shieldgenerator7 wrote:targetman377 wrote:shieldgenerator7 wrote:I have now acquired a cloaking device. I am relocating my shield in search of the radioactive squirrel nest.
Lokinet, tell the muffin man to stay with you. He won't be able to find his way back home right now.
I found it!!!! maybe you should not hide your shield under an elephant

AH! aw you found me. I guess I need to refine my cloaking device... no, wait. I've found the nest! Only a radioactive squirrel nest would have good enough tachyon sensors to detect past a cloaking device. Why the elephant in the nest?
A long long time ago God created the world what you do not know is the story of creation. BUT since you asked I will tell you
In the begging the universe was blank and void until God said Today i will create something that will be majestically grand and astounding. So the Very first thing he did was created a pickles! YES you herd right a Pickles and he saw that it was good next he moved on to something of untold wisdom! and just all around a bad ass guy! No not Adam but YODA!!! They talked for years and years until they had to part there ways but God granted Yoda to live for eternity he would live in the imagination of a nation, and on the big screen.
God was tired form all this AND THIS IS THE GOOD PART!!! HE Created ME!!!! yeppers he made me his personal assassin and i was told to train with YODA for my skill's i did and when i graduated God said he would create an animal that would be yours and would follow you where ever you went. so i created the ELEPHANT!!!!!! they are a gift to me form God the very next thing he did was to create this thread!!!! true fact!
Then there was the intermediate time when well me and lone wolf traveled back in time but for someone who has never traveled back in time to see themselves. I will note bother you with the details.
after that he wrote the bible and you know the rest.