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Victor Sullivan · Post by **Victor Sullivan** » Thu Jun 16, 2011 12:27 am

tdans wrote:LOL !!!!!!!!!! hilarious article!!!!!!!!!!

So today, I had blood stolen from me ;( it was messed up!!!!!

What?? Do tell!

-Sully

tdans · Post by **tdans** » Thu Jun 16, 2011 12:31 am

physicals suck, then blood work, Vampires I tell you!! All of them!!! taking my precious blood and drinking it!! I swear I saw a blood stain on one of the nurses upper lip!!

rdsrds2120 · Post by **rdsrds2120** » Thu Jun 16, 2011 8:48 am

tdans wrote:physicals suck, then blood work, Vampires I tell you!! All of them!!! taking my precious blood and drinking it!! I swear I saw a blood stain on one of the nurses upper lip!!

Probably just smeared lipstick from the affair she had with the doctor. Or was it you

-rd

Post by **trinicardinal** » Thu Jun 16, 2011 10:17 am

rdsrds2120 wrote:
tdans wrote:physicals suck, then blood work, Vampires I tell you!! All of them!!! taking my precious blood and drinking it!! I swear I saw a blood stain on one of the nurses upper lip!!
Probably just smeared lipstick from the affair she had with the doctor. Or was it you

-rd

And here i thought it was from the punch he gave her in the face when she stuck him with the needle

KoolBak · Post by **KoolBak** » Thu Jun 16, 2011 10:25 am

Hey Dannyboy....just wait till yer my age - the required tests are a hellofalot less pleasant than blood tests

Ask yo daddy ;o)

So me and the boys are packing up to go camping this weekend - I am playing my fathers day card and doing what the heck I want!.. Got the dirtbikes, guns, and other misc toys all set ;o) No one else around for miles where we go up in the foothills of Mt. Hood.

What plans you pilgrims got this weekend?

*Bartender!! Gimme another rye 'n coke!!*

tdans · Post by **tdans** » Thu Jun 16, 2011 10:41 am

trinicardinal wrote:
rdsrds2120 wrote:
tdans wrote:physicals suck, then blood work, Vampires I tell you!! All of them!!! taking my precious blood and drinking it!! I swear I saw a blood stain on one of the nurses upper lip!!
Probably just smeared lipstick from the affair she had with the doctor. Or was it you

-rd
And here i thought it was from the punch he gave her in the face when she stuck him with the needle

I aint sayin if it was me!!!!!!

ohhh I don't punch ladies

I caress them lovingly :O

rdsrds2120 · Post by **rdsrds2120** » Thu Jun 16, 2011 10:48 am

KoolBak, while at the dentist today, they were holding a raffle for winning a camping set (tent, cooler, smores stuff, small grill) and I thought about going camping sometime. We have a good deal of parks/wilderness around here, too.

So, I don't know what to order. I'm hungry, any suggestions?

-rd

Fircoal · Post by **Fircoal** » Thu Jun 16, 2011 10:51 am

Get the grilled Squirrel. He makes for a good meal.

whitestazn88 · Post by **whitestazn88** » Thu Jun 16, 2011 10:52 am

whitestazn88 enters through the front entrance of the restaurant, and upon seeing a group of fellow conquerclub members, walks to the table.

"Mind if I sit down guys?"

before they can even respond, whitestazn88 has already called the waiter over, asked to add a chair and possibly another table to make the seating arrangement more comfortable. the waiter obliges him, as the restaurant is empty, save for this group, and the mysteriously shrouded BigBallinStalin, sitting in the corner by himself.

upon sitting down, whitestazn88 is handed a menu, to which he politely declines, instead opting for

"one sierra nevada and an order of steak frittes"

The waiter, who had to go home for an emergency, is replaced by a wonderfully charming waitress, who replies in french

[french]"no problem sir, that will be right out" [/french]

"So what's crackalackin pussies?", he says to the group after his order is placed.

KoolBak · Post by **KoolBak** » Thu Jun 16, 2011 10:53 am

Lot 'o she-ite be crackin.......ouch.

Free camping gear is always sweet ;o)

I suggest the Hawaiian local boy special; Local pulled pork, fresh Kimchee, some Ahi poke and rice! Mmmmmmmmmm

rdsrds2120 · Post by **rdsrds2120** » Thu Jun 16, 2011 10:55 am

whitestazn88 wrote:whitestazn88 enters through the front entrance of the restaurant, and upon seeing a group of fellow conquerclub members, walks to the table.

