the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[Army of GOD]

What happened to jones?

[strike wolf]

Probably working on global culinary domination.

[targetman377]

The Longest Thread, Thread - Occasionally NSFW-----------------------issue 10 6/8/2011ad
THREAD WARS!!!!!-------Random Awesomeness of the Week!------COMIC!!!!-------Target history fact of the week------ WHAT WAS NOT SAID IN THIS POST!!!!-----Pic of the week-------this week in the thread----Question of the week----INTERVIEW!!!—overlooked post!!!!
THEAD WARS!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLunZpzYMjE (PLAY SONG WHILE READING!!!!!)

Edditon X A NEW HOPE It is a period of civil war. Rebel s posters, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire. During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire’s ultimate weapon, the TROLL STAR, an armored space station with enough power to destroy an entire thread. Pursued by the Empire’s sinister agents, curious George races home aboard his starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save his people and restore freedom to the galaxy….
The Evil forces of AOG, Quirk, lord voldemort, Victor Sullivan and Pirlo. There leader AOG was relentless in is evil ways.

R-E-S-P-E-C-T

That shit ain't worth half my money.

R-E-S-P-EEEE-C-T


Hold on, I gotta peeeee


(sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me)

As he was busy trolling up the forum The good force’s a will Strike wolf, shieldgenrator, andy, jonesthecurl, apey, Dukasaur were all ready to strike back at the evil forces that where bound for the thread. The only problem is that they were losing bad.!!
Quirk had recently attacked the thread with JAWS!!!

Haircut

The good forces of the rebels where having a hard time combat the evil forces and there will to post!! But the good forces had an ace up there sleeves.

well, I can't trump God, as He is all powerful after all.
You're right, God is on the inside of my shield, although I have been informed that no other operatives have been able to penetrate it *yet*

I can go anywhere God is I AM HIS ASSASSIN!!! luckily i am not British.

His Divine Holiness, Chewbacca, cares for no shields nor assassins.



**Munches on a divine banana**


--Andy

With that it was decided that who would win would not be decided in one story!!!! NO there would be 3 stories. And after about 2 decades it would be decided there needed to be 3 more stories. So wait to see who wins this epic battle. 


Random Awesomeness of the Week:

This thread is Luge.

Yeah quirk I remember that you would always change what auto would say. IT was awesome! Even though auto was very picky about who said his special post!!!! Or he was just too lazy to post lol. Good old days. I also just want to point out the luge is my favorite sport in the winter Olympics. YEAH!!! I said it it’s wicked AWESOME!!!!!!

COMIC!!!!!! Time.


Target’s history fact of the week.
Today in history June 8th
1776 – American Revolutionary War: Battle of Trois-Rivières – American attackers are driven back at Trois-Rivières, Quebec.
1789 – James Madison introduces twelve proposed amendments to the United States Constitution in the House of Representatives; by 1791, ten of them are ratified by the state legislatures and become the Bill of Rights; another is eventually ratified in 1992 to become the 27th Amendment.
1861 – American Civil War: Tennessee secedes from the Union.
1887 – Herman Hollerith applies for US patent #395,791 for the 'Art of Applying Statistics' — his punched card calculator.
1906 – Theodore Roosevelt signs the Antiquities Act into law, authorizing the President to restrict the use of certain parcels of public land with historical or conservation value.
1949 – Celebrities Helen Keller, Dorothy Parker, Danny Kaye, Fredric March, John Garfield, Paul Muni and Edward G. Robinson are named in an FBI report as Communist Party members.


WHAT WAS NOT SAID IN THIS POST!!!!

-Sully

Actually meant, what victor sullivan was when he wrote that question mark. That he wanted to know the meaning of life, well the simple answer is. Here to show him the way, lucky for him I am! Yes, right I am going to tell you all the meaning of life, that is! But to understand oneself, before we get there we must learn to come. For without understanding oneself he can truly know the meaning of life even if it is written before us not. To post in this thread, well the short answer is. This thread all true knowledge also comes form this thread all true meaning comes from. Now some might argue I am wrong but I believe not I am wrong I have live for over 800 years. Seen many things and come to understand that the the meaning life is simple, I have. To them to live ones life in a way suited. Like barney says "It up suit". Well that is true in life live the way, like to live, you would! That simple keeping in mind to love everyone in the same way you live your life to suit you, it truly is. Trample on others suited life, do not. The right to, should everyone have "It up suit" Herh herh herh.

BEST PIC OF THE WEEK!!!!!

Good job quirk!!!
Runerup!!!

This week in the Thread

omg if this is torture chain me to the wall

*chains you to the wall and gets myself naked then starts eating like this before you*

What makes this world work, love between two people is!!! When say it all started from a cookie, you can, and chains well then, something special, you have. Already sending out invites to there wedding, I bet they are!!! Great thing, love is!!!

The point of life is to learn english grammar not. Simply to leave this world better then you started, the point of one's life is. For the better no matter how small or how little just change it.

ok then start learning English Grammar and use "than" rather that "then" in your statement because the context requires "than" rather than "then".

