the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[Quirk]

BPotW

[targetman377]

BPotW

its not Wednesday yet gosh WE STILL HAVE 29 min!!!

[AndyDufresne]

BPotW

I endorse this. I've come across this photo before though. Usually your photos, Quirk, are new to me!

**Munches on a common-banana**


--Andy

[Quirk]

I'm away from home so I don't have access to my vast library of banana pics. We are going home today. Here are the 2 runner-ups for BPotW.

[shieldgenerator7]

at first I thought that the yellow banana was sitting on a wire, and then I realized those were its legs

[AndyDufresne]

I'm away from home so I don't have access to my vast library of banana pics. We are going home today. Here are the 2 runner-ups for BPotW.

Good choices. Further endorsement.

**Munches on an endorsed-banana**


--Andy

[pancakemix]

I remember that show. Waves of nostalgia consume me.

[jonesthecurl]

Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1?

[targetman377]

gotta trust me i am the rat err errr errr

[targetman377]

The Longest Thread, Thread - Occasionally NSFW-----------------------issue 7 5/18/2011ad
A World of firsts-------Random Awesomeness of the Week!------COMIC!!!!-------Target history fact of the week------ WHAT WAS NOT SAID IN THIS POST!!!!-----Pic of the week-------this week in the thread----Question of the week----INTERVIEW!!!—overlooked post!!!!
A WORLD OF FIRSTS!!!

Lets try to make this the longest thread in the site, then the world

(ooh, this world domination thing has gotten to me!)

The first post in our thread!

Someone go look up the longest thread so we know what to shoot for at least.

--Andy

Andys First post!!!!
And AOG first post well let’s just say he has not changed that much. He happened to post on page 2243

I just fudged my pants and it's kind of sticky...

Jonsey came here on page 1830!!! With a little tibit of banana!

"if I don't have any bananas...
Profound! This would have stumped both Confucius and Betie Russell.

Auto’s first post was well sad!!!! But happened on page 1207

What are you guys going to do when Spamalot surpasses this thread and it is no longer the longest thread?

Muy!!! Was on page 1234 NO JOKE!!!!

Poop.

You wish you could!

All news is biased, the liberal stations are just more subtle about it.

I could not post all of lones cause he as 7 quotes and well under the current system we can not do that!!! His was on page 309
My first post was on page 1941 and well it’s embarrassing!!!

really is everone done? i thought we wantted to make this long everone quite a year ago where are you people

Shields well he started off on page 3874!!!

This thread is so long, who's gonna have time to read it all? No one, unless you have the ability to stop tiime or something, or it's day light's saving day. I can't imagine the reply e-mails this dude is getting who started this post.

Ok in light of this week shield is funny!!!
Dukasaurs first post was on the same page as shield AND TO TOP IT OFF ONE POST BEFOR HIM!!!!!

In Nancy. In the Nancy Fancy plantations.

An acquaintance of mine recently told me a story how she dropped a Fancy Hamster in the pet store.

**Munches on a fancy-banana**


--Andy

Would have been more interesting if she dropped it in the blender.

well yeah hope you had fun strolling down memory lane now I am tired of search through all of your posts!!!!!!!

Random Awesomeness of the Week:

As I previously mentioned, I used to work for the Mob. Little known, I also used to be part of a pirating group as well:




**Munches on a sea-worthy-banana**


--Andy

Well how else can I put this is awesome A MONKEY PIRATE!!! THAT IS PART OF THE MOB wow can’t get much better than that! Right WRONG!!! Did you see the captain of the ship he was a winner dog!!!! Yeah you herd me a winner dog that’s wicked man!!!! I actually have a rule in order for something to be called a dog it must be higher than half way between my knees and my hip. Otherwise its an over grown rat!!! However there is an exception to that rule! And the winner dog!!! Yeah its awesome!!! Lol, back to the pirate’s thing, pirates are kind cool I mean life of hardy swaggers and nights well. Yeah. But I do not like the movies well I like the first one I will not watch the 2nd or 3rd or even the 4th one! But still a mob that knows how to wash the deck well that one mobster monkey that won’t be caught.

COMIC!!!!!! Time.


