Consideration of the re-application of my mind to CC

[shieldgenerator7]

whatthium tdans?
You quote g-n-ble but say hi to me!
Hello to you too!

BTW, homophobic jokes = nonexistent

[Funkyterrance]

Read jefjef's quote if you missed it.

[shieldgenerator7]

I don't get it FT. homophobic jokes? I don't know of any out there, and to my knowledge they are non-existent (of course this brings up the question about when a tree falls in a forest)

[King_Herpes]

I AM NOT HERE!~! you just think I am

is that your shirt talking?

I know right!?

I enjoyed your company more when you portrayed yourself as the proud knight in mid-battle, tdans. Remember the avy you had where you were gripping a gigantic sword? That was unforgettably powerful. Peering through the grasp of your blade was the face only a proud fighter would offer a worthy challenge. To think, I actually aspired to be you at one point. To uphold that honor and demonstrate such limitless valiance.

Well now I realize that you were just playing in your room. You use to be cool tdans, you use to stand for something! Why'd you have to change into a mini-laddida and get all jacked up then showboat your above average but nevertheless normal humanoid shaped torso on the airwaves!? Are you in need of invisible people's approvals all the sudden? Is there hot twat all over this sight somewhere that I haven't yet found or are you merely more proud of your guns than gigantic swords now?

Tread carefully on the approach ole friend, and keep in mind I'm only going to judge you on what 1x1 picture you select on your profile and not so much what you say in response.

[Victor Sullivan]

^^Says the angry Burger King guy^^

-Sully

[Funkyterrance]

I definitely got mixed emotions when I first laid eyes on Tdans' avatar now that someone has brought it up. At first I thought "Is he trying to make me feel self-conscious about my sizzlechest?" then, "Hmm, my gut is telling me I could still kick his ass". Do you want a whole website full of guys to think they can kick your ass? No? Then change you avatar, the sword one sounds pretty sweet.

[tdans]

Herpes is Da MAN~!!!!!

[tdans]

I definitely got mixed emotions when I first laid eyes on Tdans' avatar now that someone has brought it up. At first I thought "Is he trying to make me feel self-conscious about my sizzlechest?" then, "Hmm, my gut is telling me I could still kick his ass". Do you want a whole website full of guys to think they can kick your ass? No? Then change you avatar, the sword one sounds pretty sweet.

I rarely have people try to kick my ass, when they do, I hand them theirs I am not a fighter but I don't back down when presented with one Ya'll can think all you want, just don't try it in real life

[shieldgenerator7]

I definitely got mixed emotions when I first laid eyes on Tdans' avatar now that someone has brought it up. At first I thought "Is he trying to make me feel self-conscious about my sizzlechest?" then, "Hmm, my gut is telling me I could still kick his ass". Do you want a whole website full of guys to think they can kick your ass? No? Then change you avatar, the sword one sounds pretty sweet.

that's only cause your avatar's so intimadating.

[jammyjames]

FunkyTerrence,


I have 2 things to say:

* Close the pie-hole

* I was generally just being inquisitive as to who i used to play with often was still around? Surely there is no harm in saying that? So instead of getting all uppity on me, throwing a "quick witted" comment in my direction maybe you could stop to think why i posted.

I could have possibly decided to post in the forums as i know the people i used to play with visited the forum frequently, as to save myself digging through to find them individually and writing a far few more messages than i did...

And Fascist?? Excuse my french but are you fu**ing serious?

You have absolutely no idea as to what i am like and you go along branding me a fascist? I would stretch as far as calling you a fascist maybe for the way you have tried to brand me.

To me you sound like an arrogant pompous tw*t, if i am wrong then i apologise but to come to your decisions about someone based off a singular post is somewhat narrow minded.

Oh and for your reference: http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... t&start=30

3rd page is where my comment lies..

Care to make any more assumptions?

