

these are the innovators that are driving america's future

[Juan_Bottom]

lol
Australia is going backwards though.

[notyou2]

I am addicted to this site


http://mayopie.wordpress.com/2009/05/20/aliens-have-more-important-things-to-worry-about-than-your-anus/

[PLAYER57832]

at first i read "boats" as "boobs" and was wondering the same thing

The secret is either silicone or fat.. depending on the individual.

[jonesthecurl]

I created a term "QP" ("q"uick "p"ee) where if you're in a rush, you flush the toilet before you finish, and by the time you do finish the water is already drained all the way down the toilet.

Note: Does not work for women or pooping

You flush women down the toilet?

[Army of GOD]

For those who don't understand the extent of my shitty memory, here's an example. I started golfing a few years ago, and here is the list of clubs that I have lost while golfing:

-3-iron
-5-iron
-Pitching Wedge
-Sand Wedge (this was the most saddening one. I bought my Sand Wedge during my trip to Japan, and I nicknamed it the "Japanese Steel")
-Trouble Wedge (aka as the T-wedge. For those of you who don't know it, it's the highest degree wedge you can have. If you knew anything about me and my T-wedge, you'd know that I've probably gained more strokes for using it than if I didn't. I very rarely hit a shot well with it)

Also, there have been an infinite amount of times where the group behind mine would yell out "You forgot a club!!"

[nietzsche]

For those who don't understand the extent of my shitty memory, here's an example. I started golfing a few years ago, and here is the list of clubs that I have lost while golfing:

-3-iron
-5-iron
-Pitching Wedge
-Sand Wedge (this was the most saddening one. I bought my Sand Wedge during my trip to Japan, and I nicknamed it the "Japanese Steel")
-Trouble Wedge (aka as the T-wedge. For those of you who don't know it, it's the highest degree wedge you can have. If you knew anything about me and my T-wedge, you'd know that I've probably gained more strokes for using it than if I didn't. I very rarely hit a shot well with it)

Also, there have been an infinite amount of times where the group behind mine would yell out "You forgot a club!!"

Uhm.. have you looked in your... ass?

[Army of GOD]

For those who don't understand the extent of my shitty memory, here's an example. I started golfing a few years ago, and here is the list of clubs that I have lost while golfing:

-3-iron
-5-iron
-Pitching Wedge
-Sand Wedge (this was the most saddening one. I bought my Sand Wedge during my trip to Japan, and I nicknamed it the "Japanese Steel")
-Trouble Wedge (aka as the T-wedge. For those of you who don't know it, it's the highest degree wedge you can have. If you knew anything about me and my T-wedge, you'd know that I've probably gained more strokes for using it than if I didn't. I very rarely hit a shot well with it)

Also, there have been an infinite amount of times where the group behind mine would yell out "You forgot a club!!"

Uhm.. have you looked in your... ass?

Many times. All I find is poop.

[john9blue]

Look deeper.

[Army of GOD]

All I find is a cheatcodes book for the Sega Genesis