Target’s history fact of the week.
Today in history on the 5/18
1652 – Rhode Island passes the first law in North America making slavery illegal.
1756 – The Seven Years' War begins when Great Britain declares war on France.
1804 – Napoleon Bonaparte is proclaimed Emperor of the French by the French Senate.
1896 – The United States Supreme Court rules in Plessy v. Ferguson that the "separate but equal" doctrine is constitutional.
1917 – World War I: The Selective Service Act of 1917 is passed, giving the President of the United States the power of conscription.
1992 – The Archivist of the United States officially announces the Twenty-seventh Amendment to the United States Constitution.


WHAT WAS NOT SAID IN THIS POST!!!!

yay, was hired today for a shitty summer job

No really it’s a shitty job! He was hired to clean septic tanks out for the summer!!!! Yeah you herd me right aog is going to vacuuming up shit!!!! Now he knows what it feels like to be Mike Row I bet that’s the last time I will every here Mike Row is a pusssy!!! Also to top it off he is working with his uncle who is lazy and just forces him to do all the work! Yeah life sucks for AOG on the bright side Terrible tabloid is not making fun of you!
BEST PIC OF THE WEEK!!!!!

RUNER UP!!!

This week in the Thread

Praise the lord!

and pass the ammunition

We find out that quirk will fight for his God with guns!!!!!!

It is time for strike's summary of the week.

This week's summary:

The Life of a Non-Native Floridian

Day 1

7:30 pm: arrive in florida over three hours behind schedule.

7:32 pm: find out the key that was left for you to get in is locked behind a gate.

7:40 pm: finally conclude to jump the fence only to find the key is out of my reach (I'm 5'9" not 6'3").

7:45 pm: find out that the back door was unlocked the whole time.

7:50 pm: finally grab the key after getting a chair from inside.

7:55-8:20 pm: unpack the car

8:25 pm: kick something and nearlky break my toe because it is too late to go to the beach.

8:30 pm: head out for dinner.

8:45 pm: get to restaurant to find out that they stopped serving dinner.

8:55 pm: settle for fast food.

9:25-10:20 pm: practice karate.

10:30 pm: go to bed early so I can wake up early for an early morning walk.

Day 2:

9:00 am: realize I overslept by three hours

9:10 am: shower

9:20 am: eat breakfast.

9:45 am: leave to look for jobs

1:00 pm: finish job hunting for the day

1:05-2:15 pm: grocery shopping for food.

2:30 pm: lunch

3:00-5:00: rain

5:00 - 6:00: stay inside because the weatherman says there is going to be another rain shower.

6:30: decide to go to nearest major city to tour it. Find out that it is actually almost an hour away and is in fact not the closest major city.

8:00 pm: arrive back to condo again having missed chance to go to beach.

8:00-9:30: practice karate.

9:35: eat dinner

9:50-?: watch tv until I fell asleep.

6:00 am: wake up and walk to beach

6:30 am: arrive at beach after realizing the one mile walk was closer to three.

8:15 am: return to the house. Log in and complete online applications. Arrive on cc.

This has been the wolf's summary of the week.

The Wolf has Spoken.

Lone wolf is having a grand old time in flordia!

I IS DRUNK LOL

I get drunk!

Advertising!!!
Miller!!!! The best water in a can!!
Cores!!! Better then millers water in the can ours is way better watter
Keith stone!!!! Water… cheep. But more expansive than bottled water!!


Question of the week!
A man who lives on the tenth floor takes the elevator down to the first floor every morning and goes to work. In the evening, when he comes back; on a rainy day, or if there are other people in the elevator, he goes to his floor directly. Otherwise, he goes to the seventh floor and walks up three flights of stairs to his apartment.
Can you explain why?






Answer to last week’s question

cool post, radio active squirrel.

Spoiler

Answer: 1

INTERVIEWs
1.If you could choice your own death how would you like to go?

Shieldgenratior7- In an epic sword battle, or by death of old age

2.do you actually believe in God?

Shieldgenratior7- Yes, Walk with Jesus all the way

3.what is your favorite thing to do?

Shieldgenratior7- program & play videogames

4. if you change one thing about the world what would you change?

Shieldgenratior7-Reality more bendable

5. what is your favorite song?

Shieldgenratior7-Three Wooden Crosses by Randy Travis

6. what is your favorite color?

