CC Pick up lines

Ace Rimmer · Post by **Ace Rimmer** » Tue Feb 08, 2011 2:13 pm

T1s are for children. I've got an OC12

owenshooter · Post by **owenshooter** » Tue Feb 08, 2011 2:43 pm

Tdans wrote:hey baby... have you seen my unicorn?

bwa, ha, ha, ha!!!!-the blak jesus

clapper011 · Post by **clapper011** » Tue Feb 08, 2011 5:32 pm

hey baby, can I help your malfunction?

rdsrds2120 · Post by **rdsrds2120** » Tue Feb 08, 2011 8:02 pm

You're going to want to give me a gold in freestyle after tonight.

-rd

Victor Sullivan · Post by **Victor Sullivan** » Tue Feb 08, 2011 10:00 pm

The only u substitution I'm making tonight is you with my now ex-girlfriend.

The parts of you that aren't pretty are the null set.

The limit as love approaches infinity is our relationship.

Oh, that's just TFO. We play Parcheesi on Monday nights. Wanna play?

rdsrds2120 · Post by **rdsrds2120** » Tue Feb 08, 2011 10:17 pm

Victor Sullivan wrote:The only u substitution I'm making tonight is you with my now ex-girlfriend.

The parts of you that aren't pretty are the null set.

The limit as love approaches infinity is our relationship.

Oh, that's just TFO. We play Parcheesi on Monday nights. Wanna play?

lol...math ones are stupid yet awesome.

TIME FOR PIRATES!

I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest.

-rd

Victor Sullivan · Post by **Victor Sullivan** » Tue Feb 08, 2011 10:25 pm

rdsrds2120 wrote:TIME FOR PIRATES!

Arrr! I be the Dread Pirate Melvin, and unless ye be wantin' a whoopin', ye better be handin' over ye cargo real quick like, arrr...

Arrr! Methinks I've "hooked" a fine lady!

Ya don't need a map to find yer beauty.

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Thu Feb 10, 2011 10:37 am

'Babe, do you have some nurse training? The dice have cut me to the bone, and I need a little fixin' up from you.'

--Andy

clapper011 · Post by **clapper011** » Thu Feb 10, 2011 10:44 am

did you just try to take me while wasted? (yes scott this ones for you

)

Scott-Land · Post by **Scott-Land** » Thu Feb 10, 2011 4:38 pm

clapper011 wrote:did you just try to take me while wasted? (yes scott this ones for you )

It seems that I got lost trying to.....

mr. CD · Post by **mr. CD** » Sat Feb 12, 2011 7:07 am

Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

rdsrds2120 · Post by **rdsrds2120** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 2:25 pm

You can roll 3 to my 2 all night, if you please.

-rd

clapper011 · Post by **clapper011** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 2:26 pm

will you be wanting a cosmopolitan while you nuke?

mpjh · Post by **mpjh** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 3:45 pm

Are you still this lovely when you stand up?

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 10:52 am

In honor of Cutesy Club and Valentines Days:

'Babe, lets stop our fighting game today. Love conquers all.'

--Andy

Victor Sullivan · Post by **Victor Sullivan** » Wed Feb 16, 2011 9:48 pm

"Hey, baby, I can feel our chemistry already. You're like the sodium to my chloride - bonded ionically, the strongest type of bond."

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Wed Feb 16, 2011 10:52 pm

"I'm not Victor Sullivan"

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Wed Feb 16, 2011 11:11 pm

Victor Sullivan wrote:"Hey, baby, I can feel our chemistry already. You're like the sodium to my chloride - bonded ionically, the strongest type of bond."

Uncongrats for VS not understanding this topic is for pick-up lines vaguely related to Conquer Club.

Wait, wrong topic.

--Andy

Victor Sullivan · Post by **Victor Sullivan** » Wed Feb 16, 2011 11:14 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:
Victor Sullivan wrote:"Hey, baby, I can feel our chemistry already. You're like the sodium to my chloride - bonded ionically, the strongest type of bond."
Uncongrats for VS not understanding this topic is for pick-up lines vaguely related to Conquer Club.

Wait, wrong topic.

--Andy

Uncongrats to Andy for improperly abbreving my name

Whoops, you've got me going now

"I'll bombard you with my good looks all day."

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Wed Feb 16, 2011 11:21 pm

"I'm still not Victor Sullivan"

natty dread · Post by **natty dread** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 4:46 am

Hey babe, how about I show you my baton while you make stripes on my back and call me colonel. Later, you can cook for me...

Mageplunka · Post by **Mageplunka** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 8:39 am

I know a guy who had a dozen tattoos on the side of his , lets call it "shaft". When he goes to the bars, he meets someone and asks them if they want a dozen roses.

I didnt see it personally, but he IS covered with them , so i took his word

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Sat May 21, 2011 11:26 am

Babe, today might be our last day together. You should lower your defensive build-up...you don't want to die with a virgin continent, do you?

--Andy

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:58 am

'Hey Babe, can I get a look at your personal menu?'

--Andy

mysticbell · Post by **mysticbell** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 3:05 pm

A guy actually tried this one on me...
" Hey babe, you wanna go hang out at my place ? I'll let you play with my Star Trek online account, I have a huge ship..."

Yes he was serious...

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