Things That Don't Mix

[Army of GOD]

Baron Von PWN and poop

[notyou2]

I love you Mr. C.

That's just the kind of comment that gets old Mr C in trouble.

New Years Resolution for 2011...ignore the totty! Which is difficult, as Changsha is absolutely loaded with it and I'm a white guy with an uncanny ability to make said totty...titter.

Now instead of a love triangle, it's a love trapezoid.

Something else that doesn't mix...

Two cocks.

Whether that is on one individual, which would be frankly horrific if one comes to think about it, or a pair, two cocks should never be unleashed together in any kind of apparently hetrosexual context.

I was once offered the chance for a threesome with a chap and his girlfriend. They came around for a cup of tea, or whatever, and then started making out. I, naturally, went online. About 20 seconds later he had her tits out, she's got a good grip on, mad kissing and I really felt I had to say something. So I said "Ahem.." Not my wittiest moment I would admit. Chap breaks away from the girl and says "So uh...hey do you want to join in?" I immediately realised for the first time in my life (for I had never been in this situation before) that I didn't, really didn't want to want to see shagging as team sport (which is basically what I think is the impulse behind MMF rutting).

So I said "Well, I'll watch for a bit see what happens..." or something like that and then found myself having to watch a chap really go to town on this girl. Multi-difficult positions, lots of cardio, a big splash finish...and all the while me watching and feeling not in the slightest aroused. I was basically bored. I made a cup of tea at one point...much to the later hilarity of my pals.

So, at least for me, two cocks in a 'hetro-rutting scenario' simply do not mix.

Welcome back Mr C. We missed you.

Oh, umm, I say old chap, by any chance are you English?

[DangerBoy]

Woodruff and reading comprehension

[mpjh]

woodruff and Klingon food

[notyou2]

jesus and crosses

[Aradhus]

jesus and crosses

Why? He spent days with his cross. Sounds like a solid mix to me.

Jesus and Jews, or Mel Gibson and Jews, or Mel gibson and alchohol...or mel gibson and talking

Or Mel and Gibson.

[notyou2]

mel gibson and the public eye.......does that cover it?

[Mr Changsha]

I love you Mr. C.

That's just the kind of comment that gets old Mr C in trouble.

New Years Resolution for 2011...ignore the totty! Which is difficult, as Changsha is absolutely loaded with it and I'm a white guy with an uncanny ability to make said totty...titter.

Now instead of a love triangle, it's a love trapezoid.

Something else that doesn't mix...

Two cocks.

Whether that is on one individual, which would be frankly horrific if one comes to think about it, or a pair, two cocks should never be unleashed together in any kind of apparently hetrosexual context.

I was once offered the chance for a threesome with a chap and his girlfriend. They came around for a cup of tea, or whatever, and then started making out. I, naturally, went online. About 20 seconds later he had her tits out, she's got a good grip on, mad kissing and I really felt I had to say something. So I said "Ahem.." Not my wittiest moment I would admit. Chap breaks away from the girl and says "So uh...hey do you want to join in?" I immediately realised for the first time in my life (for I had never been in this situation before) that I didn't, really didn't want to want to see shagging as team sport (which is basically what I think is the impulse behind MMF rutting).

So I said "Well, I'll watch for a bit see what happens..." or something like that and then found myself having to watch a chap really go to town on this girl. Multi-difficult positions, lots of cardio, a big splash finish...and all the while me watching and feeling not in the slightest aroused. I was basically bored. I made a cup of tea at one point...much to the later hilarity of my pals.

So, at least for me, two cocks in a 'hetro-rutting scenario' simply do not mix.

Welcome back Mr C. We missed you.

Oh, umm, I say old chap, by any chance are you English?

I'm a walking, talking stereotype of an englishman. Imagine Boris Johnson with a lot less weight, a lot less money and a bit more hair and you're about there.

Or so I've been told...

Though as he is basically a blonde Turk with a gut I'm not sure how much one should read into that previous statement. For all I know I'm a fucking albino Mongolian with a posh accent. But then I don't have red eyes. Do albinos have red eyes??? Or is that mice???

I need to sleep...

[john9blue]

Woodruff and reading comprehension

lol...

[Army of GOD]

Woodruff and reading comprehension

You illiterate bastard...

[Victor Sullivan]

jesus and crosses

notyou2 and Christianity, apparently.

[Army of GOD]

Victor Sullivan and not-poop

[Victor Sullivan]

Victor Sullivan and not-poop

and Sully


HA!

[notyou2]

jesus and crosses

notyou2 and organized religion, apparently.

Fixed it for you Mr Sullivan

[Bouncer]

Bailey's Irish Cream Liquor and lemonade - - - they hate each other!

Microsoft and Works?

[mpjh]

organized religion and tolerance

[thegreekdog]

organized religion and tolerance

Just organized religion?

[Army of GOD]

the human body and bullets

[john9blue]

organized religion and tolerance

Just organized religion?

Haven't you heard? Organized religion is to blame for all the shitty aspects of human nature. Once we get rid of organized religion, everyone will live in peace and harmony.

[thegreekdog]

organized religion and tolerance

Just organized religion?

Haven't you heard? Organized religion is to blame for all the shitty aspects of human nature. Once we get rid of organized religion, everyone will live in peace and harmony.

I'm just wondering about unorganized religion and whether that mixes with tolerance (to form a sort of delicious beverage). Or, alternatively, I could have been trying to troll mpjh's bait. Nah... definitely the former.

[notyou2]

Templars and popes

[Army of GOD]

notyou2 and bullets

[notyou2]

Jews and Romans

[Army of GOD]

Romans and poop

[mpjh]

organized religion and tolerance

Just organized religion?

Haven't you heard? Organized religion is to blame for all the shitty aspects of human nature. Once we get rid of organized religion, everyone will live in peace and harmony.

good first step and fundamentalism