Who's your roommate going to be at Camp Saxi?

[BigBallinStalin]

Saxi, there are a few reasons why I wish to change roommates:

1. John wets the bed, from across the room
2. John's low IQ is contagious, and I fear for the health of my intellect
3. After I destroy John in tennis, he's gonna want to spill my blood, so I fear for my own physical safety


Also, I would like to sign a group up for the talent show. We'll be doing a cover of Slayer's Raining Blood.
Group includes: Me on acoustic guitar, radio jake on xylophone, Inkloosed on the Ocarina of Time and notyou on the bongos.

I swear to the flying spaghetti monster that I was playing xylophone just last week -

Practicing, obviously.

I''ll find the sacrificial victim....

[rdsrds2120]

Oh boy, I'm in a cabin separating the rooms of Insom and nagerous .
*munches on popcorn*

-rd

[tonbomorphew]

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[tonbomorphew]

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[targetman377]

hey saxy my religion does not condone sacrifices will there be other actives well they are taking place?

[notyou2]

May I have a translation on the last post please.

[InsomniaRed]

hey saxy my religion does not condone sacrifices will there be other actives well they are taking place?

Hey Saxi, my religion does not condone sacrifices will there be other activities while they are taking place?

May I have a translation on the last post please.

That one wasn't too hard to figure out, but there you go.

[targetman377]

hey saxy my religion does not condone sacrifices will there be other actives well they are taking place?

Hey Saxi, my religion does not condone sacrifices will there be other activities while they are taking place?

May I have a translation on the last post please.

That one wasn't too hard to figure out, but there you go.

thanks

[jonesthecurl]

hey saxy my religion does not condone sacrifices will there be other actives well they are taking place?

Hey Saxi, my religion does not condone sacrifices will there be other activities while they are taking place?

May I have a translation on the last post please.

That one wasn't too hard to figure out, but there you go.

thanks

Target was offering hmislef as a scrificiiasl offrin.

[john9blue]

i don't think you guys understand. notyou was doing his classic "insult the other person's intelligence" maneuver, in this case questioning the linguistic capabilities of targetman in an effort to make himself feel superior. how long have you guys been around these forums?

[Army of GOD]

saxi, you wanna come over to our cabin the first night and get totally plastered? We can go to the local community college and pick up some sweet-ass babes and have an orgy.

[MarshalNey]

Everyone, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I think we've all been misled. Saxitoxin's avatar tells the whole story, he's not the wise old man that he was pretending to be. If you need further proof, look at his diary.

Camp Saxi is likely nothing of the sort, it's probably a ruse to lure people to a place where:
(a) Drunken Tau Kappa Tau frat goons can haze us/use us as part of a pledge rush
(b) Sell us on joining said thuggery as pledges ourselves
(c) Get chicks to come to their frathouse, and do either (a) or (b) with the guys

In any case, I know all of us were looking forward to going and I for one am angry, mostly at myself for being so naive. I know that targetman will be particularly crushed that he won't be hog-tied for those wonderful experiments, although now I suspect that those were going to take a nasty turn anyway in the hands of frat boy rapskallions.

With a Heavy Heart,

Marshal Ney

[notyou2]

i don't think you guys understand. notyou was doing his classic "insult the other person's intelligence" maneuver, in this case questioning the linguistic capabilities of targetman in an effort to make himself feel superior. how long have you guys been around these forums?

Don't you have bedding to wash?

[BigBallinStalin]

Everyone, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I think we've all been misled. Saxitoxin's avatar tells the whole story, he's not the wise old man that he was pretending to be. If you need further proof, look at his diary.

Camp Saxi is likely nothing of the sort, it's probably a ruse to lure people to a place where:
(a) Drunken Tau Kappa Tau frat goons can haze us/use us as part of a pledge rush
(b) Sell us on joining said thuggery as pledges ourselves
(c) Get chicks to come to their frathouse, and do either (a) or (b) with the guys

In any case, I know all of us were looking forward to going and I for one am angry, mostly at myself for being so naive. I know that targetman will be particularly crushed that he won't be hog-tied for those wonderful experiments, although now I suspect that those were going to take a nasty turn anyway in the hands of frat boy rapskallions.

