IT's BEEN A YEAR -- where is BLITZAHOLIC*?

owenshooter · Post by **owenshooter** » Fri May 20, 2011 12:31 pm

Chariot of Fire wrote:"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord."

Black dude, Pulp Fiction 1994

i can get behind this... Chariot is now my dawg!!!..-the black CC dude

Bones2484 · Post by **Bones2484** » Fri May 20, 2011 12:33 pm

It's a shame the rapture is happening tomorrow and we'll never be graced with the company of Blitz again.

Post by **IcePack** » Fri May 20, 2011 12:35 pm

Chariot of Fire wrote:"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord."

Black dude, Pulp Fiction 1994

I quoted this in a 7 or 8 player escalating standard where I was last & everyone had written me off. Right before I started my turn (seeing the light and hoping for dice) I quoted it, and swept the board.
Nobody saw it coming, it was epic.

IcePack

Serbia · Post by **Serbia** » Fri May 20, 2011 8:11 pm

Bones2484 wrote:It's a shame the rapture is happening tomorrow and we'll never be graced with the company of Blitz again.

Raptors are coming tomorrow? COOL!

Click image to enlarge.

lokisgal · Post by **lokisgal** » Fri May 20, 2011 8:29 pm

why do we go on and on about *Blitz
did wrong got busted, he loves attention to begin with lets all give him more.... YAWN

rabbiton · Post by **rabbiton** » Fri May 20, 2011 8:48 pm

lokisgal wrote:why do we go on and on about *Blitz
did wrong got busted, he loves attention to begin with lets all give him more.... YAWN

it's not about giving blitz what he wants, it's about giving us what we need... and that is: blitz*, *blitz, evermore *b*l*i*t*z*... preferably served warm on a blitzkrieg platter with a side of blitzybits.

i for one, need to know everything that has been afoot inside the blitz bubble since the bursting of our reality with the whole cheatzaholic escapade.

and what is the current situation with respect to matters that pertain to that which arises below the fabled blitz belt-line, if you catch the jiggle of my drift?

Victor Sullivan · Post by **Victor Sullivan** » Fri May 20, 2011 9:51 pm

As the Bulletproof Bandits Cheer Squad Leader (BpBCSL), and in honor of the Blitzaholic* Countdown™, I've written this peppy poem:

We're the Bulletproof Bandits,
This wait we can't stand it,
We wanna kick THOTA butt,
The legitimate way,
Our strategy trumps dice,
Let's preemptively say, "Yay!"
For we already won,
You don't even know it,
Bulletproof for life,
Damn, Sully's a good poet.

Sponsored by Blitzaholic*, Inc.™. All rights reserved by King_Herpes.

-Sully

AAFitz · Post by **AAFitz** » Fri May 20, 2011 10:19 pm

Victor Sullivan wrote:As the Bulletproof Bandits Cheer Squad Leader (BpBCSL), and in honor of the Blitzaholic* Countdown™, I've written this peppy poem:

We're the Bulletproof Bandits,
This wait we can't stand it,
We wanna kick THOTA butt,
The legitimate way,
Our strategy trumps dice,
Let's preemptively say, "Yay!"
For we already won,
You don't even know it,
Bulletproof for life,
Damn, Sully's a good poet.

Sponsored by Blitzaholic*, Inc.™. All rights reserved by King_Herpes.

-Sully

As thota and a poet,
I hope you really know it...
that I can only say...
I hope your game play,
is equal to your prose.
Who will win, nobody knows,
But for a moment, lets be real,
I suspect in the end, you will almost certainly squeal.
But alas if a stray,
bullet gets his way
change the fact, it will not,
that your poem is worth squat.

Victor Sullivan · Post by **Victor Sullivan** » Fri May 20, 2011 10:48 pm

AAFitz wrote:
Victor Sullivan wrote:As the Bulletproof Bandits Cheer Squad Leader (BpBCSL), and in honor of the Blitzaholic* Countdown™, I've written this peppy poem:

We're the Bulletproof Bandits,
This wait we can't stand it,
We wanna kick THOTA butt,
The legitimate way,
Our strategy trumps dice,
Let's preemptively say, "Yay!"
For we already won,
You don't even know it,
Bulletproof for life,
Damn, Sully's a good poet.

Sponsored by Blitzaholic*, Inc.™. All rights reserved by King_Herpes.

