Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jakewilliams

[nagerous]

In the 45th edition of the newsletter there is going to be an interrogation of [player]jakewilliams[/player]

Please post any questions you have for him here!

[Army of GOD]

Why are the Red Sox so much better than the Oreos?

[Victor Sullivan]

Math, cookies, or Army of GOD?

[rdsrds2120]

(If you browse the carto section)
What map in production would/are you rooting for?

-rd

[eddie2]

what would your wife say if she found out about your 2nd facebook account.

[lord voldemort]

why is everyone so much better than the O's?

[InsomniaRed]

Are your balls feeling better yet, snipsnap?

[Commander9]

Why have I never heard of you?

[grifftron]

What the guy above said, and why do you like the green bay packers

[InsomniaRed]

why do you like the green bay packers

THIS.

[slowreactor]

why do you like the green bay packers

THIS.

DONT ANSWER IT. DONT BETRAY OUR SECRET.

[Ace Rimmer]

LMAO this is gonna be fun. For those that don't know me, what the f*ck is wrong with you? I am a member of the most fun, most ass-kickingest clan on CC, The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU). I was a chat mod for a while (and you will still find me in live chat pretty much anytime I am at work).

I will answer every single question posed to me here, even though I'm sure nagerous won't put them all in the newsletter. NO topic is off-limits and I will answer everything truthfully.

[#1_stunna]

a/s/l?

[*Pixar*]

does it tickle?

[bedub1]

If you were an animal, which would you want to be?
If you had to pick your favorite moderator, would you eat a lollipop?
Which is worse, popcorn kernels stuck in your teeth, or a flood?
How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
When you get to the middle, do you eat the brown goo?
If you could ask anybody one question, what would it be?
Would you want to know the answer?
What dead celebrity would you like to have sex with?
So apparently necrophilia doesn't bother you?
Do you have to beg for it?
Have you stopped watching animal porn?
Do you poo on company time?
Would you prefer fools gold, or gold fools?
Do you play video games?
Besides the obvious (Super Mario), what's the best video game franchise of all time?
Do you have a car? What kind is it?
What are your phone number, address, social security number, date of birth, Credit Card and bank account numbers?
Have you ever dumped out in the woods?
Do you have any regrets?
Do you have any secrets? If you told them to nagerous, would he laugh, or what?
If you could do anything over again, would you?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
If everything tastes like chicken, what does chicken taste like?

[Commander9]

LMAO this is gonna be fun. For those that don't know me, what the f*ck is wrong with you? I am a member of the most fun, most ass-kickingest clan on CC, The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU). I was a chat mod for a while (and you will still find me in live chat pretty much anytime I am at work).

I will answer every single question posed to me here, even though I'm sure nagerous won't put them all in the newsletter. NO topic is off-limits and I will answer everything truthfully.

You're just asking for trouble aren't you?

[trapyoung]

Favorite player? Least favorite player? Favorite poster? Least favorite poster? How sexually inadequate are you?

[natty dread]

What are you doing?

[Pirlo]

who's the worst live chat regular?

- AC

[JoshyBoy]

Which is better... CC or sex?
What is the accomplishment you are most proud of on CC?
Who is your favourite player on CC?
Who is your favourite personality on CC?

[Calidrmr]

at what point does CPR become necrophilia?

(courtesy of bdub via LC )

[Mr_Adams]

Have you ever had a rocky mountain oyster? Would you like to?

(you are permitted to use google, if you need it)

Why did you feed the Bush administration false information about Iraq?

[Rodion]

Young Brett Favre or Aaron Rodgers?
Favorite rivalry: Bears or Vikings?

[danryan]

WWBD? Are you sure?

[khazalid]

on a scale of 1-10, how much does live chat suck?


















is thinking of 8.5 on the sucking scale whetting your famously insatiable appetite?