Shieldgenratior7-Blue & Red

7. If you could go back in time what time would you pick?

Shieldgenratior7- Jurassic Period so I could meet T-Rex

8. apples or oranges?

Shieldgenratior7-lemons - sour but yummy

9.do you like to drive?

Shieldgenratior7-No, I ride my bike

10. how many miles must a man walk before he becomes a man?
Shieldgenratior7- It's not the amount of the miles that matter, it's the quality of the miles.










Terrible Tabloid:
DO YOU BELIVE IN GOD?

Praise the lord!

Would you eat mustard with a banana, if I gave you a million dollars?

Mustard with a banana? Eeeew.

How close are you to your family? Do you love them unconditionally?

Hell has to freeze over before I give a dam about any of 'em.

What is your favorite thing to do on a hot summer day?

<throws pebble to other side of room>

Do you have an anger problem? And what do you think of Winnie the poo?

...and the entire Disney organisation should be lined up against a wall and sho for what they did to pooh bear.

Do you smoke pot?

How sweet to be a cloud.

Did you feel this interview was mean in any way? Do you have any resentment towards me?

Good luck target. Keep it up.

Let’s thanks jonesy for a Terrible tabloid interview!!!!

OVER LOOKED POST!!!!!

R-E-S-P-E-C-T

That shit ain't worth half my money.

R-E-S-P-EEEE-C-T


Hold on, I gotta peeeee


(sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me)

We find out that AOG’s favorite show is men in black 2 and he really loves the chub chubs!!!! Also he seems to be someone who likes to get beat up! So let’s all sock it to him sock it to him sock it to him




By sending me the article you are giving me the rights to that article and I have the right to edit it and change it as I see fit. And also I can keep it in reserves as long as I see fit. I will give you full credit.

Thanks!!!!!!! Nervous interrogation

[Victor Sullivan]

I loved the Tabloid!!

-Sully

[targetman377]

I loved the Tabloid!!

-Sully

It is my favorite part of the Newsletter that i do . MAking up questions and then qouting there post i love it!!! I hope its funny enough for all

and thanks!!

[jonesthecurl]

Bend over, Target.
Andy, could you pass me that green banana?

[targetman377]

Bend over, Target.
Andy, could you pass me that green banana?

what was your favorite part?? the part about your family??? or maybe the anger problem

[jonesthecurl]

I warn you, this is not gonna be peeled first.

[lord voldemort]

I just had sex with my girlfriend still wet from the shower, it was like fucking and showering at the same time. Multi-tasking is so bro. Now she’s making me a sandwich. Chill as f*ck. MLIB

[targetman377]

I just had sex with my girlfriend still wet from the shower, it was like fucking and showering at the same time. Multi-tasking is so bro. Now she’s making me a sandwich. Chill as f*ck. MLIB

You and your sandwiches!!! how many do you eat a day?

[lord voldemort]

As much as my woman makes for me

[strike wolf]

The tabloid is an interesting. Good news everyone. Just when I thought the people at the omni had forgotten about me I got a call and...I have a summer job.

[AndyDufresne]

Thumbs up for targetman's 'This Week in Longest Thread, Thread' creative post, thumbs down for lovo's creative post. It reads as too obviously unreal.

**Munches on a real-banana**


--Andy

[targetman377]

do a little dance make a little love get down tonight get down tonight!!!

[targetman377]

'Cause I understand you've been running from the man
That goes by the name of the Sandman
He flies the sky like an eagle in the eye
Of a hurricane that's abandoned

[shieldgenerator7]

cool, target.
Answer:

Spoiler

the dude want his exercise man! He likes to take the elevator up the first 7 floors because the stairs up to that point have rusted out and fall straight to ground 0 and he takes the elevator all the way up on rainy days because there's no walls on the stairs and he gets constantly rained on when he takes them. He also likes to chit-chat so when there are other people in the elevator he rides it all the way to the top.
In other words, I have no clue

[Army of GOD]

I'm naked right now, am about to take a shower, and really have to poop.

Carry on.

[shieldgenerator7]

I'm naked right now, am about to take a shower, and really have to poop.

Carry on.

Can he make it to the toilet on time? This is serious action folks. It's so intense. So intense our cameras ahve failed us.