Getting ****** on your first turn by a cook no less

[Blobby]

Game has been initialized
2011-10-10 19:54:07 - hartley received 4 troops for 14 regions
2011-10-10 19:54:12 - hartley deployed 4 troops on ?
2011-10-10 19:54:18 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:54:31 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:54:41 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:54:50 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:55:00 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:55:12 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:55:18 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:55:56 - hartley reinforced ? with 2 troops from ?
2011-10-10 19:55:56 - hartley ended the turn and got spoils
Game Chat

[Army of GOD]

I get fucked by a cook every morning. And then he makes me pancakes!

[jefjef]

Pounding the round 1 assault button appears to work for him about 16% of the time. I've had peeps pull that before and it actually worked for one of them. That isn't strategy - FOE the guy. I just did.

[Blobby]

But 3 vs 3, and then the rest to get 7 territories? By a sodding cook, o less, I defy anyone to match that.

[mviola]

I've faced this guy before and he usually just attacks until he's all ones across the board. Most of the time it doesn't work, but you got that rare time it does...

[White Moose]

It happens.
No reason to start a thread to complain about.

[Janomike]

I understand you beeing angry about that, but your rank (record) shows that you do not rely on luck, and his rank shows, that luck is his only chance! So pity the poor cook!

[oVo]

A 5 Round & 8 Round split. Did he use the same tactic in both games?

[trapyoung]

But 3 vs 3, and then the rest to get 7 territories? By a sodding cook, o less, I defy anyone to match that.

Game 1675072

10 > 7

[Bones2484]

I misread "cook" in the title of this thread.

[Stephan Wayne]

Game has been initialized
2011-10-10 19:54:07 - hartley received 4 troops for 14 regions
2011-10-10 19:54:12 - hartley deployed 4 troops on ?
2011-10-10 19:54:18 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:54:31 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:54:41 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:54:50 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:55:00 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:55:12 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:55:18 - hartley assaulted ? from ? and conquered it from Blobby
2011-10-10 19:55:56 - hartley reinforced ? with 2 troops from ?
2011-10-10 19:55:56 - hartley ended the turn and got spoils
Game Chat

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[Master Fenrir]

But 3 vs 3, and then the rest to get 7 territories? By a sodding cook, o less, I defy anyone to match that.

Game 1675072

10 > 7

Damn you, Trap. I know that game is in somebody's sig, but I blanked on the name.

[Foxglove]

But 3 vs 3, and then the rest to get 7 territories? By a sodding cook, o less, I defy anyone to match that.

Game 1675072

10 > 7

Damn you, Trap. I know that game is in somebody's sig, but I'm blanked on the name.

I believe the somebody is the recipient of the worst beat down in CC history.

[Blobby]

Thanks for the support and critics, I do apologise for the swearing, I was just so gob smacked & believe it or not, I was even laughing after his first time in utter amazement.

Army of God, good one

White Moose, You're right in a way, but it wasn't so much complaint, but to share the incredibility of it.

Janomike, Good point

oVo, I think he tried but it didn't work the second time, thank god, if it had I'd take up knitting!

trapyoung Unbelievable!

[Incandenza]

I misread "cook" in the title of this thread.

I just audibly snorted and coworkers are looking at me funny. Well played.

[trapyoung]

But 3 vs 3, and then the rest to get 7 territories? By a sodding cook, o less, I defy anyone to match that.

Game 1675072

10 > 7

Damn you, Trap. I know that game is in somebody's sig, but I'm blanked on the name.

I believe the somebody is the recipient of the worst beat down in CC history.

+1 Knight

[AndyDufresne]

Yowza, that is a good beatdown. I'm not sure which is my worst (in the sense of getting beat) or my best (in the sense of beating someone way above my rank)...Hm, I'll have to look into it sometime.


--Andy

[Gillipig]

FAMO is the only thing you can do. Although if I were you I'd let him join more games maybe even send a couple of invites because that is one poor strategy.