With a Heavy Heart,

Marshal Ney

You mean.... the win95 lessons with Woodruff aren't going to happen?

[Victor Sullivan]

Everyone, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I think we've all been misled. Saxitoxin's avatar tells the whole story, he's not the wise old man that he was pretending to be. If you need further proof, look at his diary.

Camp Saxi is likely nothing of the sort, it's probably a ruse to lure people to a place where:
(a) Drunken Tau Kappa Tau frat goons can haze us/use us as part of a pledge rush
(b) Sell us on joining said thuggery as pledges ourselves
(c) Get chicks to come to their frathouse, and do either (a) or (b) with the guys

In any case, I know all of us were looking forward to going and I for one am angry, mostly at myself for being so naive. I know that targetman will be particularly crushed that he won't be hog-tied for those wonderful experiments, although now I suspect that those were going to take a nasty turn anyway in the hands of frat boy rapskallions.

With a Heavy Heart,

Marshal Ney

You mean.... the win95 lessons with Woodruff aren't going to happen?

I only know the basics!! What am I gonna do????!??!?

-Sully

P.S. Saxi, did you change your avi cuz of what MarshalNey said? Are you actually one of those boys?

[saxitoxin]

saxi, you wanna come over to our cabin the first night and get totally plastered? We can go to the local community college and pick up some sweet-ass babes and have an orgy.

LMAO, what year do you think this is, bra, 1974? ROTFL!

But I'll come over with my world famous Yucca recipe and get you and John s&*#faced!

BTW - what the Eff is this camp anyway? I'm organizing a houseboat rental in July on Lake Shasta for the rushees. I'll go to camp as long as it doesn't interfere. Can't miss the party barge, yo!

Hey, AOG, my house is having a Triad with the TEKE's and D-Chi's next week. You should come over and chill, bra, it's gonna be hella tight. I'm even BBQ'ing some brauts. I'll guest-list you, son.

[targetman377]

i don't think you guys understand. notyou was doing his classic "insult the other person's intelligence" maneuver, in this case questioning the linguistic capabilities of targetman in an effort to make himself feel superior. how long have you guys been around these forums?

i knew that. i just tend to ignore them now

[targetman377]

Everyone, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I think we've all been misled. Saxitoxin's avatar tells the whole story, he's not the wise old man that he was pretending to be. If you need further proof, look at his diary.

Camp Saxi is likely nothing of the sort, it's probably a ruse to lure people to a place where:
(a) Drunken Tau Kappa Tau frat goons can haze us/use us as part of a pledge rush
(b) Sell us on joining said thuggery as pledges ourselves
(c) Get chicks to come to their frathouse, and do either (a) or (b) with the guys

In any case, I know all of us were looking forward to going and I for one am angry, mostly at myself for being so naive. I know that targetman will be particularly crushed that he won't be hog-tied for those wonderful experiments, although now I suspect that those were going to take a nasty turn anyway in the hands of frat boy rapskallions.

With a Heavy Heart,

Marshal Ney

what your not tied me up. that was the only social interaction i was going to get all decade! now what am i going to do?

[Victor Sullivan]

saxi, you wanna come over to our cabin the first night and get totally plastered? We can go to the local community college and pick up some sweet-ass babes and have an orgy.

LMAO, what year do you think this is, bra, 1974? ROTFL!

But I'll come over with my world famous Yucca recipe and get you and John s&*#faced!

BTW - what the Eff is this camp anyway? I'm organizing a houseboat rental in July on Lake Shasta for the rushees. I'll go to camp as long as it doesn't interfere. Can't miss the party barge, yo!

Hey, AOG, my house is having a Triad with the TEKE's and D-Chi's next week. You should come over and chill, bra, it's gonna be hella tight. I'm even BBQ'ing some brauts. I'll guest-list you, son.

saxi... Whoa. This doesn't sound like the you we all know... What's up, potentially not old man?

[john9blue]

saxi's acting like a bro. i thought nothing he did would surprise me, but i suppose i was wrong.

[Victor Sullivan]

MARSHALNEY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE????!?!?!?!!???

[tonbomorphew]

I don't what he has done

[nagerous]

I don't what he has done

Best post ever.

[targetman377]

I don't what he has done

Are you not the same person who was complaining about my English skills?

[notyou2]

Wut?