Who's your roommate going to be at Camp Saxi?

[Victor Sullivan]

Can jonesey and I teach the fun of math on Day 3? I'm a certified math teacher (I looooove math!) and jonesey makes everything funny so it wouldn't be too brutal I was thinking of doing "The Art of Word Problems".

-Sully

Let me guess, something like:

1) TGD is stealing tequilla from TBK's cabin. TGD manages to steal half as many bottles as the AK=47s in BBS's cabin, and BBS's AK-47 stash is three times as large as targetman's vocabulary. Unfortunately, targetman's vocabulary is only four words larger than the number of ponies squishyg is hoping to ride. If squishyg wants to ride two fewer ponies than the number of aces Pedronicus will be hiding up his sleeve, and Pedronicus will be hiding an ace in each of his six sleeves, how many rules will be broken at Camp Saxi?

2) Morgan P. Wells has a certain number of pieces of Scotch tape. In order to make friends, each night he decides to tape helpful tax advice to the cabin doors of guests that he has stalked during the day. Graph the power function y = x cubed plus C that represents the rate at which Morgan's creepiness increases, where x is the number of times that InsomniaRed tells Morgan that she will not go with him to one of The Greek Dog's nightly orgies, y is the amount of time elapsed in seconds, and C is a constant based upon Morgan's innate serial-killer quality.

Funniest post I've seen in a long..long time.

I totally agree! And coming for MarshalNey no less!

[The Bison King]

Hey Juan, want to host a tequila party in our cabin?

Can I come? I'm only like 5 cabins down. rds kinda smells funny.

-TG

Yeah you can come, but bring a sombrero.

[Victor Sullivan]

Hey Juan, want to host a tequila party in our cabin?

Can I come? I'm only like 5 cabins down. rds kinda smells funny.

-TG

Yeah you can come, but bring a sombrero.

I've got a bucket taped to an inner tube, does that count as a sombrero?

[jonesthecurl]

Hey Juan, want to host a tequila party in our cabin?

Can I come? I'm only like 5 cabins down. rds kinda smells funny.

-TG

Yeah you can come, but bring a sombrero.

I've got a bucket taped to an inner tube, does that count as a sombrero?

No. for you, that counts as a dance partner.

[MegasWoman]

Just so ya know saxi I will be smuggling Megas into Camp Saxi with me.

That's not allowed! I'm tellinggggggggg

Nah...you'll be too busy talking about vaginas and stuff...and if ya do you'll we'll TP your cabin...

[saxitoxin]

DAY 3

8:00AM to 9:00AM - Meal: Breakfast - Saxi Sunrise Special (Menu: Toppas and Vollkornbrot)

9:00AM to 12:00PM - Workshop: Serbia's Seven Sensational Keys to Success:

• - How to Keep a Tan in December
  - Exercising Your Glamour Muscles
  - Earning a 6-Figure Salary Working as a "Pool Boy" *
  - How to Look Good Sitting Down
  - How to Look Good Standing Up
  - How to Look Good Going for a Swim
  - How to Swim

(Instructor: Serbia)
* (per Serbia, the emoticon is part of the official class title)

12:00PM to 1:00PM - Meal: Lunch - Saxi's Heart Healthy Midday Fun Food (Menu: Quarkkäulchen with Red Fruit pudding dessert)

1:00PM to 2:00PM - Activity: Capture the Rag (Being a former BSA camp, Camp Saxi is not equipped with female hygiene accessory vending machines. So, I'll bring one tampon with me for the ladies and we'll have a competitive fun-run to see which of them gets to use it!)

2:00PM to 3:00PM - Activity: Ring of Pain I (In which Billy07 gets sauced on sambuca and locked in Cabin 11, following which targetman377 is hog-tied and thrown inside wearing a Kevin Nolan mask.)
[nietzsche excused for siesta]

3:00PM to 4:00PM - Activity: Ring of Pain II (In which Tiggy gets sauced on sambuca and locked in Cabin 11, following which targetman377 is hog-tied and thrown inside wearing a Daniel Craig mask.)

4:00PM to 5:00PM - Workshop: First Aid (Instructor: Saxi!, Demonstration Aide: targetman377)

5:00PM to 8:00PM - Meal: Dinner - BRAUTZILLA!!! (details to follow)

8:00PM+ Talent Show (must pre-register; minimum teams of 3)

Lights Out by 11PM SHARP

[Serbia]

9:00AM to 12:00PM - Workshop: Serbia's Seven Sensational Keys to Success:

• - How to Keep a Tan in December
  - Exercising Your Glamour Muscles
  - Earning a 6-Figure Salary Working as a "Pool Boy" *
  - How to Look Good Sitting Down
  - How to Look Good Standing Up
  - How to Look Good Going for a Swim
  - How to Swim

(Instructor: Serbia)
* (per Serbia, the emoticon is part of the official class title)

And yes boys and girls, the exercise is different depending on your gender!
And it is important to learn how to look good when going for a swim BEFORE learning how to swim - priorities people!!!

[targetman377]

DAY 3




2:00PM to 3:00PM - Activity: Ring of Pain I (In which Billy07 gets sauced on sambuca and locked in Cabin 11, following which targetman377 is hog-tied and thrown inside wearing a Kevin Nolan mask.)
[nietzsche excused for siesta]

3:00PM to 4:00PM - Activity: Ring of Pain II (In which Tiggy gets sauced on sambuca and locked in Cabin 11, following which targetman377 is hog-tied and thrown inside wearing a Daniel Craig mask.)