JJ

[Mr Changsha]

I definitely got mixed emotions when I first laid eyes on Tdans' avatar now that someone has brought it up. At first I thought "Is he trying to make me feel self-conscious about my sizzlechest?" then, "Hmm, my gut is telling me I could still kick his ass". Do you want a whole website full of guys to think they can kick your ass? No? Then change you avatar, the sword one sounds pretty sweet.

I rarely have people try to kick my ass, when they do, I hand them theirs I am not a fighter but I don't back down when presented with one Ya'll can think all you want, just don't try it in real life

Yeah...but my sword is certainly bigger than yours though when I say sword I actually mean schlong. I can promise you than in any sword-fight Chinese style (which would certainly involve our schlongs in a pretty big way) I would win easily. Ya'll can think all you want (and yes...I do try), just don't try it in real life. I'm not a fighter but a lover...I don't back down when presented with one...I stand the old thompson up to attention and engage in battle. Basically I have a huge sword, but due to CC's puritanical rules regarding pornographic material, I am limited to wearing this old man with a conspicuous hard-on to portray my greatness.

[King_Herpes]

Yeah tdans, quit frontin'! Chinese people are known for their monstrous meatbats.

[Mr Changsha]

Yeah tdans, quit frontin'! Chinese people are known for their monstrous meatbats.

If only I was actually Chinese that comment might make some sense, Herpes. I learned the ancient art of cock fighting from the Chinese, it is true, kind of like in Kill Bill but with more cocks. But it quickly became apparent to them that, rather like in boxing, you can't put a lightweight against a heavyweight and was promptly banned from competitive play.

Thus I am left with only my memories of waving my albert to the crowd...as they booed most xenophobically...and soaked up the abuse of a people who suddenly realised that white people aren't just taller...but also have bigger cocks.

Frankly, tdans couldn't last 3 seconds in a one on one cock fight with me.

[rabbiton]

Yeah tdans, quit frontin'! Chinese people are known for their monstrous meatbats.

If only I was actually Chinese

if only you weren't actually chinese you might realize that your penis jokes are truly the cum-scrapings on the bottom of your joke barrel. realistically, they are the joke equivalent of proudly sporting a set of 6 pack abs in a avatar on a gaming website... and that picture actually being of you... and if you weren't deluded by your innate sense of chinese superiority you might appreciate how ridiculous that is.

so, no offense changalangadingdong, but i long for some more flavorsome swordplay.

[Funkyterrance]

I'm trying to tttype but my hands can't stop shaking from the ominous thud of the massive e-peenor that rabbiton just flopped on the table in the form of the conqueror symbol.

Oh sorry jammyjams, are you still here?

[Mr Changsha]

I'm trying to tttype but my hands can't stop shaking from the ominous thud of the massive e-peenor that rabbiton just flopped on the table in the form of the conqueror symbol.

Oh sorry jammyjams, are you still here?

Oh...Rabbiton has been waving his little thompson at me for a while. ''Play with me Mr C! Play with me!''

But I have no time for rudeness, Rabbiton. Dissing my cock jokes...that's low.

[King_Herpes]

Meanwhile, outside of N.A.M.B.L.A. Headquarters...

[rabbiton]

Meanwhile, outside of N.A.M.B.L.A. Headquarters...

i think it's great that you do the funny picture thing, i really do. it slants a little lesbian, but as they say - "you can't slip on an accurate slope".

[King_Herpes]

rabbiton, my sunflower? This is my friend jammyjames, he needs something to drink.

Could you be a doll?

[rabbiton]

rabbiton, my sunflower? This is my friend jammyjames, he needs something to drink.

Could you be a doll?

yes it's true, i did forget, just momentarily. in fact i appear to have had my memory fully erased of the matter, for i have no record whatsoever of anything pertaining to it. not surprising, given that i just click on the forum link based on whim and start typing immediately.

however, now that i review all the facts in place, i note that jiffylube has indeed submitted a request for proposal regarding the return of his 'mind' to this sordid club.

so here we are then, the good old crew, doing our level best to avert the prospect of a jiffyless club, putting on the best show possible, when floppyterrance has to show up and whip out his genitalia gags.

i mean, what will gummygams think???

