the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[strike wolf]

The world is a vampire.

[Anthrax821]

durka durka, muhammad jihad

[AndyDufresne]

The world is a vampire.

Yeah, well, I'mma pretend it's Halloween:



**Munches on a pumpkin-banana**


--Andy

[So1dier]

derp

what the "derp" troll?
I don't mean to call you I troll, as I don't even really know what it means

Just played a guy by the name of derp, played one round, sucided and then deadbeats.

[shieldgenerator7]

derp

what the "derp" troll?
I don't mean to call you I troll, as I don't even really know what it means

Just played a guy by the name of derp, played one round, sucided and then deadbeats.

wow he really derped that one huh

[Quirk]

BPotW

[shieldgenerator7]

BPotW

look Andy! that's you as a baby! you were so cute back then!

[AndyDufresne]

BPotW

I endorse this. **Munches on banana-baby**


--Andy

[muy_thaiguy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr_H5sSZ46U

[targetman377]

The Longest Thread, Thread - Occasionally NSFW-----------------------issue 5 5/4/2011ad
Religion!------COMIC!!!!-------Target history fact of the week------ WHAT WAS NOT SAID IN THIS POST!!!!-----Pic of the week-------this week in the thread----Question of the week----INTERVIEW!!!—overlooked post!!!!

Religion
What to write about? Well my mother always said when you go out and talk to people never!! Mention RELIGON, Politics or sex. Well Ok that solves it I will talk about REIGON!!!! I know taboo right? History and religion is an every changing and evolving idea humans have. Many years ago before Egypt was every around! The first form of religion was paganism! Yeah it lasted a long time!!! The reasons for such a belief human mind are the fact that they need to explain events that happen. Such as rain, drought, war, Religion is a defensive mechanism that tries to explain things that humans can not deal with. Now next comes monotheism now this is a more intellect concept of God. It always for us to create a creature that is somehow more powerful than humans could have ever conceived now this helps us out with science! Cause if our can start to conceptualize one powerful God they can start to observe and critical think about things, and try to make theories about them! Now there are a lot of religions Christianity, scientology, Judaism, and Muslim. These are all monotheistic religions. And then comes A brand new religion form our very own thread!!!! THAT’S RIGH CHEWY!!!!! I AM SETTING MY FOUCOUSE ON YOU!!!!!!

And on the 6th Day, He rose from the fiery pits of Mustafar, after beating back the Evil Force. And on this day, we commemorate nary a singed hair upon His Holy Divine.




**Munches on a fiery-banana**


--Andy

ROSE UP FROM THE FIRY PITS OF HELL TO CONQUER EVIL!!! Every great religion has always claimed to concur evil! It would not be a religion without it.

see i knew he did nothing wrong. innocent until proven guilty.

His Divine Holiness, Chewbacca, like all civilized creatures, believes in Rule of Law. Everyone has a right to a trial by a jury of their peers. He Hath Proclaimed It.



**Munches on a trial-banana**


--Andy

oh so now he makes that a rule where was he when he sterilized the father??? where is your banana now?

Every religion has to have people who critics it otherwise it would not evolve and take shape! Funny how the very criticism to something actually grow!

His Divine Holiness, Chewbacca, was busy socializing with young women, showing them 'His light', and helping them find theirs.



**Munches on a social-banana**


--Andy

Now the next step is to make sure that there is factor that lets the people relate to your God make him one of us! Jesus was born a man, ancient Gods had all the faults humans had greed, jealousy and so forth.
Now Gods still have to be larger than life they have to relate to humans but after all they still need to be better in every way otherwise they are not gods!
So where does that put us? Well If you ask me there is a God yes I know a shocker there after describing all the atribuates that would follow along a line of evolution of an idea! But ideas are reall! We all have diffrant truths we all view life differently bassed on our past exprances! So there is not just one truth but many. And know that I belive in a God means GOD excists to me! Maybe not to you but if one person belives it then it is true after all.

My world is a constant confusion.
My mind is prepared to attack.
My past - a persuasive illusion.
I'm watchin' the future it's black.
What do you know?
You know just what you perceive.
What can you show?
Nothing of what you believe.

Once we get off our high horse the world can be just like it is in our thread a welcoming place to go to forget about reality! A place of peace!!!!! Of friendship!!! Of LOVE!!!

Ok enough being a hippy lol




COMIC!!!!!! Time.


Target’s history fact of the week.
today in history 5/04/2011!!
1215 – Rebel barons renounce their allegiance to King John of England — part of a chain of events leading to the signing of the Magna Carta.
1809 – Mary Kies becomes the first woman awarded a U.S. patent, for a technique of weaving straw with silk and thread.
1835 – In Belgium, the first railway in continental Europe opens between Brussels and Mechelen.
1865 – In North Bend, Ohio (a suburb of Cincinnati, Ohio), the first train robbery in the United States takes place.