-Sully
As thota and a poet,
I hope you really know it...
that I can only say...
I hope your game play,
is equal to your prose.
Who will win, nobody knows,
But for a moment, lets be real,
I suspect in the end, you will almost certainly squeal.
But alas if a stray,
bullet gets his way
change the fact, it will not,
that your poem is worth squat.

Ooohh yeah,
It's about to get real,
Let's poetry slam,
I'll make you squeal,
Apocalypse? Tomorrow?
Let's see how you ride,
The upper hand? Hardly,
BpB will turn the tide,
Who have you got? Blitz?
Pff, we've got jesus and cake,
Frankly, the truth is,
All your "horsemen" are flakes.

-Sully

Funkyterrance · Post by **Funkyterrance** » Fri May 20, 2011 11:53 pm

Sully my psychic powers tell me you were weaned on Mad Magazine.

Robinette · Post by **Robinette** » Fri May 20, 2011 11:54 pm

Victor Sullivan wrote:
AAFitz wrote:
Victor Sullivan wrote:As the Bulletproof Bandits Cheer Squad Leader (BpBCSL), and in honor of the Blitzaholic* Countdown™, I've written this peppy poem:

We're the Bulletproof Bandits,
This wait we can't stand it,
We wanna kick THOTA butt,
The legitimate way,
Our strategy trumps dice,
Let's preemptively say, "Yay!"
For we already won,
You don't even know it,
Bulletproof for life,
Damn, Sully's a good poet.

Sponsored by Blitzaholic*, Inc.™. All rights reserved by King_Herpes.

-Sully
As thota and a poet,
I hope you really know it...
that I can only say...
I hope your game play,
is equal to your prose.
Who will win, nobody knows,
But for a moment, lets be real,
I suspect in the end, you will almost certainly squeal.
But alas if a stray,
bullet gets his way
change the fact, it will not,
that your poem is worth squat.
Ooohh yeah,
It's about to get real,
Let's poetry slam,
I'll make you squeal,
Apocalypse? Tomorrow?
Let's see how you ride,
The upper hand? Hardly,
BpB will turn the tide,
Who have you got? Blitz?
Pff, we've got jesus and cake,
Frankly, the truth is,
All your "horsemen" are flakes.

-Sully

Robinette · Post by **Robinette** » Fri May 20, 2011 11:58 pm

Fruitcake · Post by **Fruitcake** » Sat May 21, 2011 1:51 am

Well apparently DW is not very happy about it all.

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/movie ... 6ef11.html

Qwert · Post by **Qwert** » Sat May 21, 2011 4:28 am

tomorow its big comeback, who will be responsibile for comeback party?

HighlanderAttack · Post by **HighlanderAttack** » Sat May 21, 2011 6:27 am

JOHNNYROCKET24 · Post by **JOHNNYROCKET24** » Sat May 21, 2011 7:08 am

thanks for the warning. I changed my password so he cant create games with my account.

gannable · Post by **gannable** » Sat May 21, 2011 7:28 am

my erection is growing by the hour

natty dread · Post by **natty dread** » Sat May 21, 2011 7:40 am

Mine is shrinking. You're stealing my boner gannable!

King_Herpes · Post by **King_Herpes** » Sat May 21, 2011 10:03 am

natty_dread wrote:Mine is shrinking. You're stealing my boner gannable!

No, you gave it to him willingly remember?

rabbiton · Post by **rabbiton** » Sat May 21, 2011 10:29 am

Robinette wrote:

i feel the crown of thorns lifting from my head...

indeed, judgement day has arrived.

Crazyirishman · Post by **Crazyirishman** » Sat May 21, 2011 11:55 am

Blitz's return is the day after the rapture... coincidence? I think not.

King_Herpes · Post by **King_Herpes** » Sat May 21, 2011 12:01 pm

Crazyirishman wrote:Blitz's return is the day after the rapture... coincidence? I think not.

OMFG Blitzaholic* is Jesus*! Repent!!

rabbiton · Post by **rabbiton** » Sat May 21, 2011 12:05 pm

King_Herpes wrote:
Crazyirishman wrote:Blitz's return is the day after the rapture... coincidence? I think not.

OMFG Blitzaholic* is Jesus*! Repent!!

in hindsight the asterisks should have made it obvious all along.

JOHNNYROCKET24 · Post by **JOHNNYROCKET24** » Sat May 21, 2011 2:58 pm

I dont think he will be back. please donate his points to goodwill.

owenshooter · Post by **owenshooter** » Sat May 21, 2011 5:31 pm

this is perfect timing, i'm about to go away on vacation and need a sitter...-the black juju bean

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