And to teach me proper english someone else tries. Well I guess it is a free country but, only take about 4 more post tell you give up, will it! Hmmmmmm.

got me thinkin' about better dayz

So much simpler, good old days well I agree life was when I was leader of the jedi masters! Yeesssssss.


Advertising!!!
Good, coke is, not, pepsi is. Its really that simple.
In a competition with my brother and dad I am. Of target stock buy lots!!! To help me win!!! Push up the stock together, we can!!! Hmmmmmm.
Watch eureka on scfy imagine greater then star wars! Yeesssssss.
Question of the week!
To a mental asylum during a visit, that defines if a patient should be institutionalized, a visitor asked the director what the criteria is.

"Well," Said the director, "We fill up a bathtub. Then we offer a teaspoon, teacup, and to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub a bucket."

Okay, your test, here is:
1. You use the spoon would, hmm?
2. You use the teacup would, hmm?
3. You use the bucket would, hmm?

"Oh, I understand," Said the visitor. "Choose the bucket, a normal person would, as larger than the spoon, it is."
The director's response, what was, hmm?
Answer to last week’s question

the letter m

Good job Shield
INTERVIEWs
Today andys has helped us out
1. What is your favorite kids book? (we all know its not Curious George. meheps is doctor SUSE)?

Andy:Hm, favorite children's book. 'The Velveteen Rabbit' by Margery Williams has always been a classic favorite of mine.


2. If you could be any animal in the world what would it be? (we all know you are a monkey SO YOU CAN'T PICK IT!!)

Andy: But I think I'd want to pick a Chimpanzee. Or Gorilla. Or Bonobo. But if the whole Hominidae family is out of the question, I think a Polar Bear then.


3.How many post's does a man have to do before he becomes a man?

Andy: If you want your manly girth to count, it's not just about how many posts, but where you posts, I.E. outside of the Off Topics forum. Generally a speaking, a manly girth starts at about 5000, and increases every 1000 or so thereafter.


4. (since it is star wars themed) Who is your favorite charioteer on Star wars and why?

Andy:I'm not sure who my favorite charioteer is on Star Wars. If Ben-Hur ever mashed up with George Lucas, now that would be a strange classic.

My favorite characters, aside from Chewie of course, are Han Solo because he can make me laugh, and Yoda, because he's so small and old and kicks ass. And maybe even Jabba---now there is a man with girth.


5. What is your favorite thread to post in?

Andy:Probably the uber-secret forum topic. Oh oh, I mean the Longest Thread, Thread. What kind of question is this? I'm going to replace it with a better one:

5.5 What kind of dreams do you have?

Zombies, lots of zombies always fill my dreams. One of my favorite movies is Shaun of the Dead.


Andy: 6. On an average day how many bananas do you eat?

Trick question, I only eat bananas on unaverage days.


7. If you where stuck on a deserted island and you had to bring only one of us poster from the longest thread who would you pick and why?

Andy: Good question. I don't know if there is anyone in the topic I'd want to spend an eternity with, I think I'd enjoy the solitude the most. So I'd bring whoever I can kill, I mean, help ease into sweet death, first, so I can have jerky for a few months or a year.


8. Why did 7 8 9?

Andy: Well, in the year 105 105...if man is still alive...


9. Why should we not kill all the monkeys in the world and then sell there hides as coats?
Andy: We'll Rise Against This Planet.


10. Who would win in a light saber dual with Lackattack?

Andy: I would. I've mastered my sabre dueling skills while on Melee Island.


Terrible Tabloid:
Know how two people make a baby do you, hmm? Yes, hmmm.

-Sully

What think did you, hmm when you started reading this and realized you were in the terrible tabloid? Herh herh herh.

*facepalm*

Consider yourself a prophet of god do you, hmm? Hmmmmmm.

OMG LOL.

Intervention time...-the other black jesus

So of women you go after what's your type, hmm?

**Snatches Andy's Peace-Enforcement-banana and eats it**

I mean, I... like... bananas...?

So you do, if zombies attack what will, hmm? You do if andy become a zombie, what would, hmm???

**Slaps the silly zombie monkey and takes his brain-banana back**


--Sully

If make one bet for a million dollars but you had to pick the outcome no what would that bet be, you could, hmm?

Okay, strikewolf and targetman: Try to one whole day (24 hours) without posting starting right now.

Your favorite thing to eat, what is, hmm?

Farmer's market peaches are delectable!!!!!!

If you do, I buy a skyscraper what would, hmm?

Get one and I'll give you one free.

OVER LOOKED POST!!!!!

For this week's terrible tabloid I think you should interview Tom Cruise's female co-stars from Top Gun, Jerry McGuire and Risky Business. *nods*

Find any quotes form those people sorry lone wolf I could not!!! Truly I am.
By sending me the article you are giving me the rights to that article and I have the right to edit it and change it as I see fit. And also I can keep it in reserves as long as I see fit. I will give you full credit.

Thanks!!!!!!!

