Just some Lyncher Mafia-Lyncher Wins, everyone dies horribly

[pancakemix]

I likw sausages. unvote vote commander for his lack of sausage love

A little part of me just died.

Note to self: come back to this thread in a month and sig this.

[TheSaxlad]

I cant edit that can I?

[Fircoal]

I cant edit that can I?

Don't worry Saxxy I like Sausages too ;3

[TheSaxlad]

I was talking literal not figurative. Keep your dirty minds out of the mafia thread.

The Horrible thing is it isnt taken out of context...

[Haggis_McMutton]

Vote count:
Com - 1 (Sax)
Sax - 1 (Edoc)
Pcm - 1 (Com)
Jer - 1 (Jer)
Edoc - 1 (Pcm)


I'm bored, 72 hours to deadline

[TheSaxlad]

Right who should we lynch? As a vanilla townie who is the most likely scum?

Commander, as after my slip he pursued that pretty quickly, and I bet as we get towards this deadline he will use it against me. vote commander

[TheSaxlad]

ebwop. Even when I vote him twice, It only counts as one vote.

[Commander9]

Right who should we lynch? As a vanilla townie who is the most likely scum?

Commander, as after my slip he pursued that pretty quickly, and I bet as we get towards this deadline he will use it against me. vote commander

Wait, your whole case against me is that I could use your slip-up against you? Impressive. If I'd not be putting you L-1, my vote would definitely be on you, but I'd rather avoid any Yoshiesque hammers.

[jeraado]

A pre-emptive OMGUS? I like it

[Commander9]

Right who should we lynch? As a vanilla townie who is the most likely scum?

Commander, as after my slip he pursued that pretty quickly, and I bet as we get towards this deadline he will use it against me. vote commander

Something just clicked at my mind - Sax, do I have to die for you to win?

[edocsil]

Right who should we lynch? As a vanilla townie who is the most likely scum?

Commander, as after my slip he pursued that pretty quickly, and I bet as we get towards this deadline he will use it against me. vote commander

Something just clicked at my mind - Sax, do I have to die for you to win?

This is actually serious now. Sax has been aggressive towards com most of the game. I think he slipped up, Vote Sax

[Commander9]

I'm somewhat tempted to hammer, but we've got still plenty of time left, so there's no hurry. Sax, got anything to add?

[TheSaxlad]

Yes. I am a vanilla townie just the same as the rest of you, and if commander doesnt come out scum or lyncher I will be very suprised. Im not stupid, you dont play lyncher that agressively because this happens. :/

I truly think he is scum. That is all.

[edocsil]

Yes. I am a vanilla townie just the same as the rest of you, and if commander doesnt come out scum or lyncher I will be very suprised. Im not stupid, you dont play lyncher that agressively because this happens. :/

I truly think he is scum. That is all.

He isn't a lyncher he would have just hammered and won...

[jeraado]

Yes. I am a vanilla townie just the same as the rest of you, and if commander doesnt come out scum or lyncher I will be very suprised. Im not stupid, you dont play lyncher that agressively because this happens. :/

I truly think he is scum. That is all.

He isn't a lyncher he would have just hammered and won...

+1, he could be scum, but certainly not lyncher (at least not with you as target).

Also, I think the aggressiveness point becomes WIFOM with so few players - the set up forces us to read tells differently than larger games

[Haggis_McMutton]

Vote count:
Com - 1 (Sax)
Sax - 1 (Edoc)
Pcm - 1 (Com)
Jer - 1 (Jer)
Edoc - 1 (Pcm)


48 hours to deadline

[Commander9]

Yes. I am a vanilla townie just the same as the rest of you, and if commander doesnt come out scum or lyncher I will be very suprised. Im not stupid, you dont play lyncher that agressively because this happens. :/

I truly think he is scum. That is all.

...

He isn't a lyncher he would have just hammered and won...

Well, apparently, Sax is (like everyone else) L-2 as it was just you who voted twice for him. Remember as aage said to Vio: "vote only counts once "


We still have some time, but we do have to lynch someone today as tomorrow we'd be in the same situation with one player less.

[Haggis_McMutton]

Erm, 38 hours to deadline, you guys out there?

You can vote for a no lynch if you really want to.

[Commander9]

If none of you are man enough, I'll do it:

Unvote. Vote Sax.

[pancakemix]

That's only two. But eh, may as well unvote vote sax to see what happens.

[Haggis_McMutton]

Vote count:
Com - 1 (Sax)
Sax - 3 (Edoc, Com, Pcm)
Pcm - 0 ()
Jer - 1 (Jer)
Edoc - 0 ()

That's a lynch.


The nice obese people argued back and forth for a bit, but eventually their eyes fell upon Saxlad. This guy just didn't smell right ...
No, he literally didn't smell right. It was like a mix of mouldy cheese and sweat.
Thankfully, due to his obese-ness, there really wasn't much he could do to defend himself. He was taken and promptly deep-fried. As his screams were coming to an end, Commander finally couldn't resist anymore and loudly screamed as he pushed Sax's head under "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR TAKING MY FUCKIN' BARBEQUE SAUCE!!!!".(guess revenge isn't always best served cold).

The others didn't really understand this statement, nor the blank look of satisfaction that was visible on Commander's face, perhaps they might have pieced it together had they had a little more time, unfortunately at this very moment a radiated looking abomination broke through the window and killed them all while mumbling something about "those meddling kids, and fuckin unlynchables".
You're all dead, but at least revenge has been served.

Commander(Lyncher) has won.

[Haggis_McMutton]

Roles:

1. Com - Lyncher
2. Sax - Lynchee
3. Pcm
4. Jeerado
5. Edoc - Mafia


Also, as soon as random.org decided that Sax was to be the lynchee I was almost sure this would happen ...

[Fircoal]

I have to lol here. I'm sure Edoc though he was doing the smart thing here.

Point to remember if you think you know who the lyncher is, isn't getting rid of the mafia going to be the more important part? I mean they can kill and stuff. Kill a mafia on Day 1, you have 4 left Day 2. Kill a lyncher on Day 1, you have 3 left Day 2.

[Commander9]

Roles:

1. Com - Lyncher
2. Sax - Lynchee
3. Pcm
4. Jeerado
5. Edoc - Mafia


Also, as soon as random.org decided that Sax was to be the lynchee I was almost sure this would happen ...

Sadly, yes, I anticipated this before the game started as well. I really can't claim to have made much to win

Gg all.

[pancakemix]

Thought so.