4:00PM to 5:00PM - Workshop: First Aid (Instructor: Saxi!, Demonstration Aide: targetman377)


Lights Out by 11PM SHARP

now all and all it does seem like a fun day well except 2pm to 5 pm

[notyou2]

Uncle Saxi, would it be terribly wrong of the gang if we held a vote and voted in favour of locking the occupants of 24B in their cabin for the duration of our stay at Camp Saxi?

If you answer yes this is wrong, would you please explain to the gang why this is wrong as I personally see nothing wrong with this action.

[nagerous]

No woodruff workshop on day 3?

[Juan_Bottom]

I'm gonna practice Windows 95 a lot so I can impress him.

[InsomniaRed]

I am going to steal Juan's computer that has Win95 on it and I am going to play Oregon trail so that I can get my revenge:

Juan_Bottom: broke his leg and died (we didn't stop for a proper burial)
nietzsche: drowned along with a spare wagon tongue, 2 sets of clothing(I will refrain from revealing who had to go nekkid), and 72 pounds of fresh bear meat (damn youuu!!)
Army of GOD: Got dysentery and died (we gave him a proper burial, we felt bad for the environment if we just dumped him like that)
Victor Sullivan: Wandered off and we decided not to wait for him (Have fun with the Indians, they're hard to haggle with, so I doubt we could've afforded to get you back anyway)

Btw, I made it to the finish. Good thing I started out as the doctor!!

[Victor Sullivan]

Victor Sullivan: Wandered off and we decided not to wait for him (Have fun with the Indians, they're hard to haggle with, so I doubt we could've afforded to get you back anyway)

It's Native Americans, InsomniaRED, they get offended otherwise. And why do I get stuck with them? Why do you think I would be the one to wander off??

[InsomniaRed]

Victor Sullivan: Wandered off and we decided not to wait for him (Have fun with the Indians, they're hard to haggle with, so I doubt we could've afforded to get you back anyway)

It's Native Americans, InsomniaRED, they get offended otherwise. And why do I get stuck with them? Why do you think I would be the one to wander off??

It's not my fault we stopped to rest for 3 days because of the heat and you decide to go flower picking

[jonesthecurl]

I was hoping for a special guest lecture from jay-out-2-lunch on "When to Expect the Rapture".*


*hint- he only bought a one-way ticket to the camp

[InsomniaRed]

I was hoping for a special guest lecture from jay-out-2-lunch on "When to Expect the Rapture".*


*hint- he only bought a one-way ticket to the camp

We had to buy tickets?

Ohhh I think females got to go for free, to provide scenery. That makes sense.

[Aradhus]

Since this elitist camp neglected to consider the less liked, sometime despised, amongst us..Oh it didn't, it just didn't include me..

Anyway, I will be gatecrashing and pitching my spot up in the trees directly above cabins 25. It's a good spot for spying into multiple windows, close to the beach, and I like trees.

[john9blue]

it's been a while...



all right let's do this

update: saxi got lost and cost us 5 days
update: lost clothing trying to caulk goddamn green river
update: saxi has typhoid. thinking about leaving him, he's a pain
update: yeah saxi just died. good riddance imo
update: andy has typhoid now, we almost ran out of food but i got a clutch shot on a buffalo
update: andy died
update: insom got lost and cost us 3 days. nice job insom.
update: the 3 of us made it to oregon. woo! i made the highscores too lol

[InsomniaRed]

it's been a while...



all right let's do this

You make me so very happy. Next time I travel the trail, I'll dress your wounds!

[notyou2]

This isn't some freakin wild west discovery channel, it's the Camp Saxi thread.

[saxitoxin]

it's been a while...



all right let's do this

update: saxi got lost and cost us 5 days
update: lost clothing trying to caulk goddamn green river
update: saxi has typhoid. thinking about leaving him, he's a pain
update: yeah saxi just died. good riddance imo
update: andy has typhoid now, we almost ran out of food but i got a clutch shot on a buffalo
update: andy died
update: insom got lost and cost us 3 days. nice job insom.
update: the 3 of us made it to oregon. woo! i made the highscores too lol

NICE, john! Hey, is that World of Warcraft? I've been looking into possibly getting into some other MMORPG's aside from just ConquerClub and I've been hearing a lot about this; it looks fun! What's your characters name? I might try to download it onto my iPhone this weekend if I have time. I'll look for you in the game!

[john9blue]

NICE, john! Hey, is that World of Warcraft? I've been looking into possibly getting into some other MMORPG's aside from just ConquerClub and I've been hearing a lot about this; it looks fun! What's your characters name? I might try to download it onto my iPhone this weekend if I have time. I'll look for you in the game!

come on uncle saxi, that's farmville! see the wagon?

hit me up on facespace and maybe i'll give you a friend referral!

[InsomniaRed]

NICE, john! Hey, is that World of Warcraft? I've been looking into possibly getting into some other MMORPG's aside from just ConquerClub and I've been hearing a lot about this; it looks fun! What's your characters name? I might try to download it onto my iPhone this weekend if I have time. I'll look for you in the game!

come on uncle saxi, that's farmville! see the wagon?

hit me up on facespace and maybe i'll give you a friend referral!

No no, this is the old one. It's farmtown, right? You need to go on MyFace more and realize these things!!

[jefjef]

Here's a pic from last years Camp Saxi beach party.

[InsomniaRed]

Here's a pic from last years Camp Saxi beach party.

I think I'll stick with playing oregon trail in my cabin....