the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[strike wolf]

Well iwould say judging by the size of the size and number of the spikes...they were obviously for decoration.

This is why the Medieval race died out.

-rd

Horrible decor?

[rdsrds2120]

GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS!!!!!

i'm guessing that you should HURRY UP! THE DAY IS ALMOST OVER!

-r(eally) d(emanding)

[targetman377]

I am building suspense i will actually get to it late like at 9 is when my schedule clears up!!

[targetman377]

The Longest Thread, Thread - Occasionally NSFW-----------------------issue 9 5/1/2011ad
-------Random Awesomeness of the Week!------COMIC!!!!-------Target history fact of the week------ WHAT WAS NOT SAID IN THIS POST!!!!-----Pic of the week-------this week in the thread----Question of the week----INTERVIEW!!!—overlooked post!!!!




Random Awesomeness of the Week:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCfWHqrYUqo
Well now that we got you in the right train of thought!!! LOL Quirk well when I read this that’s all I thought. But lets here from Quirk

Haircut

Now he said haircut! Well sharks jaws do cut things. So Quirk do you take your kid to a shark to get his haircut cause if you do I fear you should rethink your barber. (just don’t tell jaws I told you too thanks)

ALSO IT’S A DOUBLE WAMMY!!!!

Huh? I was just over by the snack bar. Shield sent a decoy through the portal...I don't know what happened to him in there but that portal really messed with poor jimbo...

poor jimbo!!!

apparently if you jump jimbo into another portal he shows up!!!!

I'm back so whats all happened.

COMIC!!!!!! Time.




Target’s history fact of the week.
Today in history June 1
1495 – Friar John Cor records the first known batch of scotch whisky.
1779 – Benedict Arnold, a general in the Continental Army during the American Revolutionary War, is court-martialed for malfeasance.
1792 – Kentucky is admitted as the 15th state of the United States.
1796 – Tennessee is admitted as the 16th state of the United States.
1812 – War of 1812: U.S. President James Madison asks the Congress to declare war on the United Kingdom.
1916 – Louis Brandeis becomes the first Jew appointed to the United States Supreme Court.
1990 – George H. W. Bush and Mikhail Gorbachev sign a treaty to end chemical weapon production.



WHAT WAS NOT SAID IN THIS POST!!!!

I'm back so whats all happened.

Hello JJM! Nice to see you here! One thing that's happened is that I joined CC. You missed that while you were gone. So, hello!

And targetman, is that a picture of strike wolf? Did you kidnap him today or something?

its part of the curse I have to take care of him you don't want to know my punishment is.

Well I guess it is time to clear the air on the way me and lone wolf have become cursed. It all started about a century ago when where both considered the best knights in the world. Whole armies would retreat upon seeing my force or his force. Even Ṣalāḥ ad-Dīn Yūsuf ibn Ayyūb left the battle field twice once against my army taking Jerusem for a summer vacation then abandoning it of course. But also with Lone who just wanted to see the pyramids and gaze at them. Well back to the story we were at a bar together and we decided to play a friendly game of who can drink the most. Well long story short we drank 3 hole city’s draw and every drop of alcohol within a 3000 mile radius and we were both still on our feet joking around having fun!!! When all of a sudden one of my soldiers comes up and says lone’s cheating and stopped drinking hours ago!! This natural makes me angry so I confront him little did I know one of his soldiers said the same thing!!! Well we started fighting soon our troops were involved and well the next thing we know 1/3 of all Europeans where dead cause of our fighting!!!! (Neither side one just lost a lot of troops. So we soon called it quits shook hands and parted ways after making all the deaths come from the plague so we would not be caught (expert assassin’s remember) Well one witch knew what we did and cursed us for a very long time!!!! Lone’s curse he turns into a cat every Tuesday and I have to watch him. Mine is well I turn into a tree on Mondays and at the end of the day some one always chops me down and burns me!!






BEST PIC OF THE WEEK!!!!!

By quirk!!! Good Job you seem to have a monopoly over the pic
Runerup!!!

by targetman
YEAH I am a runnerup!!!!


This week in the Thread

So, as some of you know, I've been in the mob, been a pirate, have devastated buildings like King Kong, and have been a Biplane Ace in Dubahya Dubahya One.

I'll share more of my secrets. Because each of these facets of my life has been dangerous, I've needed a way to keep myself safe and healthy. Luckily, at the University I studied Medicine and am now a Surgeon, a General Practitioner, and an Anatomist.



**Munches behind a bowl of 'medical-bananas**


--Andy

Why is it that I'm starting to think you're related to Barbie?

-Sully

Andy is not a monkey he is a doll? Crazy!!!

You know you're getting old when.....


You start thinking of the "speed limit" as a maximum instead of a minimum.

Dukasaur is a dinosaur in age!

There is no Jim in my Name JJM is my initials.

Jim is still angry over his nickname

I assume we can flame and troll on this thread if we have to.. just to keep the thread alive

Only if directed at Targetman.

**Munches on a banana and smiles**


--Andy

Andy approves flam wars in a limited context
Advertising!!!
BOUGHT OUT BY I AM OUT OF TIME TO WRITE THIS

Question of the week!
What occurs once in every minute, twice in every moment, yet never in a thousand years?

Answer to last week’s question
The wise man told them to switch camels.

And the answer to this week's question:

Spoiler

The wise man told them to ride each other's horse (camel? the versioon I heard was with cowboys and horses)

Shield wins!!!! Congrates!!!

INTERVIEWs

Do you consider yourself a federalist or a anti federalist?
rdsrds2120: Farianist


What is your least favorite letter?
rdsrds2120:

why are you so happy?
rdsrds2120:Wasting time on negative emotion is usually a waste of time. I'm selfish, I want to be in a good mood as much as I can, so I find excuses for it. Being sad is boring.


what does rdsrds stand for?
rdsrds2120:My initials x 2

what annoys you most?
rdsrds2120:People who use too many euphemisms.

