Why am I not God?

[GabonX]

I am not a god, but I feel I should be. How do I come to terms with this?

I am thinking that maybe I should strive to make so much money I can buy things that will make me godlike, such as devoted followers and power over ordinary mortals.

[muy_thaiguy]

Where'd you find this quote at?

[BigBallinStalin]

THE SATANIC BIBLE

[TheSaxlad]

I am not a god, but I feel I should be. How do I come to terms with this?

I am thinking that maybe I should strive to make so much money I can buy things that will make me godlike, such as devoted followers and power over ordinary mortals.

Thats Cause I am.

All worship the sax.

[AndyDufresne]

I am not a god, but I feel I should be. How do I come to terms with this?

I am thinking that maybe I should strive to make so much money I can buy things that will make me godlike, such as devoted followers and power over ordinary mortals.

Perhaps by coming to terms with you ungodliness, you achieve godliness?


--Andy

[BigBallinStalin]

I am not a god, but I feel I should be. How do I come to terms with this?

I am thinking that maybe I should strive to make so much money I can buy things that will make me godlike, such as devoted followers and power over ordinary mortals.

Perhaps by coming to terms with you ungodliness, you achieve godliness?


--Andy

Nah, it's probably when you realize that "godliness" and "ungodliness" are the same thing.

[AndyDufresne]

I am not a god, but I feel I should be. How do I come to terms with this?

I am thinking that maybe I should strive to make so much money I can buy things that will make me godlike, such as devoted followers and power over ordinary mortals.

Perhaps by coming to terms with you ungodliness, you achieve godliness?


--Andy

Nah, it's probably when you realize that "godliness" and "ungodliness" are the same thing.

That realization sounds like godliness.


--Andy

[jimboston]

I am not a god, but I feel I should be. How do I come to terms with this?

I am thinking that maybe I should strive to make so much money I can buy things that will make me godlike, such as devoted followers and power over ordinary mortals.

Thats Cause I am.

All worship the sax.

I am surprised you beat AOG to this.

[pimpdave]

[BigBallinStalin]

I am not a god, but I feel I should be. How do I come to terms with this?

I am thinking that maybe I should strive to make so much money I can buy things that will make me godlike, such as devoted followers and power over ordinary mortals.

Perhaps by coming to terms with you ungodliness, you achieve godliness?


--Andy

Nah, it's probably when you realize that "godliness" and "ungodliness" are the same thing.

That realization sounds like godliness.


--Andy

No, it doesn't.

Yeah, it does.

[AndyDufresne]

I am not a god, but I feel I should be. How do I come to terms with this?

I am thinking that maybe I should strive to make so much money I can buy things that will make me godlike, such as devoted followers and power over ordinary mortals.

Perhaps by coming to terms with you ungodliness, you achieve godliness?


--Andy

Nah, it's probably when you realize that "godliness" and "ungodliness" are the same thing.

That realization sounds like godliness.


--Andy

No, it doesn't.

Yeah, it does.

Oh holy one, you've reached the end.


--Andy

[TheSaxlad]

I am not a god, but I feel I should be. How do I come to terms with this?

I am thinking that maybe I should strive to make so much money I can buy things that will make me godlike, such as devoted followers and power over ordinary mortals.

Thats Cause I am.

All worship the sax.

I am surprised you beat AOG to this.

Maybe that is the reason why I am a God...

[BigBallinStalin]

Perhaps by coming to terms with you ungodliness, you achieve godliness?


--Andy

Nah, it's probably when you realize that "godliness" and "ungodliness" are the same thing.

That realization sounds like godliness.


--Andy

No, it doesn't.

Yeah, it does.

Oh holy one, you've reached the end.


--Andy

Oh, banana-man, haven't we just begun?

[sundalius]

Wait wait wait... First we start of with a paradoxical statement, and now you claim I must worship a Banana!?


I love this religion!

[TA1LGUNN3R]

And now I see the face of god, and I raise this god over the earth, this god whom men have sought since men came into being, this god who will grant them joy and peace and pride.

This god, this one word:

"I"

-TG

[BigBallinStalin]

And now I see the face of god, and I raise this god over the earth, this god whom men have sought since men came into being, this god who will grant them joy and peace and pride.

This god, this one word:

"I"

-TG

And me!

And AndyBanana!

And that new kid!

[TA1LGUNN3R]

And now I see the face of god, and I raise this god over the earth, this god whom men have sought since men came into being, this god who will grant them joy and peace and pride.

This god, this one word:

"I"

-TG

And me!

And AndyBanana!

And that new kid!

Ooh so what do we do from here, now that we've established our godhood? I'm in favor of creating a life form and then make our respective worshipers war with each other. Whoever has the most kills wins.

-TG

[BigBallinStalin]

And now I see the face of god, and I raise this god over the earth, this god whom men have sought since men came into being, this god who will grant them joy and peace and pride.

This god, this one word:

"I"

-TG

And me!

And AndyBanana!

And that new kid!

Ooh so what do we do from here, now that we've established our godhood? I'm in favor of creating a life form and then make our respective worshipers war with each other. Whoever has the most kills wins.

-TG

I got dibs on Hitler, Mao, Stalin, and Pol Pot.

[TA1LGUNN3R]

Damn. Okay I call Jesus and Mohammed. And Genghis Khan.

-TG