the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[strike wolf]

We shall save your soul Target!

[targetman377]

save save soul soul drunk drunk

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i did that cause i wanted to and i am drunk

[rdsrds2120]

Targetman, post this picture directly to the left of your avatar!



-rd

[Quirk]

BPotW

[rdsrds2120]

-rd

[strike wolf]

How many roads must a man walk down before he's considered a man? And how much wood must Chuck Norris Chuck before he's considered a wood chuck? The answer my friend is blowing in the wind. The answer is blowing in the wind.

[AndyDufresne]

BPotW

I endorse these.

**Munches on a galactic-banana**


--Andy

[Army of GOD]

I AM GOD

[rdsrds2120]

I AM GOD

-rd

[targetman377]

newsletter will be one day late!

[Victor Sullivan]

I await it eagerly

-Sully

[AndyDufresne]

**Munches on a banana while looking at some golf clubs**


--Andy

[targetman377]

The Longest Thread, Thread - Occasionally NSFW-----------------------issue 11 6/16/2011ad
NATION OF THE LONGEST THREAD-------Random Awesomeness of the Week!------COMIC!!!!-------Target history fact of the week------ WHAT WAS NOT SAID IN THIS POST!!!!-----Pic of the week-------this week in the thread----Question of the week----INTERVIEW!!!—overlooked post!!!!
THE NATION OF LONGEST THREAD!!
The CIA FACTBOOK ENTRY
Government: Group of elders/ oligarchy
Major media outlets: There are 2; photojournalists named quirk, also a newsletter that is published weekly.
Military: there is some debate over there actually army as some have said It uses the ARMY OF GOD. Others claim that cobra commander lives there and has his own army. There is also said to be the 2 best assassins in the world who are both elders and are part of the government.
Population: still to be determined as a census has never been taken.
Animal that inhabits the country: Elephants, King cobras, a Dinosaur, wolves, humans, monkeys, Pokémon, and a monster that scares kids for energy sully.
Climate: hostel towards new people. But likes new people to come in and join.
Economy: runs on post and the number of post quality determine how rich you are. It also builds a lot on character of the poster.
Religion. There major religions are, holiness of chewy, worship of the metal bikinis, there are the nay Sayers and also people who don’t care one way or another.
Citizens that participate in the government: Well it is ruled by the elders they do let some people in after a period of judge your character and participation in the nation. You are let in by the elders. Once an elder you are for life with a few secret rules that cannot be posted and ways you may be disqualified as an elder.
Culture: favorite movie appears to be the godfather. As everyone knows that the only good pirates moves was the first some still cling to the idea it’s still good.

Random Awesomeness of the Week:

*Portals to the place where the cake is the truth*

-rd

No really lets give this one some credit think about a universe where the truth is cake. MAN IT BLOWS YOUR MIND!!!! What kind of world would it be? Filled with frosting? At any rate I am sure that to really know what a world that cake is the truth in order for us to find out what it really meant we would need a lot of drugs.

Oh sorry I thought i was on another account carry on

WE'LL CARRYY ONNNN!

-rd

That’s a good awesome song really and goes well with the post it quotes yeah pretty much an awesome post.

Targetman, post this picture directly to the left of your avatar!



-rd

HOW CAN I NOT AGREE WITH THIS I MEAN WASHINGTON IS MY ROLE MODAL!!! AND THAT IS AWSOME!!!!

And I know what your think rd?? only rd??? I looked back and found him to be awesome this week. If you don’t believe me ask captain awesome. He will agree.



COMIC!!!!!! Time.


Target’s history fact of the week.
Today on June 16
1755 – French and Indian War: the French surrender Fort Beauséjour to the British, leading to the expulsion of the Acadians.
1858 – Abraham Lincoln delivers his House Divided speech in Springfield, Illinois.
1897 – A treaty annexing the Republic of Hawaii to the United States is signed; the Republic would not be dissolved until a year later.
1903 – The Ford Motor Company is incorporated.
1911 – IBM founded as the Computing-Tabulating-Recording Company in Endicott, New York.
1963 – Soviet Space Program: Vostok 6 Mission – Cosmonaut Valentina Tereshkova becomes the first woman in space.


WHAT WAS NOT SAID IN THIS POST!!!!

I think I hear a storm coming. **Gets his rations of bananas ready**


--Andy

Little did I know andy was warning me for yesterday when I went disc golfing and well it started to rain we where on hole 12 win it did and we had 6 more to go so we finished up the whole and got really wet as it rained (down poured for a good 30 minuets well we where outside!!! But I paid 3 bucks I am going to finish playing on that course one way or the other. It was actually fun had a great time just sitting out in the open well it rained playing disc golf. However it did get a little could. Next time I will listen to that crazy monkey.

BEST PIC OF THE WEEK!!!!!

ANDY WINS!!!!!!
Runerup!!!


This week in the Thread

I'm going to go bananas from reading this...

Bad jokes brought to you by Dukasaur, Incorporated!

"If it isn't funny, then it's probably Dukasaur!"

Bad jokes rained supreme.

NO, I WON'T LET YOU DIE! *does CPR via bumping*

-Sully

Sully saves a life.

His Divine Holiness, Chewbacca, says if you are interested in women, His Order is filled with them.

Spoiler

His closest Disciples dress like this usually:

Spoiler

**Leaves behind a bowl of bananas**


--Andy

New religions threatens the grasp of the almighty chewy.

I am going to say one word to you, Just one word Plastics.

You know, son, one day this war's gonna end....

This sounds so familiar when Is it said?