[apey]

wait so i am getting married to a cookie o_O

[Pirlo]

wait so i am getting married to a cookie o_O

lololololololololol wouldn't that be awesome for ya?

[targetman377]

OH brother what did i start!!! oh wait i started nothing Prilo chained up apey!

[shieldgenerator7]

Nice, post, targetman! *sigh* I thought yoda would at least teach you proper grammar...

It was so cool who it was star wars themed! I'm the rebel tech.... the guy who fixes the machines. If your X-Wing Poster needs fixed, post it here and I'll fix it! (sorry, I don't work on Troll Stars...)
On the other hand, after my famous duel with AoG, I say, "You killed my brother!" and he'd say... "Dude, I AM your brother!" and I would teleport myself somewhere and scream "NOOOOO!" and then teleport back to continue the duel... (or end it).

Answer to this week's question:

Spoiler

Use the spoon to pry the drain plug up. That way you don't have to use manual labor.

Speaking of drains, my dad's a super awesome cool appliance tech and I helped him install a washer today, but the old one had it's pump broke and we had to manual drain it with buckets. Wasn't fun and the water stank. That's why it's important to keep your washer lid open when you're not using it, that way it gets a chance to air out so it doesn't mold.

Announcing.... The Longest Thread Thread! The Epic Novel! Coming soon to a thread near you!

[AndyDufresne]

**Leaves behind a bowl of bananas**


--Andy

[apey]

*makes bowl of bananas into cookies*
I WIN!!!

[shieldgenerator7]

*makes bowl of bananas into cookies*
I WIN!!!

*portals in and eats cookies*
Yum! Thanks!
*portals out*

[rdsrds2120]

*Portals to the place where the cake is the truth*

-rd

[Army of GOD]

cake is false

[shieldgenerator7]

cake is false

converted to C++:

bool cake = false;
public int apey(int ingredients){
cake = true;
int cookies = 100;
return cookies;
}

[apey]

Cookies always win ppl

[strike wolf]

cake is false

Look at me still talking when there's science to do.

[strike wolf]

It's time for the Wolf's Movie of the week

This week's movie is Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

So this movie was awesome. First of all it has what every movie should have...pirates. Secondly the plot was more focused than it was in the second and third movie (In those two it just seemed to go all over the place) so it was a little simpler but it stayed pretty much on course which I liked. Blackbeard was a good villain and the action/ecape sequences were well done like the ones in the other Pirates movies which is a big plus. On a bad note, I wasn't very happy with Penelope Cruz's character or the missionary who was basically there as a replacement for Will Turner and they never really developed the Spanish in the story (it very much focused on Blackbeard with a side of Barbossa). Overall though I think the movie was great and gets a rating of an A from me.

The Wolf has Spoken.

[SirSebstar]

The wolf should bring glazes and some Viagra (and popcorn with coca cola) to the cinema next time. Glazes for you, the rest for me.
Penélope Cruz is not doing it for me in this movie. I missed the previous main characters. Also its part 4.. seriously. cash rules, but i could have done without the movie. Not as bad as aight legged freak, but certainly not awesome... Lowrated popcorn movie you would not want to stay home for, or in my view go out of the house for

[AndyDufresne]

I think I hear a storm coming. **Gets his rations of bananas ready**


--Andy

[strike wolf]

I can understand that. I tend to like Pirates of the Caribbean regardless (mainly because I think Jack Sparrow and Barbossa are great characters) so I am admittedly biased and I wasn't looking for the world's greatest plot so I was fine with one that at least made sense and was relatively consistent in that universe. One thing is...I didn't see the need to make it in 3-D as it didn't really add anything to the movie...And I will agree on Penelope Cruz. I think the character they created for her was fine but she herself was flat playing the role. I never really was a big fan of the Davy Jones or Calypso characters so I was fine without them and honestly I got tired of WIll and Elizabeth really quickly so I was glad they were gone. Other than that the two british guys and the two members of Barbossa's crew who were there for comedic relief in the first three I didn't really miss. I did however miss Bootstrap...I know he wouldn't have really had a part to play anyways but I thought he was cool.

[targetman377]

I am going to say one word to you, Just one word Plastics.

[Pirlo]

*shouting in the valley*

targetmannnn nnn nnn nnn nnn nnnn nnn nnn nnnn nnn nnn

*ehoc* nnn nnn nnnn nnnn nnnn nnnn nnnn

*more ehco* nnn nnn nnn nnn nnn nnn nnn nnn nnn nnnn nnn

[strike wolf]

Ehco? ehoc? Could it be? Is jimbo being channeled through pirlo?

[targetman377]

wow I just had a flash of it sounding like something i would say.


Then i read your comment and i cried on the inside!

Oh and no i do not have 3 multies that visit this thread. really i don't

Also Prilo


Helloo.....................hellloo.......................helloo

thats how you do it prilo!

munchies on a echo-banana

[targetman377]

Oh sorry I thought i was on another account carry on

[rdsrds2120]

Oh sorry I thought i was on another account carry on

WE'LL CARRYY ONNNN!

-rd