Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jpcloet

[nagerous]

In the 46th edition of the newsletter there is going to be an interrogation of clan director and team leader [player]jpcloet[/player]!

Please post any questions you have for him here!

[squishyg]

what's your opinion on the fog "rule"?

[Gold Knight]

Are you the type of person that would swallow your blood before you swallow your pride?

[chiefsfan4ever]

What are your thoughts about the US building a wall to keep the kinds of you out of our country?

[jghost7]

What are some of the characteristics of your ideal of clan leadership?


What were some of your challenges as clan leader, clan director?


Any advice for current and future clan leadership?


How hard did you have to train to be able to carry Gold Knight? (just kidding)

[Ace Rimmer]

What is the hardest challenge of being the head clan director?

How involved are you in the running of AoD? I would assume it would be difficult with your mod position to find the time.

Which one clan leader would you most like to... have a drink with? Play on a team with? Remove from leadership?

If I skyped you, would you answer?

[greenoaks]

who would you like to have in your clan but isn't and why ?

[codierose]

1. You want to be in a CLAN. One night, the Devil makes you a deal that will instantly rocket you to super-stardom, multi GOLD medal success, adoring fans and critical acclaim for the duration of your CLAN career. The downside is that in exchange for this fame, your all-time favorite CLAN will cease to exist. Any memory of their legacy will disappear forever, and you will never be able to play in any of their games ever again.

Do you take the deal?

2. You are offered the sum of one billion dollars to never engage in any type of CLAN team sex again. Breaking of this rule will result in instant death.

Do you take the offer?

3. Through an address mix-up at the CDA, you are mailed an envelope containing the unbelievably true stories behind the moon landing (faked), Kennedy assassination (cover-up), Roswell crash (UFO) and the interpretive ending of 2001: A Space Odyssey (beats me). Once you open this envelope, you will know the truth behind all of these events, but from that point forward, everyone you meet will be convinced that you are insane. No matter what facts you present, arguments you make or books you write, you will be branded a loon and be permanently ostracized from the life that you once knew. You will never be believed by anyone.

Do you open the envelope?

4.Through a post-apocalyptic CLAN WAR, you are crowned the champion and rewarded with anything you want for the rest of your life. The only drawback is that every time you blink, you will crap your pants. This is incurable and unavoidable in every way.

Is it worth it?

[Gold Knight]

Do you believe that Canada will soon be annexed as the 51st United State?

If you could have the picture of one CC player by your bedside and gaze at them as you fell asleep, who would it be?

Do churches float?

How are the wife and kids?

[Serbia]

Why are you hated so much?

Why didn't you choose Toby as your username?

When will you admit you have a crush on [player]Serbia[/player]? (and for the last time, no I won't/can't have your children; I'm a guy)

Thanks agane, Toby!

[friendly1]

What are your least and most favorite moments from CC?

How much time have you put into developing the CC clan area since you joined?

How many mice have you broken playing CC?

[Victor Sullivan]

• Can all of us clan leaders have a dance party?
• What first comes to mind when someone says, "groovy"?
• Like, Zoinks! A spooky ghost! What do you do? Run to the hills? Punch him? Play a friendly game of shuffleboard?
• If you were to be any other kind of mod, which would you be?
• If monkeys could fly, would you be scared of AndyDufresne?
• Which XML/gameplay feature of CC maps do you like the most?
• Name three things you love about Conquer Club.
• Which drink best suits you? Booze, soda, Kool-Aid, juice, coffee, tea, milk, or water?
• How many of Master Fenrir's Commandments have you broken since you've been on Conquer Club? Have you repented to the black jesus for your transgressions?
• If your wife/girlfriend turned into a potato, what would you do?

[rdsrds2120]

What are your hopes concerning this suggestion: viewtopic.php?f=4&t=132777 (Usergroup Leader Powers) and their effects on Clans and their organizations?

Do you forsee any potential problems concerning the possibility of giving a good amount of power to Clan Leaders?

Would these outweigh the obvious advantages?

-rd

[TheForgivenOne]

How many times have you been tempted to put a hole the size of your keyboard in your closet door and or wall due to something so aggravating on this site?

[Victor Sullivan]

What's the bomb-diggity-est usergroup out there?

[BoganGod]

Dear JP will there ever be a clear, simple and fair rankings system for clans? If so when, and how? Love your favourite God.

[nagerous]

Thanks for the questions! They will be answered in the next edition of the newsletter!