If you where a dinosour what kind would you be?
rdsrds2120:I'd be a Dukusaur.

if you could ask me one thing what would it be?
rdsrds2120:If Staples offered you a job at double the pay, would you only take it if lack would let you change your name?

favorite animal?
rdsrds2120:Flying crying orca.

do you believe in the holy chewy?
rdsrds2120:You don't?


Terrible Tabloid:
do you consider your dick to be art?

Well iwould say judging by the size of the size and number of the spikes...they were obviously for decoration.

Would you approve if Britain gave us charity?

The British are at it again! *Picks up picket sign saying "No Charitation without representation"*

What is the meaning of life?

Meanwhile spring has set in for georgia.

How do you ask a girl to have sex with you?

I do hope I'm not intruding.

What is your religion?

Scientological Islam

What is the biggest mistake you have ever done?

*wakes up with a horrible hangover, suddenly remembers handing AoG an elder's card* Dear god what have I done.

In a fight between me and you I would but money on me what about you??

That would be a safe bet.

What is one plus one?

What is it.

OVER LOOKED POST!!!!!

Are you ever not drunk?

Lone asked me this answer NO.


By sending me the article you are giving me the rights to that article and I have the right to edit it and change it as I see fit. And also I can keep it in reserves as long as I see fit. I will give you full credit.

Thanks!!!!!!! Nervous interrogation

[Army of GOD]

I wasn't mentioned once

[AndyDufresne]

I wasn't mentioned once

Maybe by not mentioning you, he is bestowing you with the greatest honor yet.

**Leaves behind a bowl of honorific-bananas**


--Andy

[shieldgenerator7]

oh that was funny. yeah, it had an acute lack of AoG (ALA) or (ALAoG) whichever one floats your boat.

Answer:

Spoiler

the letter m

I liked the part about Jimbo going through a portal and finally posting. That was hilarious. Quirk deserved that pic win. +1 for Quirk.

Nice one, rd. never thought of using pictures in reply.

[Dukasaur]

Internet Connection: $30 a month
CC membership: $25 a year
targetman's Post of the Week: Priceless

[shieldgenerator7]

Internet Connection: $30 a month
CC membership: $25 a year
targetman's Post of the Week: Priceless

true that

[rdsrds2120]

Nice performance, everyone. End scene.

-rd

[Pirlo]

Nice performance, everyone. End scene.

-rd

are you gonna lock the thread?

[SirSebstar]

Nice performance, everyone. End scene.

-rd

are you gonna lock the thread?

only if you play nice....
+1 targetman

[Pirlo]

Nice performance, everyone. End scene.

-rd

are you gonna lock the thread?

only if you play nice....
+1 targetman

is this thread supposed to be pressure release or something like Hyde Park where we can flame anybody?

[SirSebstar]

I liked the flames of Hybrid Theory / Linkin Park

[shieldgenerator7]

well you certainly can flame... I guess. But that's not the purpose of this thread. At least not from what i've seen.

[AndyDufresne]

is this thread supposed to be pressure release or something like Hyde Park where we can flame anybody?

**Leaves behind a bowl of 'pressure-release-bananas'**


--Andy

[SirSebstar]

**Leaves behind a bowl of 'pressure-release-bananas'**


--Andy

squirt!?

[targetman377]

well sense the mods are not answer prilo question I will.

Ok we do not flame here either. ITs more of a degree of walking on the line and all of us are very very good at not crossing the line. Here we do not take things personal. After a while you will start to understand the mentality of this thread. Like Andy said it can be a pressure release sometimes but you just can't come in here and flame. Then you would not be well received. Its more you post here the more we know your "internet personality" and we from there can joke about things more librial here then another place on this site. (cause we have no flame war)

[shieldgenerator7]

well sense the mods are not answer prilo question I will.

Ok we do not flame here either. ITs more of a degree of walking on the line and all of us are very very good at not crossing the line. Here we do not take things personal. After a while you will start to understand the mentality of this thread. Like Andy said it can be a pressure release sometimes but you just can't come in here and flame. Then you would not be well received. Its more you post here the more we know your "internet personality" and we from there can joke about things more librial here then another place on this site. (cause we have no flame war)

Wow, great job targetman. That's the best English I've ever seen you use. You must be sober.
And yes, Pirlo, listen to what targetman just said.

[targetman377]

cause if you don't
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiJjow6AJEM

[SirSebstar]

well sense the mods are not answer prilo question I will.
...

but but butt head..
wait thats not what i was going to say. oh right! But I did reply to pirlo's question. its what I do. I am Mister Q&A!

[targetman377]

well sense the mods are not answer prilo question I will.
...

but but butt head..
wait thats not what i was going to say. oh right! But I did reply to pirlo's question. its what I do. I am Mister Q&A!

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a toosie roll pop?

[Pirlo]

well sense the mods are not answer prilo question I will.

Ok we do not flame here either. ITs more of a degree of walking on the line and all of us are very very good at not crossing the line. Here we do not take things personal. After a while you will start to understand the mentality of this thread. Like Andy said it can be a pressure release sometimes but you just can't come in here and flame. Then you would not be well received. Its more you post here the more we know your "internet personality" and we from there can joke about things more librial here then another place on this site. (cause we have no flame war)

I am not gonna start a flame war.. I love comics and sometimes can be mean a bit.

**Got the implicit 'yes you can flame as you want' answer from the mods**

[targetman377]

I feel we have all grown in this discussion (funny the lack of aog )

[Pirlo]

I feel we have all grown in this discussion (funny the lack of aog )

please don't talk about aog in his absence.. he's my bitch