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Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Fri Jun 17, 2011 2:54 pm

There's no more Friday? Then what day am I existing in right now?

Is it Saturday? f*ck!!! I'm late for work.

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Fri Jun 17, 2011 2:58 pm

I don't know!!!! We may never know anymore!!!! But then I am also late for work too!!

shieldgenerator7 · Post by **shieldgenerator7** » Fri Jun 17, 2011 3:31 pm

targetman377 wrote:do you look the answers up shield?? how do you always get them??

no, I don't look the answers up. Many of these I've heard before. (not to mention I'm plainly just a genius!). Or some variation of such question.

Also, I noticed that my cloaking shield worked... as the CIA obviously doesn't know about my presence here in this thread. They don't have the proper tech... HA HA

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Sat Jun 18, 2011 4:45 pm

targetman377 wrote:Yes, if we where cooking you would be correct. However we are not, and as such you fail.

Hands a rotten banana to andy.

Aren't things always cooking? I think so. **Munches on a new-banana**

--Andy

Victor Sullivan · Post by **Victor Sullivan** » Sat Jun 18, 2011 5:31 pm

I know things are cooking in the Melting Pot

-Sully

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Sat Jun 18, 2011 8:09 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHZ6dkOWs_E

rdsrds2120 · Post by **rdsrds2120** » Sat Jun 18, 2011 8:24 pm

Army of GOD wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHZ6dkOWs_E

BAH RAM YOU.

Has anyone here ever seen the movie Babe?

-rd

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Sun Jun 19, 2011 9:50 am

Happy fathers day to all you dads who read the longest thread, thread

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Sun Jun 19, 2011 2:19 pm

Thank you my friend. now get off my lawn.

Post by **Dukasaur** » Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:04 pm

Everybody says, "I wish I knew then what I know now." But personally, I wish I knew now what I knew then. There are so many things that I've forgotten. I'm not sure I even know what I don't know any more.

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:27 pm

When I was in elementary school, I heard about Japan having a kid's day. Me wanting more attention asked my teachers why the U.S. didn't have a kids day. Their response was a stupid: "every day is kid's day in the United States!"

Fucking cunts.

shieldgenerator7 · Post by **shieldgenerator7** » Sun Jun 19, 2011 7:06 pm

Army of GOD wrote:When I was in elementary school, I heard about Japan having a kid's day. Me wanting more attention asked my teachers why the U.S. didn't have a kids day. Their response was a stupid: "every day is kid's day in the United States!"

*BLEEP* cunts.

And that's why you're sitting at the kids table at Saxi's dinner party.

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Sun Jun 19, 2011 10:23 pm

Dukasaur wrote:Everybody says, "I wish I knew then what I know now." But personally, I wish I knew now what I knew then. There are so many things that I've forgotten. I'm not sure I even know what I don't know any more.

Any man that can drive safely while while kissing a girl is not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Sun Jun 19, 2011 10:24 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:Thank you my friend. now get off my lawn.

NO I WILL NOT, Get off your lawn. In fact i think i will camp in your lawn!!!! and have some tea! want some chap?

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Sun Jun 19, 2011 10:29 pm

Army of GOD wrote:When I was in elementary school, I heard about Japan having a kid's day. Me wanting more attention asked my teachers why the U.S. didn't have a kids day. Their response was a stupid: "every day is kid's day in the United States!"

Fucking cunts.

to that i say at least here are kids don't fall down wells.
Tikki Tikki Tembo No Sarimbo Hari Kari Bushkie Perry Pem Do Hai Kai Pom Pom Nikki No Meeno Dom Barako.

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Sun Jun 19, 2011 10:30 pm

shieldgenerator7 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:When I was in elementary school, I heard about Japan having a kid's day. Me wanting more attention asked my teachers why the U.S. didn't have a kids day. Their response was a stupid: "every day is kid's day in the United States!"

*BLEEP* cunts.
And that's why you're sitting at the kids table at Saxi's dinner party.

Hey now lets all play nice you too...

Victor Sullivan · Post by **Victor Sullivan** » Sun Jun 19, 2011 11:28 pm

-Sully

Post by **Dukasaur** » Sun Jun 19, 2011 11:43 pm

targetman377 wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:Everybody says, "I wish I knew then what I know now." But personally, I wish I knew now what I knew then. There are so many things that I've forgotten. I'm not sure I even know what I don't know any more.
Any man that can drive safely while while kissing a girl is not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

It's a bad idea to fornicate with your manager on a moving escalator. While there exists some chance of earning a raise in this manner, there is a much greater chance of suffering a fall.

pancakemix · Post by **pancakemix** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 3:29 am

Experience talking?

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 8:47 am

**Munches on a rainy-day-banana**

--Andy

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 8:52 am

Dukasaur wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:Everybody says, "I wish I knew then what I know now." But personally, I wish I knew now what I knew then. There are so many things that I've forgotten. I'm not sure I even know what I don't know any more.
Any man that can drive safely while while kissing a girl is not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
It's a bad idea to fornicate with your manager on a moving escalator. While there exists some chance of earning a raise in this manner, there is a much greater chance of suffering a fall.

We live only to discover beauty. All else is a form of waiting.

SirSebstar · Post by **SirSebstar** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 8:52 am

AndyDufresne wrote:**Munches on a rainy-day-banana**

--Andy

spammer.
A banana post a day will keep andy a(wake????)

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 8:55 am

targetman377 wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:Everybody says, "I wish I knew then what I know now." But personally, I wish I knew now what I knew then. There are so many things that I've forgotten. I'm not sure I even know what I don't know any more.
Any man that can drive safely while while kissing a girl is not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
It's a bad idea to fornicate with your manager on a moving escalator. While there exists some chance of earning a raise in this manner, there is a much greater chance of suffering a fall.
We live only to discover beauty. All else is a form of waiting.

Well, if you're not good-looking enough to get work as an actor you end up waiting...

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 11:23 am

I don't plan on being an actor!

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 12:32 pm

targtetman, googling "famous quotes" won't make you seem smarter.

I'm pretty sure a nice sweater vest does that.

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