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Just add 8 cents to every dollar that you spend. That's what I'd do. Like a boss.
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But that's not accurate enough.
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Then move to a Republican state where they have no taxes.
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=(  
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Juan_Bottom wrote:Ahahahaaa! oh wait, I guess threads are only funny when Pimpdave is around.
you got me

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BigBallinStalin wrote:
Juan_Bottom wrote:Ahahahaaa! oh wait, I guess threads are only funny when Pimpdave is around.
you got me

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How fucking dare you use my smiley
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Army of GOD wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
Juan_Bottom wrote:Ahahahaaa! oh wait, I guess threads are only funny when Pimpdave is around.
you got me

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How fucking dare you use my smiley
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New Jersey imposes a sales tax on i-tunes, but Apple doesn't charge sales tax to New Jersey users. Therefore, technically, New Jersey residents who buy i-tunes need to report use tax to the state. I don't report use tax and thus get out of paying the state over $6! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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thegreekdog wrote:New Jersey imposes a sales tax on i-tunes, but Apple doesn't charge sales tax to New Jersey users. Therefore, technically, New Jersey residents who buy i-tunes need to report use tax to the state. I don't report use tax and thus get out of paying the state over $6! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
LOL bro -

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I'm going to continue to post "Happy Birthday!" on Saxitoxin's profile as long as he continues to have birthdays. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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thegreekdog wrote:I'm going to continue to post "Happy Birthday!" on Saxitoxin's profile as long as he continues to have birthdays. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
SWEET!!!
Pack Rat wrote:if it quacks like a duck and walk like a duck, it's still fascism

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You guys are really bad at passive aggressive. Oh I'm sorry, I guess everyone is just more passive aggressive when pimpdave is around.


Secret-
Saxi totally reminds me of this guy Andre that I have to beat up. And if Andre didn't know that, he does now.
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Juan_Bottom wrote:You guys are really bad at passive aggressive. Oh I'm sorry, I guess everyone is just more passive aggressive when pimpdave is around.


Secret-
Saxi totally reminds me of this guy Andre that I have to beat up. And if Andre didn't know that, he does now.
Bro?
Pack Rat wrote:if it quacks like a duck and walk like a duck, it's still fascism

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Dont S. I got your back. Maybe we'll have to f*ck Juan's shit up
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Army of GOD wrote:Dont S. I got your back. Maybe we'll have to f*ck Juan's shit up
tight; thx bro
Pack Rat wrote:if it quacks like a duck and walk like a duck, it's still fascism

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Army of GOD wrote:Fucking 7.5% sales tax in NY. And despite me being good at math, I cannot, for the life of me, calculate sales tax accurately in my head.
Calculate it at 15% which is easy because it's 10% and half that again, then divide by two silly.



Is that passive aggressive enough, or does it require more name calling?
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notyou2 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Fucking 7.5% sales tax in NY. And despite me being good at math, I cannot, for the life of me, calculate sales tax accurately in my head.
Calculate it at 15% which is easy because it's 10% and half that again, then divide by two silly.



Is that passive aggressive enough, or does it require more name calling?
No, it's something along the lines of not asking stupid questions...
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Saxi is not Andre, it's just that he kinda looks like him and they sound similar. I know Saxi's not Andre because Saxi knows what BROS BEFORE HOS means. I kinda like that about Saxi because it keeps reminding me that I'm pissed off.
And when I find Andre I'm going to freshen his breath with a boot and a minty condom.
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I've been using my roommate's iPod charger without him knowing for the past few weeks because I forgot mine at home. Nobody tell him!
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I recently found out that I have herpes.
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tkr4lf wrote:I recently found out that I have herpes.
My bad
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Army of GOD wrote:
tkr4lf wrote:I recently found out that I have herpes.
My bad
I told you to wear a condom, you jerk!
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Ok, here's a testament to how small I am and have always been.


So for those of you who've been taking tabs of my life, the last time I played competitive hockey in an actual league was 9 years ago, when I was in 6th grade. This year I'm playing intramural hockey at my school, and I'm home for the weekend so I've been looking through my/my brothers' old hockey stuff so I can get equipment and stuff. I found my old Rangers bag (yes, my hockey bag is a legit NY Rangers hockey bag) and I found the last jersey I wore for my old hockey league (it's a "fake" Penguins jersey, which is my current favorite team). I figured what the Hell, and tried it on.





And it fits...perfectly.




tl;dr - I'm the same size now (sophomore in college) as I was 9 years ago (6th grade).
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dont worry, look at messi
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Army of GOD wrote:(it's a "fake" Penguins jersey, which is my current favorite team)
You remind me of my cousin. Her new favorite football team is the Packers.
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