Secrets thread

[john9blue]

Something other than poop! You're getting closer.

Deeper.

[Army of GOD]

saxitoxin's lost love letters to nietszche...

[nietzsche]

saxitoxin's lost love letters to nietszche...

why are those up your ass?

[john9blue]

Too deep. Get the hell out of there!

[notyou2]

I thought this was where AoG publicly admits he still wets the bed.

[Juan_Bottom]

I sometimes think that we could all be best friends in real life.

[notyou2]

Fist fights and all.....just like brothers

[jonesthecurl]

For those who don't understand the extent of my shitty memory, here's an example. I started golfing a few years ago, and here is the list of clubs that I have lost while golfing:

-3-iron
-5-iron
-Pitching Wedge
-Sand Wedge (this was the most saddening one. I bought my Sand Wedge during my trip to Japan, and I nicknamed it the "Japanese Steel")
-Trouble Wedge (aka as the T-wedge. For those of you who don't know it, it's the highest degree wedge you can have. If you knew anything about me and my T-wedge, you'd know that I've probably gained more strokes for using it than if I didn't. I very rarely hit a shot well with it)

Also, there have been an infinite amount of times where the group behind mine would yell out "You forgot a club!!"

Uhm.. have you looked in your... ass?

Many times. All I find is poop.

Just like your mouth...

[Army of GOD]

I downloaded the Pantera discography.

I am very happy.

[the.killing.44]

I downloaded the Pantera discography.

I am very happy.

Cruise Dittus likes this.

[Army of GOD]

So does the black jesus.

[Army of GOD]

In ninth grade, when I ran for class representative, I was also going through my uber communist phase and created the RUNG (Republic of United Ninth Graders) as my "political party". I realized it didn't sound communist enough, so the next year I changed it to the RUSTG (Republic of United Socialist Tenth Graders).

[nietzsche]

In ninth grade, when I ran for class representative, I was also going through my uber communist phase and created the RUNG (Republic of United Ninth Graders) as my "political party". I realized it didn't sound communist enough, so the next year I changed it to the RUSTG (Republic of United Socialist Tenth Graders).

That's not a secret, that's in the report I got about you.

[Army of GOD]

During my 10th grade JV baseball season, we would have "rap battles" on the bus if we had an away game. I was the undisputed king of rap battles and my rapping name was "Yung Riishii" ("Riishii" being a play on Richard, my first name). Using this info and the last secret I posted, you can tell where I got my Xbox live name "CommunistRapper".

Oh, and a little treat for the ladies. This is like, the ONLY rap I can remember from 10th grade. And remember, we were immature as f*ck and all the humor was in the moment, so it's not funny at all right now. Also, all of my raps were completely improvised and on the spot.

"Yo Ryan why you makin' fun of Spike
Even though he is a dyke
You just wait, and in a few years
Somebody'll be stickin' it in your ears"

[angola]

I was gonna say my secret was missing AOG.

Then he started talking about 10th grade JV baseball trips.

Unless there are tits involved, lame.

[BigBallinStalin]

I was gonna say my secret was missing AOG.

Then he started talking about 10th grade JV baseball trips.

Unless there are tits involved, lame.

I wanted to keep this secret, but I CONCUR.

[Timminz]

I am a recorded rapper. Me and a few friends did a track called "GhettoMagicSportsRooster" a few years back. It's very cornball, but not as bad as one might expect.

[Army of GOD]

I was gonna say my secret was missing AOG.

Then he started talking about 10th grade JV baseball trips.

Unless there are tits involved, lame.

There was a fat kid named "B.I.G. Chris" who had ridiculously large tits.

[Army of GOD]

I have watched a full season of Britain's Next Top Model...






...there was a ridiculously hot blonde. I couldn't help it. =(

[Fircoal]

I have watched a full season of Britain's Next Top Model...






...there was a ridiculously hot blonde. I couldn't help it. =(

shame on you

[Army of GOD]

99% of the time I sleep in only my boxers.

[jonesthecurl]

99% of the time I sleep in only my boxers.

What have you got against wrestlers?

[saxitoxin]

Fine, I'll be the one who asks.

99% of the time I sleep in only my boxers.

1 - What happens 1% of the time?

2 - What does nietzsche sleep in?

[Army of GOD]

1. I sleep in my clothes because I'm too lazy to take them off

2. Penguin-pattern pajamas

[notyou2]

There aren't any penguins in Mexico. Don't be silly.