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JoshyBoy
Posts: 3750 Joined: Mon May 26, 2008 6:04 pm
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Location: In the gym. Yeah, still there.
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by JoshyBoy » Tue Jul 19, 2011 3:40 pm
"I'm really, honestly, not Victor Sullivan."
drunkmonkey wrote: I honestly wonder why anyone becomes a mod on this site. You're the whiniest bunch of players imaginable.
Ron Burgundy wrote: Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?
AndyDufresne
Posts: 24935 Joined: Fri Mar 03, 2006 8:22 pm
Location: A Banana Palm in Zihuatanejo
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by AndyDufresne » Tue Sep 20, 2011 9:36 am
'Babe, if only you had access to my control panel .'
--Andy
clapper011
Posts: 7208 Joined: Mon Feb 20, 2006 10:25 am
Gender: Female
Location: Ontario, Canada
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by clapper011 » Tue Sep 20, 2011 9:43 am
hey baby, ca I show you my paddle?
greenoaks
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by greenoaks » Tue Sep 20, 2011 9:55 am
look babe, i have a life. can we limit this back n forth to 20
ManBungalow
Posts: 3431 Joined: Sun Jan 13, 2008 7:02 am
Location: On a giant rock orbiting a star somewhere
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by ManBungalow » Tue Sep 20, 2011 11:23 am
I'd Rail Europe.
Army of GOD
Posts: 7192 Joined: Tue Feb 24, 2009 4:30 pm
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by Army of GOD » Tue Sep 20, 2011 4:46 pm
"No, baby, I told you already. I am not Victor Sullivan. I only have heard about him through friends."
...
"No, I promise I'm not"
squishyg
Posts: 2651 Joined: Sun Jan 04, 2009 11:05 pm
Gender: Female
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by squishyg » Tue Sep 20, 2011 10:04 pm
C'mon baby, I use protection. Absolutely no one has my password.
There is no fog rule and I am no gentleman.
Robinette wrote: Kaskavel wrote: Seriously. Who is the female conqueror of CC?
Depends on what metric you use...
The coolest is
squishyg
AndyDufresne
Posts: 24935 Joined: Fri Mar 03, 2006 8:22 pm
Location: A Banana Palm in Zihuatanejo
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by AndyDufresne » Wed Sep 21, 2011 9:00 am
'Babe, I didn't read your instructions , but who ever does? Let's just hop into a game and play.'
--Andy
BigBallinStalin
Posts: 5151 Joined: Sun Oct 26, 2008 10:23 pm
Location: crying into the dregs of an empty bottle of own-brand scotch on the toilet having a dump in Dagenham
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by BigBallinStalin » Wed Sep 21, 2011 4:06 pm
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I"M GOING TO RAPE YOU WITH MY DICE!!!!!
ManBungalow
Posts: 3431 Joined: Sun Jan 13, 2008 7:02 am
Location: On a giant rock orbiting a star somewhere
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by ManBungalow » Wed Sep 21, 2011 4:15 pm
Can I Checkers your Chinese?
Trevor33
Posts: 887 Joined: Fri Feb 10, 2006 1:30 am
Location: With the fairies.
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by Trevor33 » Wed Sep 21, 2011 5:40 pm
jpcloet wrote: Interested in earning a medal?
Gold.
BIGMEANIE
Posts: 137 Joined: Fri Mar 05, 2010 6:44 pm
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by BIGMEANIE » Thu Sep 22, 2011 2:22 pm
hey im done playing conquer club wanna do it
BIGMEANIE
Posts: 137 Joined: Fri Mar 05, 2010 6:44 pm
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by BIGMEANIE » Thu Sep 22, 2011 3:41 pm
why, you wanna play a trips/quads?
squishyg
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by squishyg » Tue Sep 27, 2011 11:25 pm
I will auto-assault you 'til you love me.
There is no fog rule and I am no gentleman.
Robinette wrote: Kaskavel wrote: Seriously. Who is the female conqueror of CC?
Depends on what metric you use...
The coolest is
squishyg
AndyDufresne
Posts: 24935 Joined: Fri Mar 03, 2006 8:22 pm
Location: A Banana Palm in Zihuatanejo
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by AndyDufresne » Wed Dec 28, 2011 3:45 pm
'Babe, you don't even have to wait five minute s for me to finish anymore...I can be done in one now.'
--Andy
AAFitz
Posts: 7270 Joined: Sun Sep 17, 2006 9:47 am
Gender: Male
Location: On top of the World 2.1
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by AAFitz » Wed Dec 28, 2011 7:00 pm
AndyDufresne wrote: 'Babe, you don't even have to wait five minute s for me to finish anymore...I can be done in one now.'
--Andy
you were done a long time ago.
I'm Spanking Monkey now....err...I mean I'm a Spanking Monkey now...that shoots milk
Too much. I know.
AndyDufresne
Posts: 24935 Joined: Fri Mar 03, 2006 8:22 pm
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by AndyDufresne » Tue Jan 24, 2012 10:14 am
'Babe, all your base belong to me.'
--Andy
Gen.LeeGettinhed
Posts: 535 Joined: Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:32 pm
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Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba (just south of El USA -- that's Spanish for The USA)
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by Gen.LeeGettinhed » Tue Jan 24, 2012 4:31 pm
"GLG, can I get in your mini tourney? I want to beat Offinthecorner"
clapper011
Posts: 7208 Joined: Mon Feb 20, 2006 10:25 am
Gender: Female
Location: Ontario, Canada
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by clapper011 » Tue Jan 24, 2012 5:19 pm
can I freestyle you all over the board?
smegal69
Posts: 991 Joined: Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:17 am
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Location: Doing Hard Time on "The ROCK", in the southern ocean
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by smegal69 » Tue Jan 24, 2012 7:17 pm
oh no, you need more protection at the back, other wise i will come in your back door and ravage you ❤
AndyDufresne
Posts: 24935 Joined: Fri Mar 03, 2006 8:22 pm
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by AndyDufresne » Wed Jan 25, 2012 9:52 am
smegal69 wrote: oh no, you need more protection at the back, other wise i will come in your back door and ravage you ❤
This could also be a post in the "Things you say about CC but not about a girlfriend" General Discussion topic probably, ha.
--Andy
Gen.LeeGettinhed
Posts: 535 Joined: Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:32 pm
Gender: Male
Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba (just south of El USA -- that's Spanish for The USA)
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by Gen.LeeGettinhed » Thu Jan 26, 2012 7:15 pm
we can do it if you wanna -- between Iberia-trips and Antactic-quads, but I can't spend the night -- there's a Speed Doodle-Ass tourney starting at 3AM that I can't miss.
DoomYoshi
Posts: 10728 Joined: Tue Nov 16, 2010 9:30 pm
Gender: Male
Location: Niu York, Ukraine
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by DoomYoshi » Thu Jan 26, 2012 9:43 pm
The only CC pick up line that works for me is:
I promise I only have a couple turns to take.
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Iron Butterfly
Posts: 2711 Joined: Sun Jan 20, 2008 2:10 pm
Location: New York City
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by Iron Butterfly » Thu Jan 26, 2012 10:19 pm
DoomYoshi wrote: The only CC pick up line that works for me is:
I promise I only have a couple turns to take.
You mean CC pick up lines work?
Whatever happened to "Hey I have a plus 4 vorpel sword. Wanna kill some orcs with me?"