WHAT WAS NOT SAID IN THIS POST!!!!

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Duke and duchess of Buccleuch where created in the Peerage of Scotland on 20 of April 1663, where the kingdom of Scotland was incorporated with the kingdom of great britian. It was a title that was made for Duke of Monmouth, who was the eldest illegitimate son of Charles II of Scotland, England, and Ireland.
The coat of armes that goes with the Duke of Buccleuch have evolved too.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c ... 29.svg.png

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c ... ms.svg.png
the first is the oldest and the last is the newest coat of arms The current duke of Buccleuch is Richard Scott, the 10th Duke and now you know!!!



BEST PIC OF THE WEEK!!!!!
Top winner!!!!

Good job pancakemix!
Runner ups!!!!

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This week in the Thread

I don't know, look at that deep-seated fire in my eyes. I mean, just take a look at an example of my ruthlessness:



**Munches on ruthless-banana**


--Andy

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lshicastr- lack has so much of a better chance

In andy's head thinking

RAWR I AM GODZILLA RUN BUNNIES RUN I WILL STOMP ON YOU HAHAHAH THIS IS FUN KILL KILL KILL!!!!

We learn Andy wants to kill lack and cute little bunnies!!!

OK - here's the story I told.
I have to say I was expecting it to be more like the events I used to attend at various music festivals, where you told stories like John Hurt in The Storyteller, but everyone seemed to do readings from their book-in-progress, usually autobiographical. So I compromised.


This story is about my Dad.
The kids call him "Tadcu"*, which is Welsh for "Grandad", because he asked them to, because he is Welsh.
At the end of this year he will be 90 years old.
Now if you do the maths, you'll quickly see that he reached the age of 18 in 1939, shortly after Britain declared war on Germany.
He had no great reason to be loyal to the English parliament - the government of the day was doing its best to completely eradicate Welsh culture. If you spoke Welsh in school you'd be beten with a stick by the teachers in front of the whole school. It's different now, they make all the kids learn Welsh - and half of them hate it.
Nevertheless, he didn't like the look of Hitler and his Nazis, so he joined the Army.
After a few months training, he boarded a troop ship (he was the youngest aboard) headed for the North African Desert.
Now at this time, the Germans had a considerable presence in the Mediterranean,and a lot of U-boats in the Atlantic, so the troop ships took the long way around- far to the west for the trip south, then all the way around the bottom of Africa and back up the East coast to end in Egypt.
But he didn't get that far, not this time: his ship was torpedoed.
The fact that I'm standing here telling you this shows that he survived, and met my mother, so don't get too anxious at this point.
At first they thought his ship would sink, so everybody was evacuated onto lifeboats.
The next morning, after a damn cold night, the boat was still afloat, and help had arrived. The troops all got back aboard, and the disabled ship was towed off to the friendly port of Halifax in Nova Scotia, where the guys were billetted with local families for as long as it took to get a replacement ship, not already committed, to them. So they had several months of unexpected and very pleasant shore leave.
Eventually he was taken via Cape Town and Mombasa to the desert. There he fought in many famous and nasty battles such as Tobruk and El Alemein. Eventually he fought in Sicily and Italy, including the bloody affair at Monte Cassino. He never talks much about that part of his experiences.
But he survived unscathed, met and married a nice Cockney girl, and that's how I'm here now.
Many years later he was working for British Petroleum in London. He'd been a cop for some years, then moved onto Security work, then became a Fire Safety Officer for B.P.
He's always hated the idea of office work, he couldn't see what it contributed to anything - but they fooled him, got him to start lecturing about fire safety, promoted him when he turned out to be quite good at it, and gave him his own office.
So he needed some "executive training" - you know the sort of thing, they do interesting group exercises where you have to trust people to catch you, and you get asked leading questions like "If you were a fizzy drink, what flavour would you be?" and "if you jumped out of a plane , what colour parachute would you want?".
This particularl bloke asked everyone to write down what they would want if they were shipwrecked, One item, but anything they liked. Then the class would discuss the various choices and their significance.
Someone said a picture of their family, someone wanted their favourite book, another wanted a sketch pad to while away the time.
When the lecturer came to my father's answer, it said "A bottle of whisky".
"Oh come now, Mr Jones, " said the bloke, "I don't think you're taking this very seriously. You can have anything you want. Can't you think of anything more useful?"
[Welsh accent] "Have you every been shipwrecked?"[/Welsh accent]
"No."
[Welsh accent] "Well, I have. It was bloody cold, and what I wanted was a bottle of bloody whisky!"[/welsh accent]

*pronounced "Tad-ki".

Also thanks for sharing that story with us Jonsey! It was a heartwarming funny story and was well suited for little kids. And I Would like to say we and the world appreciate all that your father did for us during the war!!! And we thank all of our soldiers fight oversees.




