Okay now, everybody SHUT UP... he said it, nobody reply, sweet lord in heaven, if I see another thread going to 20 pages with goofballs with their pants around their ankles and their politics/ideals/religions flapping about so everyone can see how tiny and useless they are, I'm going to just spam it with screams of incoherent rage. Shame on all of you for ruining every damn thread with your goofball crap. The world is enormous and you are tiny, your voices like that of the mosquito against the gale.
"I have to take a stand! Draw the line! It is only me and only I am right! I can't let this internet board game fall to the ENEMY!!!"
"Actually, I BELIEVE that... Here's a link that PROVES... Oh, I AM sorry but... You just say that because you're a [INSERT LABEL HERE]

"
ARROOGAAAAHHHH!! HGHBHGAGBGHAGHGAHHH!!! SCREAM OF RAAAAAAGE!!!!!
Talk about Conquer Club, and maybe a joke to do with toilets and why women always be shopping every now and again. Stop believing at each other, HOLY CRAP, stop it.
And stop using the winky smiley. I GODDAMN HATE THAT SMILEY.
[EDIT]: AARRRAAAARARARAAHHHHHHUGGLGLGLGHGHGLGLLGHHWOOOO!!! Look at my witty avatar with the political message I downloaded from my favorite blog! Doesn't that make you mad? Oh sure it does, and you can tell I'm mad because my avatar references a punk rock band. I like your style sir. Tell me, would you care to make every statement you make a sarcastic, condescending sneer with me? Why, certainly I would! After all, how else can I justify my lonely existence? Hahaha, that's true! Certainly not by the quality of our actions, hey? Hohoho, what a thought!
SCREEEEEAAAAAM OF RAAAAAAAGE!
[EDIT2]: JUST KIDDING

OMG ARNT U SMART ENUF 2 UNDERSTND UR SO DUMB
[EDIT3]: Phew. Got that out of my system. Okay, continue with your regularly scheduled lunacy.