Advertising!!!
CIA. Working to gather information on you 24/7
Intersect! The intersect of knowledge yeah!!!
Nerd herd fixes computers just for you.
Question of the week!
Your last good ping-pong ball fell down into a narrow metal pipe imbedded in concrete one foot deep.
How can you get it out undamaged, if all the tools you have are your tennis paddle, your shoe-laces, and your plastic water bottle, which does not fit into the pipe?
Answer to last week’s question
This is accepted after much deliberation from the judges shield
All you do is unplugthe drain and there you go.
Use the spoon to pry the drain plug up. That way you don't have to use manual labor.
INTERVIEWs
If you had to nuke a country what would you pick?

Pirlo: I don't accept the existence of Nukes, so I don't have an answer for this especially as a pacifist.

your an evil dictator. what would u focus more on paying people off or killing them why?

Pirlo: I would prefer to say neither, but of course paying off is still better than killing em.

If you could do anything in this world what would you do?

Pirlo: anything? I think I will make it free of violence and racism if I can.

What is your 7th favorite color?

Pirlo: I can tell you the my favorite is blue, but I don't think I have favorite 7.. sorry.

What is your dream car?

Pirlo: I don't have a car and I don't dream of cars. but I would prefer a big and 4x4 one if I could ignore the fact that I can't afford the oil it needs.

Whats up with the demotion of Pluto!!! i mean its still a planet right? (If not i will take you out back and well i will beat some sense into you)

Pirlo: I didn't understand this question. sorry.

Is hope hopeless? or is hope hopefully? should we be hopeful as a human race? does hope mean what we think it means? do you hope? if what do you hope about? how many questions do you hope for that have the word hope in them in this one question? do you hope i would not use run-on sentences?

Pirlo:this is also seems to be too confusing. sorry. but I believe in work more than hope.

What is your favorite movie? and least favorite move?

Pirlo: The Godfather - directed by Francis Coppola ..

Halloween is about scaring people so why don't we see more terrorist costumes? is that not the essence of terrorist?

Pirlo:I don't think there is a terrorist custom. I believe the term "terrorist" is a variable one used to describe anybody who disagrees with uncle sam. I still remember when Latin people were labeled as terrorists then Russian and Balkan people inherited the title before it was given to muslims.

How is your marriage with apey going? how was the honeymoon? where did you go?

Pirlo: Apey is amazing and she is really my delight, but we haven't gotten married yet.
As for Honeymoon, I would take her to a sweet tour in the slums of Jordan where I raised.


Terrible Tabloid:
The first time you had sex did you ask any questions to her?

ohhh i am sorry i will not say that agian but what is the reacord does any one one how long we got to make this

Do you believe in aliens??

alien workforce would be pretty cheep not to mention the tecnology we could steal from them mmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeesssssss thinks

Are you really a valley girl?? And that’s your deep dark secret?

ok i guess but like what if like we like get like some one like this who like says like all the liken time lik

IS there any reason you should be commented to a mental hospital?

Comma's are your friends.

LIAR LIAR THEY ARE THE DEVIAL THEY ARE OUT TO GET ME ALONG WITH SEME COLLANS AND THE DREADED PERID THEY ARE TAGING UP TO KILL ME THE ?? TOLD ME THANK GOD NOW I KNOW THAT THEY ARE TRY TO KILL ME

What is the best advice you have every given somebody?

sorry i mean to say you have seen them they can not be unforseeable lol

Have you every baby sat someone who had to save the world before?

WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!! MARIO!!!!!!! there you are no longer tired yeah

do you every play Russian rulet

thats a good game i love that one

What is your lest favorite decade?

GOD DAM IT !!!!!!!!!!!! ITS THE FUKEN 90s i hate them. I cant stand what they were wearing. I would be ashamed of myself if i wore that really all of it is horribal!!! lets just say they missed the mark big time

What was the dumbest post you ever wrote on here?

HEY Everone!!!! i am falling for this girl and she like me too. Today is a good day

Who is your Favorite super hero?

spider pig spider pig!!!!

What is your most intelligent post you ever made here?

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Did I miss anything?

well i am drunk goodnight.

OVER LOOKED POST!!!!!

Two guys walk into a bar. You would've expected the second guy to see it in front of him.

I don’t think I need to say why this was over looked at all.







By sending me the article you are giving me the rights to that article and I have the right to edit it and change it as I see fit. And also I can keep it in reserves as long as I see fit. I will give you full credit.

Thanks!!!!!!!

[strike wolf]

This week's newsletter is not endorsed by his holiness Han Solo or his disciples Indiana Jones and Dr. Richard Kimble for failing to name his religion.

[Victor Sullivan]

Peaches, maybe?

-Sully

[AndyDufresne]

This week's newsletter is not endorsed by his holiness Han Solo or his disciples Indiana Jones and Dr. Richard Kimble for failing to name his religion.

Don't worry, some day you'll get recognition like us mainstreams. **Leaves behind a bowl of mainstream bananas**


--Andy

[shieldgenerator7]

Ok, nice one targetman, you just proved the CIA don't know everything about the thread that never ends.
Answer:

Spoiler

pour the water into the hole and the tennis ball will float to the top

later!

[targetman377]

do you look the answers up shield?? how do you always get them??

[strike wolf]

It's the wrong answer. The correct answer is that you tie the shoe lace into a cradle and fish it out.

[targetman377]

oh that is interesting lone very interesting.

[AndyDufresne]

The correct answer, of course, is banana. **Munches on a banana**


--Andy

[targetman377]

Way to be unbiased there monkey man.

[AndyDufresne]

Way to be unbiased there monkey man.

Sometimes it is necessary to slice your bananas on the bias. **Leaves behind a bowl of bananas**


--Andy

[targetman377]

Yes, if we where cooking you would be correct. However we are not, and as such you fail.

Hands a rotten banana to andy.

[targetman377]

I just found out there is no more Friday what seat will i sit in now if i can't watch it???