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Question of the week!
Answer to last week’s question

Alright! Woo-Hoo! That was cool!
Answer:

Spoiler

one brother (big brother?)

Shieldgenerator WINS!!!! GOOD JOB!!!!
This weeks riddle!
You are flying a plane that contains 500 passengers. The plane has 1 ton of fuel and the plane is 50 yards long. The plane is flying from Washington, D.C. to Dallas, Texas. What is the pilot's name?

Gl again


INTERVIEW
THERE WILL BE NO INTERVIEW TODAY NEXT ISSUE WE WILL HAVE 2 THOUGH AND THEY WILL BE EPIC!!!
OVER LOOKED POST!!!!!

This thread has become indicative of this website. I think it should be moved to General Discussion.

Mr adams is correct!!! And I think we should act ANDY MOVE THIS TO GD!!! Thank you ANDY in advance.
IF you want to make a section write it up email to me and you will find out every wendsday if you make the cut.

By sending me the article you are giving me the rights to that article and I have the right to edit it and change it as I see fit. And also I can keep it in reserves as long as I see fit. I will give you full credit.

Thanks!!!!!!!

[Army of GOD]

Richard

[Army of GOD]

In related news, I have to pee

[shieldgenerator7]

George Bush! He lived in DC but went to Texas so he could get voting rights.

[shieldgenerator7]

Nice newsletter! can't wait for the next one!
I agree targetman, God exists. I'm with you on that one.
"3,000,000,000,000,000,000,000" ha ha I bet even Steve Jobs doesn't have that kind of money. What number is that anyway? 3 zillion? I lost count at trillion.

[SirSebstar]

You are flying a plane that contains 500 passengers. The plane has 1 ton of fuel and the plane is 50 yards long. The plane is flying from Washington, D.C. to Dallas, Texas. What is the pilot's name?

The name of the pilot is: You.
taken quite literarry ofcourse..

[AndyDufresne]

Nice newsletter! can't wait for the next one!
I agree targetman, God exists. I'm with you on that one.
"3,000,000,000,000,000,000,000" ha ha I bet even Steve Jobs doesn't have that kind of money. What number is that anyway? 3 zillion? I lost count at trillion.

The summary wrap-ups are pretty amusing actually. I like 'em.

**Munches on a news-worthy banana**

Also news-worthy: Alan Shepard's Freedom 7


--Andy

[targetman377]

In related news, I have to pee

i woke up this morning at the very first thing that went through my mind was OH BOY I HOPE AOG TELLS US WHEN HE HAS TO PEE!!! and look you did. Thanks for making my day!!!

[targetman377]

George Bush! He lived in DC but went to Texas so he could get voting rights.

Washington DC. Votes for our president but they do not have any congressmen/women that actually get votes!

[targetman377]

Nice newsletter! can't wait for the next one!
I agree targetman, God exists. I'm with you on that one.
"3,000,000,000,000,000,000,000" ha ha I bet even Steve Jobs doesn't have that kind of money. What number is that anyway? 3 zillion? I lost count at trillion.

The summary wrap-ups are pretty amusing actually. I like 'em.

**Munches on a news-worthy banana**

Also news-worthy: Alan Shepard's Freedom 7


--Andy

I like them cause then i know someone actually read it! I am paranoid and think people just skip over my post

[targetman377]

Nice newsletter! can't wait for the next one!
I agree targetman, God exists. I'm with you on that one.
"3,000,000,000,000,000,000,000" ha ha I bet even Steve Jobs doesn't have that kind of money. What number is that anyway? 3 zillion? I lost count at trillion.

no clue wait thousand, million, billion, trillion,quadrillion,quintillion,sextillion there you go! it is sextrillion dollars

[targetman377]

Remember, remember the fifth of November,
gunpowder, treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder treason
should ever be forgot!

[shieldgenerator7]

Remember, remember the fifth of November,
gunpowder, treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder treason
should ever be forgot!

now that's bad grammar right there, but since it's poetry and it's your (radioactive squirrel's) poem it's ok.

[targetman377]

Remember, remember the fifth of November,
gunpowder, treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder treason
should ever be forgot!

now that's bad grammar right there, but since it's poetry and it's your (radioactive squirrel's) poem it's ok.

It's a nursery rhyme not mine!

[2dimes]

I like the idea of blindly setting forth in conquest for a goal that is nearly unreachable with nothing more than hope, a few friends, and a common bond (like the undying love for CC)...eh...that or i just like a challenge....

We should probably have a cooler full of drinks too.

[targetman377]

I like the idea of blindly setting forth in conquest for a goal that is nearly unreachable with nothing more than hope, a few friends, and a common bond (like the undying love for CC)...eh...that or i just like a challenge....

We should probably have a cooler full of drinks too.

I agree Two dimes *tosses two dimes at two dimes*