"Mind if I sit down guys?"

before they can even respond, whitestazn88 has already called the waiter over, asked to add a chair and possibly another table to make the seating arrangement more comfortable. the waiter obliges him, as the restaurant is empty, save for this group, and the mysteriously shrouded BigBallinStalin, sitting in the corner by himself.

upon sitting down, whitestazn88 is handed a menu, to which he politely declines, instead opting for

"one sierra nevada and an order of steak frittes"

The waiter, who had to go home for an emergency, is replaced by a wonderfully charming waitress, who replies in french

[french]"no problem sir, that will be right out" [/french]

So what's crackalackin pussies?", he says to the group after his order is placed.

And there's whitezan, talking about how he walked in while in the third person. Weird.

-rd

whitestazn88 · Post by **whitestazn88** » Thu Jun 16, 2011 11:05 am

"and there's rd, completely butchering my name, as usual."

While sitting there waiting for his steak frittes, whitestazn88 thought to himself "i've had just about enough of these assholes misspelling my name, maybe i should sit in that corner table with the communist guy"

but he was much too polite, so instead, he just drank his beer, then ordered another, along with two jagerbombs. it was time to rage.

rdsrds2120 · Post by **rdsrds2120** » Thu Jun 16, 2011 11:13 am

I'll just leave that one alone

Kindle or Nook, I'm getting one of them, any ideas?

-rd

whitestazn88 · Post by **whitestazn88** » Thu Jun 16, 2011 11:30 am

rdsrds2120 wrote:I'll just leave that one alone

Kindle or Nook, I'm getting one of them, any ideas?

-rd

GPS, everyone is raving about the Nook, but I'm more for the Kindle. Amazon is a corporate machine, and soon they'll be sending a robot from the future to kill john connor.

tdans · Post by **tdans** » Thu Jun 16, 2011 11:33 am

Hey guys, so I am wanting to go shoot some stuff, Wanna join me? '

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Thu Jun 16, 2011 12:35 pm

Who farted? It smells like death.

tdans · Post by **tdans** » Thu Jun 16, 2011 12:46 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Who farted? It smells like death.

AOG!!! He who smelt it dealt it!!!!!!

rdsrds2120 · Post by **rdsrds2120** » Thu Jun 16, 2011 3:08 pm

tdans wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Who farted? It smells like death.
AOG!!! He who smelt it dealt it!!!!!!

He who denied it supplied it.

-rd

Post by **Evil Semp** » Thu Jun 16, 2011 4:27 pm

Uncle Sully can I have some ice cream?

BigBallinStalin · Post by **BigBallinStalin** » Thu Jun 16, 2011 4:36 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Guys, I really have to poop, but BigBallin is on my right and we all know he's too fat to scooch back, and saxi's on my left but I don't think he trusts me to go behind him.

Talk about a pickle.

rdsrds2120 · Post by **rdsrds2120** » Fri Jun 17, 2011 5:29 pm

Ugh, power went out here and I missed some turns. That's a bummer.

BBS, that's hot.

-rd

Victor Sullivan · Post by **Victor Sullivan** » Sat Jun 18, 2011 2:09 am

Evil Semp wrote:Uncle Sully can I have some ice cream?

Finish your green beans, then we'll talk.

-Sully

Post by **Dukasaur** » Sat Jun 18, 2011 11:14 am

What's all this talk about dessert? I didn't even get my soup yet.

So anybody got some change for the jukebox?

rdsrds2120 · Post by **rdsrds2120** » Sat Jun 18, 2011 12:37 pm

Dukasaur wrote:What's all this talk about dessert? I didn't even get my soup yet.

So anybody got some change for the jukebox?

Sure do, someone pick a song.

-rd

Post by **Dukasaur** » Sat Jun 18, 2011 5:26 pm

rdsrds2120 wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:What's all this talk about dessert? I didn't even get my soup yet.

So anybody got some change for the jukebox?
Sure do, someone pick a song.

-rd

Play that one that goes...
"Oh Lord, won't you buy me a colour TV...
Dialing for Dollars is tryin' to reach me...
I'll wait for delivery each day until three..."

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