Why Do I Have to Wait in Line at the Bank?

[V.I.]

WHY?

[shieldgenerator7]

so everyone can have their proper turn, and so fights don't start.

[V.I.]

"Proper turn"? Fold your hands child, you walk like a peasant.

[shieldgenerator7]

welcome to the forums, VI!
yeah proper turn. First come first serve. You know, that kind of thing.

[V.I.]

Welcome to the forums, ShoulderBenefactor69!

I asked why do I have to wait in line at the bank, not why you had to wait in line at the bank.

NEXT!

[Mr_Adams]

because Chuck Norris is in front of you in line. you dare not disrespect the line

[knapper]

chuck norris sometimes calls me up for life advice.

i let his calls go to voicemail.

banks are for losers. if you were important, they would come to you, vi.

[Army of GOD]

Because Stone Cold said so?

[Timminz]

Because you're too short to ride the ferris wheel?

[GreecePwns]

You don't.

[thegreekdog]

Because Stone Cold said so?

WHAT?!?!?!

WHY?

Because you don't have automatic withdrawal abilities or internet banking?

[shieldgenerator7]

because it's too hard to wait in circles.

[InkL0sed]

Hey VI, welcome to the forums! Praise the Lord!

[natty dread]

The very premise of your question is flawed. You do not have to wait in line at the bank. I mean, who or what is forcing you to do that?

[shieldgenerator7]

The very premise of your question is flawed. You do not have to wait in line at the bank. I mean, who or what is forcing you to do that?

queues

[rdsrds2120]

The very premise of your question is flawed. You do not have to wait in line at the bank. I mean, who or what is forcing you to do that?

queues

Who or what is forcing you from not lighting those on fire and threaten your way to the front? Nothing physically, we just assume it's socially unacceptable. Which it is...maybe.

-rd

[natty dread]

Not only that.

Who or what is forcing you to go into a bank in the first place?

[Timminz]

It's probably because you're too much of a pussy to stab everyone in front of you.

[squishyg]

Going to the bank... How adorably 2002!

[InkL0sed]

Banks? Who needs a bank when you have a gun?

[shieldgenerator7]

Banks? Who needs a bank when you have a gun?

Guns? Who needs a gun when you have a shield? ( )

[the.killing.44]

welcome to the forums, VI!
yeah proper turn. First come first serve. You know, that kind of thing.

[SirSebstar]

my bank closed its office, i can get my money only by transfer or atm

[AAFitz]

Going to the bank... How adorably 2002!

I remember those times. You went into a bank, they said hi, you conducted your business and you left.

Now when you go in, its like walking through the purfume section of Macys, with them bombarding you with products that you dont need, dont want, smell bad, and are probably poisonous.

God forbid you go to a bank you dont have an account with to cash a check, Shitizens Bank being the worst.

Now you have to show your ID, give your fingerprint, a drop of blood, do a little dance, and pay their $7 fee. All that is fine, though, but at the end of the waterboarding, when they suggest I should open an account with them, is when I cant stop laughing.

Usually it will be out loud with a reply something like, "Im sorry, Ive seen the way you treat non-customers, so I cant imagine you treat customers any better, or youre just trying to extort some of my money out of me into your bank, and while that may work on congress, f*ck you if you think youre getting any of mine."

Whats cool is Im headed there right now, and while I obviously havent really said that in the past....today may very well be their lucky day.

Look for me on the news.

[V.I.]

I thought you were dead, Fitz. Something about a mishap at a Turkish bath-house involving a double-ended black studded dildo and an anal douche filled with Vat 69.