only in america...

[40kguy]

A pizza can get to your house faster then a pizza

they have drive-up ATMs with braille

people order double chesse burgers, large fries, and a diet coke

[oVo]

they have drive-up ATMs with braille

Because some automobiles have back windows?

America also has drive thru windows for beer and mixed drinks (frozen beverages)
to accommodate drivers who are too drunk to walk into the store.

[PLAYER57832]

they have drive-up ATMs with braille

Because some automobiles have back windows?

America also has drive thru windows for beer and mixed drinks (frozen beverages)
to accommodate drivers who are too drunk to walk into the store.

correction, Texas has drive up windows for mixed drinks. Most other states outlaw this.

[Timminz]

A pizza can get to your house faster then a pizza

[keiths31]

A pizza can get to your house faster then a pizza

That doesn't make any sense...did you read what you typed there 40k?

[keiths31]

they have drive-up ATMs with braille

Obviously this is because the template for ATMs is the same for inside ATMs. Inside ATMs have braille for blind/hard of seeing people. This isn't hard to figure out.

people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke

People also drive to the gym, put their bikes on the front of buses, order a salad with a milkshake, masturbate while married and take more napkins than needed at restaurants. What's the point? Someone with diabetes can have a hamburger, but a cola with sugar can kill them. Some like the taste. Same reason some drink light beer.

I'm all for pointing out funny things Americans do, but these aren't even funny.

[BigBallinStalin]

A pizza can get to your house faster then [baking] a pizza [at home]

You guys lemme know if you need anything filled in. I'll be here alll Summer.

[Timminz]

A pizza can get to your house faster then [baking] a pizza [at home]

You guys lemme know if you need anything filled in. I'll be here alll Summer.

No no no. He obviously meant that if you order a pizzas from two different places, one will inevitably arrive faster than the other.

[Cypress333]

Its probably "A pizza can get to your house faster then an ambulance"

[Army of GOD]

they have drive-up ATMs with braille

Because some automobiles have back windows?

America also has drive thru windows for beer and mixed drinks (frozen beverages)
to accommodate drivers who are too drunk to walk into the store.

they have drive-up ATMs with braille

Obviously this is because the template for ATMs is the same for inside ATMs. Inside ATMs have braille for blind/hard of seeing people. This isn't hard to figure out.

people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke

People also drive to the gym, put their bikes on the front of buses, order a salad with a milkshake, masturbate while married and take more napkins than needed at restaurants. What's the point? Someone with diabetes can have a hamburger, but a cola with sugar can kill them. Some like the taste. Same reason some drink light beer.

I'm all for pointing out funny things Americans do, but these aren't even funny.

A pizza can get to your house faster then [baking] a pizza [at home]

You guys lemme know if you need anything filled in. I'll be here alll Summer.

[Falkomagno]

in not "then". Is "than"

[tkr4lf]

they have drive-up ATMs with braille

Because some automobiles have back windows?

America also has drive thru windows for beer and mixed drinks (frozen beverages)
to accommodate drivers who are too drunk to walk into the store.

correction, Texas has drive up windows for mixed drinks. Most other states outlaw this.

While in New Orleans I was able to get a mixed drink from a drive through. I have never once seen one of these in Texas. Ergo, you're a dumb cunt.

[oVo]

I first saw the drive thru booze in Louisiana where they placed a piece of tape over the straw hole --so you won't drink it in the car obviously-- and Texas has 'em too. Lots of states have beer stores with convenient drive up windows.

My last call for Jury Duty put me in the courtroom of a Driving While Intoxicated case. The defense attorney asked that anyone who has been convicted of a DWI please raise their hand and more than half of the potential jurors had their hands in the air. Since I was not a member of that distinguished group --with hands raised-- I was excused. Guess they really wanted a "jury of his peers" for the trial.

[ManBungalow]

A pizza can get to your house faster then a pizza

This also happens in the UK. Here is a graph to prove my point:

[40kguy]

Its probably "A pizza can get to your house faster then an ambulance"

Yea

[PLAYER57832]

they have drive-up ATMs with braille

Because some automobiles have back windows?

America also has drive thru windows for beer and mixed drinks (frozen beverages)
to accommodate drivers who are too drunk to walk into the store.

correction, Texas has drive up windows for mixed drinks. Most other states outlaw this.

While in New Orleans I was able to get a mixed drink from a drive through. I have never once seen one of these in Texas. Ergo, you're a dumb cunt.

When I was in Texas you had drive through Dagauri bars all over Galveston, etc. So, apparently not so dumb.

And.. try that in the rest of the south.

[john9blue]

A pizza can get to your house faster then a pizza

This also happens in the UK. Here is a graph to prove my point:

this looks legit

[jonesthecurl]

Its probably "A pizza can get to your house faster then an ambulance"

Yea

Must be a very unhealthy pizza:
pizza, then an ambulance...

[#1_stunna]

they have drive-up ATMs with braille

Because some automobiles have back windows?

America also has drive thru windows for beer and mixed drinks (frozen beverages)
to accommodate drivers who are too drunk to walk into the store.

correction, Texas has drive up windows for mixed drinks. Most other states outlaw this.

While in New Orleans I was able to get a mixed drink from a drive through. I have never once seen one of these in Texas. Ergo, you're a dumb cunt.

When I was in Texas you had drive through Dagauri bars all over Galveston, etc. So, apparently not so dumb.

And.. try that in the rest of the south.

I am pretty sure they keep the end of the straw wrapper on the straw so you don't drink it while driving, DUH!

Makes perfect since to all us Texans

[Nola_Lifer]

Correct term is Daiquiri not a dagauri and I've seen drive through liquor stores in TX but not daiquiri shops.

[oVo]

I've never seen a daiquiri shop... but there's absurd number
of frozen beverages out there.

Beyond daiquiri... margarita, long island iced tea, whiskey sour, piña colada...

[Army of GOD]

A pizza can get to your house faster then a pizza

This line makes for the POST OF THE YEAR (POTY) 2011, by the way.

[KoolBak]

Quickest pizza delivery here is 40 minutes; last time I chopped my fingers off the bambalance was here in 4 minutes.....I must live in the wrong part of "Only in Uhmericuh"

*typing with pinky*

[Buff McKagan]

Only in America can some very rich men argue with some other rich men about how to split $9 billion. But then probably can be applied to rich men (and women) everywhere. Except maybe in the depths of the Amazonian rain forest where some (toothless) men still barter with teeth. Or bones. Maybe. Possibly.