[Mr Changsha]

The thing with poor Rabbiton is that you have to keep telling him "You are good, you are special, you are lovely, you are important" or he just descends into the little excretion of chippiness we see before us here today.

It is a great shame, because underneath it all is a big bundle of fun just waiting to pop out and be pleasing.

I'm sure of it.

I for one have always made it my mission to buoy the little guy up and even though he throws it all back in my face, like the spoilt little child he seems to be, I don't let that get in the way.

We all want to be loved, Rabbiton. It's ok to cry a little. Let it all out...

[rabbiton]

The thing with poor Rabbiton is that you have to keep telling him "You are good, you are special, you are lovely, you are important" or he just descends into the little excretion of chippiness we see before us here today.

It is a great shame, because underneath it all is a big bundle of fun just waiting to pop out and be pleasing.

I'm sure of it.

I for one have always made it my mission to buoy the little guy up and even though he throws it all back in my face, like the spoilt little child he seems to be, I don't let that get in the way.

We all want to be loved, Rabbiton. It's ok to cry a little. Let it all out...

yo MC, i do think you and chunkyterrance should form a rap crew.... MC Floppy & The Monster Truck Gang... spanky-T could provide the beatz, and you could just stand on the stage flipping the bird.

[King_Herpes]

[Mr Changsha]

The thing with poor Rabbiton is that you have to keep telling him "You are good, you are special, you are lovely, you are important" or he just descends into the little excretion of chippiness we see before us here today.

It is a great shame, because underneath it all is a big bundle of fun just waiting to pop out and be pleasing.

I'm sure of it.

I for one have always made it my mission to buoy the little guy up and even though he throws it all back in my face, like the spoilt little child he seems to be, I don't let that get in the way.

We all want to be loved, Rabbiton. It's ok to cry a little. Let it all out...

yo MC, i do think you and chunkyterrance should form a rap crew.... MC Floppy & The Monster Truck Gang... spanky-T could provide the beatz, and you could just stand on the stage flipping the bird.

To be perfectly honest with you, as a chap of quite normal sexual preferences (unlike apparently you two) I would much prefer to attempt to perform some kind of 'street' musical performance with young terrance than, for example, attempt some of the truly sordid shit you've been speculating upon with such obvious passion. We could keep our clothes on and everything. It would be great.

[rabbiton]

The thing with poor Rabbiton is that you have to keep telling him "You are good, you are special, you are lovely, you are important" or he just descends into the little excretion of chippiness we see before us here today.

It is a great shame, because underneath it all is a big bundle of fun just waiting to pop out and be pleasing.

I'm sure of it.

I for one have always made it my mission to buoy the little guy up and even though he throws it all back in my face, like the spoilt little child he seems to be, I don't let that get in the way.

We all want to be loved, Rabbiton. It's ok to cry a little. Let it all out...

yo MC, i do think you and chunkyterrance should form a rap crew.... MC Floppy & The Monster Truck Gang... spanky-T could provide the beatz, and you could just stand on the stage flipping the bird.

To be perfectly honest with you, as a chap of quite normal sexual preferences (unlike apparently you two) I would much prefer to attempt to perform some kind of 'street' musical performance with young terrance than, for example, attempt some of the truly sordid shit you've been speculating upon with such obvious passion. We could keep our clothes on and everything. It would be great.

yo listen up MC Gangsta, for what I am about to say will Flow Your Mind....

as leader of MC Floppy & The Monster Truck Gang, you are a modern day Flavor Flav, with all the attitude and only marginally less talent.

replacing the "time" theming is a kind of retardo-chopstick/wok thing coupled with a penchant for young bottoms. you drive monster trucks and have a spirited, but subjugated, sidekick called FlunkyTerrance... who longs to show off his clearly superior skillz but is constantly slapped back into your shadow because, well, something is off with his brain.

now we just need to get to work on the first album.

actually, scratch that, let's do the promotional campaign first.