IT's BEEN A YEAR -- where is BLITZAHOLIC*?

[ManBungalow]

Here is General Conqueror Zod Blitzaholic:



Kneel before him and his superior Superman redeeming qualities online strategy gaming.

Welcome home, mine friend. You have been missed.

[Pedronicus]

Blitz

if you do come back. do us all a favour and f*ck off.

thanks

[Leehar]

what portion of my post even implied this at all? i have no idea what you are talking about... but i forgive you, because you know not what you have done...-the black brett-a-holic

Perhaps just the mere fact that you posted at all? You can't deny the joy you seem to be getting from this incident that really should have been put an end to a month ago. Heck, you seem to enjoy posting the same picture repeatedly in different forums just to stretch this along as far afield as possible. But hey, your hero is back from his sabbatical so why not waste more of all our time spreading your message to all corners of the globe.

It's no wonder gypsy expressed the sentiments he did, since you seem to be expressing all the hallmarks of severe obsession. And it's obviously not the first time either I guess

[gannable]

Blitz

if you do come back. do us all a favour and f*ck off.

thanks

my favorite quote on here

[King_Herpes]

Hey that there took some real effort. Would you just look at the hailstorm of miniature asterisks, some of which are sure to flurry back and land on the marksman. Well done on you good sir, an admirable trait that, to demonstrate such passion for life. Such a youth and enthusiasm still exists in you. One might say it is the sign of a healthy attitude of acceptance. Surely, what is to be followed by a message of forgiveness in order to open the doorway back to our beloved ✪*'s heart.

Let's take a little moment to breath that in people, shall we?

Always remember to give credit where credit is due.

[King_Herpes]

I know there's some good left in the world, I've seen it in your eyes Fruitcake. Somewhere deep inside of me you keep my faith alive. But holding you now can't last forever. Don't speak...

[Fruitcake]

Hey that there took some real effort. Would you just look at the hailstorm of miniature asterisks, some of which are sure to flurry back and land on the marksman. Well done on you good sir, an admirable trait that, to demonstrate such passion for life. Such a youth and enthusiasm still exists in you. One might say it is the sign of a healthy attitude of acceptance. Surely, what is to be followed by a message of forgiveness in order to open the doorway back to our beloved ✪*'s heart.

Let's take a little moment to breath that in people, shall we?

Always remember to give credit where credit is due.

Well I have to admit, I was not the original author. However, I thought this was just so good in terms of creativity (but then I'm not renowned for my choice in such matters) that I reckoned another airing in the forums wouldn't be a bad thing. Thanks all the same in your thinking it was me.

[greenoaks]

Blitz

if you do come back. do us all a favour and f*ck off.

thanks

my favorite quote on here

i also chuckled over that. i didn't see that ending coming.

[leolou2]

The king is back and all the jealous punks open up their wuss mouth and hide behind their monitors . I for one am glad he is back so i can read all the poor babies in cc cry to mommy Blitz is back , and then all the babies can comfort each other . I know how they can all get together and have a circle jerk and each take turns being the pivot baby .

[leolou2]

Hey to the other king how you doing King _Herpes

[artur1]

Heya there my friend, so nice to have you m8.

[lokisgal]

The king is back and all the jealous punks open up their wuss mouth and hide behind their monitors . I for one am glad he is back so i can read all the poor babies in cc cry to mommy Blitz is back , and then all the babies can comfort each other . I know how they can all get together and have a circle jerk and each take turns being the pivot baby .

boy someone has you wrapped around their man parts dont they....

[Fruitcake]

The king is back and all the jealous punks open up their wuss mouth and hide behind their monitors . I for one am glad he is back so i can read all the poor babies in cc cry to mommy Blitz is back , and then all the babies can comfort each other . I know how they can all get together and have a circle jerk and each take turns being the pivot baby .

Hi Sitz...how was the month off?

[Robinette]

He's back?

Really?.............

So where is he?

I did a search for all active games... and there was only 1 quad which started before the ban, and he has been dead in that game for quite some time.
Game 1026097 Round 2407

And a search for all games waiting... and there was only 1 quad... Game 9115934
* Blitzaholic 4.8
* Reserved for: OzBloke 4.8
* dividedbyzero 4.9
* Nephilim 4.9
* BGtheBrain 4.8
* Epitaph1 4.9
* jbfloyd 4.8
* Godshalk 4.8


What's up with that?

