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Fixed that for you.natty_dread wrote:Don't play with random teammates. If you want to find people to play with who are also not total dickbutts, you should start hanging around the forums.
Fixed That For You:natty_dread wrote:Don't play with random teammates. If you want to find people to play with who are not total dickbutts, you should start hanging around the forums.
lol,Dibbun wrote:Fixed that for you.natty_dread wrote:Don't play with random teammates. If you want to find people to play with who are also not total dickbutts, you should start hanging around the forums.
He bolded some words to make a new sentence that more exactly shows his disdain for forumitesBush of Obama wrote:lol,Dibbun wrote:Fixed that for you.natty_dread wrote:Don't play with random teammates. If you want to find people to play with who are also not total dickbutts, you should start hanging around the forums.
ummm, you didn't change a single word of his, so what did you fix?
Hint: read the boldfaced part...Bush of Obama wrote:lol,Dibbun wrote:Fixed that for you.natty_dread wrote:Don't play with random teammates. If you want to find people to play with who are also not total dickbutts, you should start hanging around the forums.
ummm, you didn't change a single word of his, so what did you fix?
Note to self. Do not play team games with ^2011-07-05 02:01:21 - Team Killer: I attacked my "teammate" cuz he/she was playing like he/she is an alias of one of the two of you. He/She was playing to lose with my team, so that your team would win.
drunkmonkey wrote:I'm filing a C&A report right now. Its nice because they have a drop-down for "jefjef".
Translation: Why did you attack my weakened teammate? That makes no sense, in a team game why would you want to eliminate the weaker player and make the game end quicker when I am stronger than my teammate and can make this drag out longer? You must be allied with each other! Fucking cheaters! Thats it, its the only rational explanation!derp wrote:
2011-07-05 09:48:50 - Bush of Obama: If you're telling the truth, red, why did you attack defenseless blue? [blue only had 1 army on only 1 territory, which didn't help red or blue get any country] You should have went directly after me instead.//
You obviously ignored the "strategy" employed by my "teammate" and the responses I was getting.jefjef wrote:Note to self. Do not play team games with ^2011-07-05 02:01:21 - Team Killer: I attacked my "teammate" cuz he/she was playing like he/she is an alias of one of the two of you. He/She was playing to lose with my team, so that your team would win.
No, it's why would the opponent attack a player who no longer stands a chance of winning AND is playing lousy anyway?Crazyirishman wrote:Translation: Why did you attack my weakened teammate? That makes no sense, in a team game why would you want to eliminate the weaker player and make the game end quicker when I am stronger than my teammate and can make this drag out longer? You must be allied with each other! Fucking cheaters! Thats it, its the only rational explanation!derp wrote:
2011-07-05 09:48:50 - Bush of Obama: If you're telling the truth, red, why did you attack defenseless blue? [blue only had 1 army on only 1 territory, which didn't help red or blue get any country] You should have went directly after me instead.//
Mr. Derp, if your teammate does not stand a chance of winning, even if he's played the worst possible game in CC history, you dont stand a chance of winning in a no spoils game unless you happen to be capable of mounting the most grand magfunkingnificent comeback in history by yourself. If your opponent attacks another player who happens to be on your team then, they are indirectly attacking you. In dubs, it would be poor strategy esp on a larger map like nordic countries for two player to randomly decide "lets only attack this one, the other guys won't know what to do."Bush of Obama wrote:No, it's why would the opponent attack a player who no longer stands a chance of winning AND is playing lousy anyway?Crazyirishman wrote:Translation: Why did you attack my weakened teammate? That makes no sense, in a team game why would you want to eliminate the weaker player and make the game end quicker when I am stronger than my teammate and can make this drag out longer? You must be allied with each other! Fucking cheaters! Thats it, its the only rational explanation!derp wrote:
2011-07-05 09:48:50 - Bush of Obama: If you're telling the truth, red, why did you attack defenseless blue? [blue only had 1 army on only 1 territory, which didn't help red or blue get any country] You should have went directly after me instead.//
(don't say it's to end the game sooner, or else they'd have attacked that person in the beginning and avoided me)
Hmmm, I wonder how you knew it was a no spoils game, unless one of the 3 other players (4 of us) in this game, either told you,Crazyirishman wrote:Mr. Derp, if your teammate does not stand a chance of winning, even if he's played the worst possible game in CC history, you dont stand a chance of winning in a no spoils game unless you happen to be capable of mounting the most grand magfunkingnificent comeback in history by yourself. If your opponent attacks another player who happens to be on your team then, they are indirectly attacking you. In dubs, it would be poor strategy esp on a larger map like nordic countries for two player to randomly decide "lets only attack this one, the other guys won't know what to do."Bush of Obama wrote:No, it's why would the opponent attack a player who no longer stands a chance of winning AND is playing lousy anyway?Crazyirishman wrote:Translation: Why did you attack my weakened teammate? That makes no sense, in a team game why would you want to eliminate the weaker player and make the game end quicker when I am stronger than my teammate and can make this drag out longer? You must be allied with each other! Fucking cheaters! Thats it, its the only rational explanation!derp wrote:
2011-07-05 09:48:50 - Bush of Obama: If you're telling the truth, red, why did you attack defenseless blue? [blue only had 1 army on only 1 territory, which didn't help red or blue get any country] You should have went directly after me instead.//
(don't say it's to end the game sooner, or else they'd have attacked that person in the beginning and avoided me)
He looked up the games that you've played and found one that matched? Anyone with an account can see all da games.Bush of Obama wrote:Hmmm, I wonder how you knew it was a no spoils game, unless one of the 3 other players (4 of us) in this game, either told you,Crazyirishman wrote:Mr. Derp, if your teammate does not stand a chance of winning, even if he's played the worst possible game in CC history, you dont stand a chance of winning in a no spoils game unless you happen to be capable of mounting the most grand magfunkingnificent comeback in history by yourself. If your opponent attacks another player who happens to be on your team then, they are indirectly attacking you. In dubs, it would be poor strategy esp on a larger map like nordic countries for two player to randomly decide "lets only attack this one, the other guys won't know what to do."Bush of Obama wrote:No, it's why would the opponent attack a player who no longer stands a chance of winning AND is playing lousy anyway?Crazyirishman wrote:Translation: Why did you attack my weakened teammate? That makes no sense, in a team game why would you want to eliminate the weaker player and make the game end quicker when I am stronger than my teammate and can make this drag out longer? You must be allied with each other! Fucking cheaters! Thats it, its the only rational explanation!derp wrote:
2011-07-05 09:48:50 - Bush of Obama: If you're telling the truth, red, why did you attack defenseless blue? [blue only had 1 army on only 1 territory, which didn't help red or blue get any country] You should have went directly after me instead.//
(don't say it's to end the game sooner, or else they'd have attacked that person in the beginning and avoided me)
or unless you are one of them under another account name?
Skoffin wrote: So um.. er... I'll be honest, I don't know what the f*ck to do from here. Goddamnit chu.
Good question.Leehar wrote:If you are accusing them of cheating, why not open a C&A report to check if they're multi's or something?

my poor confused noobite. Once you are of an age to grow some, you may realise that there is a distinct difference between genitalia and pubic hair(bush). I don't think I should be taking the place of your school or parents by educating you on the facts of life. Lets just leave it as "when your older you'll understand". Don't wish to be seen to be corrupting a minor.Bush of Obama wrote:With my photo, I was not going to have a picture of Obama having female genitilia, "sorry" to disappoint you.

drunkmonkey wrote:I'm filing a C&A report right now. Its nice because they have a drop-down for "jefjef".
Exactly!jefjef wrote:RESPECT THE THREAD - STAY ON TOPIC!
Team games - team play.