strike wolf wrote:and the half eaten banana chip said unto chewbacca "go forth and pitch a heater so fast that it tears a hole in the space time continuum and this heater will go back in time and hit victor sullivans dad in the testicles leaving him sterile before the evil one can be born" and so Chewbacca did this and the banana chip saw that it was good.
But what the banana chip didn't realize is my father was already sterile but didn't know it and my mom actually went to a sperm bank - ha! Er, heh... **eats the rest of the banana chip**
Who said you were the evil one?
I figured it was implied, considering I don't think he knows I have a brother...
strike wolf wrote:and the half eaten banana chip said unto chewbacca "go forth and pitch a heater so fast that it tears a hole in the space time continuum and this heater will go back in time and hit victor sullivans dad in the testicles leaving him sterile before the evil one can be born" and so Chewbacca did this and the banana chip saw that it was good.
so this new religion punishes innocent people?
The evil one was not innocent.
so if you have a kid that eats a banana you are A BAD person?
strike wolf wrote:and the half eaten banana chip said unto chewbacca "go forth and pitch a heater so fast that it tears a hole in the space time continuum and this heater will go back in time and hit victor sullivans dad in the testicles leaving him sterile before the evil one can be born" and so Chewbacca did this and the banana chip saw that it was good.
But what the banana chip didn't realize is my father was already sterile but didn't know it and my mom actually went to a sperm bank - ha! Er, heh... **eats the rest of the banana chip**
nom nom nom
see i knew he did nothing wrong. innocent until proven guilty.
targetman377 wrote:
see i knew he did nothing wrong. innocent until proven guilty.
His Divine Holiness, Chewbacca, like all civilized creatures, believes in Rule of Law. Everyone has a right to a trial by a jury of their peers. He Hath Proclaimed It.
targetman377 wrote:
see i knew he did nothing wrong. innocent until proven guilty.
His Divine Holiness, Chewbacca, like all civilized creatures, believes in Rule of Law. Everyone has a right to a trial by a jury of their peers. He Hath Proclaimed It.
**Munches on a trial-banana**
--Andy
oh so now he makes that a rule where was he when he sterilized the father??? where is your banana now?
Time for AndyDufresne's music video rebuttal of the week. This week's video is Johnny B. Goode by Chuck Berry---Kind of a partly-autobiographic tribute to himself.
Time for AndyDufresne's music video rebuttal of the week. This week's video is Johnny B. Goode by Chuck Berry---Kind of a partly-autobiographic tribute to himself.
**Munches on a Goode-banana**
--Andy
Andy wins.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
So I went out with this chick last night. that i have know for a long time and well i don't know if i like her or should even try. (back story)
she is younger than me. I first became friends with her brother and we are still friends i know her parents really well. I am told she had a crush on me in high school but i was dating someone at the time. so last night we went to grab some food at 6 i forgot about the time and we stayed there tell 9 we had a good time. i think but it was not an actual date! or anything but then after ward she text's me she thanked me for a nice time and said that last time she laughed so much. Now this is all good and all but i don't know if she likes me more then friends. keep in mind i still don't know if it me just being desperate for a girlfriend. Holy shit i think wayyyyyyy too much the end