I suppose that he's easing in ever so gently...


EDIT

Just did a forum search... 1 blitz post since returning...
http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 6&start=32

In this he says more games are coming...


I wonder if he has any plans to address the community?
I would have thought he had enough time to prepare an official return speech...
If I were him, I'd fire my publicist..

[JOHNNYROCKET24]

EDIT

Just did a forum search... 1 blitz post since returning...
http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 6&start=32

nothing on the Super Elite** forum either. The Pony forum is where the action is at.

[gannable]

The king is back and all the jealous punks open up their wuss mouth and hide behind their monitors . I for one am glad he is back so i can read all the poor babies in cc cry to mommy Blitz is back , and then all the babies can comfort each other . I know how they can all get together and have a circle jerk and each take turns being the pivot baby .

sounds like your the one involved in a circle jerk

[owenshooter]

sigh...-the black cher

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[rabbiton]

The king is back and all the jealous punks open up their wuss mouth and hide behind their monitors . I for one am glad he is back so i can read all the poor babies in cc cry to mommy Blitz is back , and then all the babies can comfort each other . I know how they can all get together and have a circle jerk and each take turns being the pivot baby .

sounds like your the one involved in a circle jerk

screw blitz, leolou2 is the one whose lifestyle i crave. so jealous of his patented form of zombie hubris.

[leolou2]

You all are so funny , I really like to read your post so I can laugh and know you don't much about me . If you did you would shut your trap . Go listen to Uriah Heep sing Look at yourself . Then type what you see go ahead lie to yourself and me . Other than that I don't care one bit what you say . Closing note Have a good day and don't choke on the pivot jerk .

[King_Herpes]

Hey to the other king how you doing King _Herpes

Oh, I'm absolutely thrilled that you ask!!

Well I'm doing amazing since my leave here on cc. I'm a new man. I actually took a breather to focus completely on some much needed yo-yo-dieting. K, you remember I have that belly button ring collection, right? Well, there's this classy dangler that is they most coveted treasure I own! BTW you can't borrow this one so don't ask, you still haven't mailed me back my last one hoe. Anyways this thing RoCkS!! It's oyster in color and has these 4 miniature stars streaming off of my belly when I put it on. , I'm freaking out talking about it leolou3, I call it the Chandelier!

P.m. me we'll gossip, plus I need a sitter Memorial day weekend so ask around

[whitestazn88]

Man, I wish I still read GD, this thread is so good. Just one more quote to add into this whole christian allusion thing going on

"And THOTA so loved the Conquer Clubbers that they gave their one and only Blitz*, that whoever believes in him shall not perish, but have eternally good dice" -Owen 3:16

Also, I agree with Robin-ette. We want a public address from *Blitz!!!!

[rabbiton]

You all are so funny , I really like to read your post so I can laugh and know you don't much about me . If you did you would shut your trap . Go listen to Uriah Heep sing Look at yourself . Then type what you see go ahead lie to yourself and me . Other than that I don't care one bit what you say . Closing note Have a good day and don't choke on the pivot jerk .

wow leolou2, that is some hotrod posting you got going there. i'd love a ride in the vehicle you drive while pumping out this stuff some day.

hey listen, any word on ole blitz? the whole circle crew is missing him something terrible. we need his *word* to let us know everything is going to be ok. also, we like to put up his latest utterances on a placard mounted to his statue in the center of the circle.

[Chariot of Fire]

you don't much about me

You like golf, Uriah Heep and very unoriginal avatars. I know it's not much, but it's enough to tell me an audience must be enthralled by your anecdotes.

[gannable]

geez,

does this have to be so serious

my post in the locked thread wasnt meant to be "baiting" or hurting Blitzaholic's feelings

can anyone take a joke in CC????
sorry for trying to add some levity to the situation


this is only Risk, its not real life - can't we bust someone's balls w/o it being the end of the world?????? or even worse, it becomes like we missed the Rapture

[Timminz]

or even worse, it becomes like we missed the Rapture

Speak for yourself!



Heaven's got broadband.