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riskllama wrote:Koolbak wins this thread.
Based on this in particular, it sounds like you have CC confused with another site.. but hey, we are probably better off without you.CHEWKY wrote:to the start of every single game! Dice rolls are sicker than ever!![]()
Cash in on cards is always the maximum, auto position?
DiM wrote:not only you lack the intelligence to realise CC offers 200 maps to please all kinds of people but you also have to insult me simply because i'm romanian. btw did you attend school at some point in your life? you're a 36 yo englishman that's having trouble spelling in english. i think you're the one who should go beggingbilly07 wrote:you can develope as many of those maps as you want, they are like vermin and have set about the rot for cc.DiM wrote:billy07 wrote:
some romanian called dip (can't remember his name) is to blame for the introduction of absolute shit maps.
i'm called DiM actually. great to see another satisfied customer. autograph sessions are arranged daily inside the foundry.
don't forget to try the latest steamworks map. it's the shittiest of them all.
also click my link for another shitty map that i'm currently developing.
i came here to play risk, not attack lots of neutrals. whoever gets the best dice early on wins, simple as that! you will never have any of those maps as an actual board game. you may however send your children to england to beg.
be proud of yourself

i doubt a frustrated chauvinist with severe intelligence flaws managed to convince somebody to marry him.notyou2 wrote: Don't piss him off too much as I hear he will take it out on his wife and surely, she doesn't deserve it.
Well there's always mail-order brides for guys like him... those chicks don't mind a little misogyny as long as you bring a fat paycheckDiM wrote:i doubt a frustrated chauvinist with severe intelligence flaws managed to convince somebody to marry him.notyou2 wrote: Don't piss him off too much as I hear he will take it out on his wife and surely, she doesn't deserve it.

We probably shouldn't goad him too much. He may abuse spank his kids with great vengeance and furious anger.natty_dread wrote:Well there's always mail-order brides for guys like him... those chicks don't mind a little misogyny as long as you bring a fat paycheckDiM wrote:i doubt a frustrated chauvinist with severe intelligence flaws managed to convince somebody to marry him.notyou2 wrote: Don't piss him off too much as I hear he will take it out on his wife and surely, she doesn't deserve it.
Nice use of the quote BBS.BigBallinStalin wrote:He may abuse spank his kids... with great vengeance and furious anger.
drunkmonkey wrote:I honestly wonder why anyone becomes a mod on this site. You're the whiniest bunch of players imaginable.
Ron Burgundy wrote:Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?
Pirlo on Sep 05 2011 wrote:17315
MrBenn on Oct 24 2011 wrote:16192 nowPirlo wrote:and now the scoreboard says 16637 instead of +17300 a couple of weeks ago!
Nov 7 2011: 17458Bruceswar on Oct 28 2011 wrote:over 17,000 now

drunkmonkey wrote:I honestly wonder why anyone becomes a mod on this site. You're the whiniest bunch of players imaginable.
Ron Burgundy wrote:Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?
drunkmonkey wrote:I honestly wonder why anyone becomes a mod on this site. You're the whiniest bunch of players imaginable.
Ron Burgundy wrote:Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?
Are they the Sims' redneck cousins?JoshyBoy wrote:Safe to say I'm abandoning this joke of a website for The Crims.
Yes.Army of GOD wrote:Are they the Sims' redneck cousins?JoshyBoy wrote:Safe to say I'm abandoning this joke of a website for The Crims.
drunkmonkey wrote:I honestly wonder why anyone becomes a mod on this site. You're the whiniest bunch of players imaginable.
Ron Burgundy wrote:Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?
Alright, Kid Moe. Ignoring the fact that improbable != impossible and your situation has a 1/10,000 chance of happening which isn't ridiculous, what do you think is wrong? Do you think lack is supporting defense for some reason? You can't use the "high ranking" or "premium" biases obviously because you're both.Kid Moe wrote:I can see why people are leaving this joke of a site......I just attacked 6 vs 1 lost all and then attacked 6 vs 1 and lost all again.......0-12......that is a statisical improbability my friends....It the great effort to make things legit around here it seems like things just keep getting worse and worse and worse........sadly I have to come to expect this from CC
What do you know about science and dice!?! You can't prove that there isn't a dice god, who is the CUBE GOD in disguise, wreaking havoc on Kid Moe's dice rolls. Obviously, the CUBE GOD is the culprit, and you're wrong times infinity.Army of GOD wrote:Alright, Kid Moe. Ignoring the fact that improbable != impossible and your situation has a 1/10,000 chance of happening which isn't ridiculous, what do you think is wrong? Do you think lack is supporting defense for some reason? You can't use the "high ranking" or "premium" biases obviously because you're both.Kid Moe wrote:I can see why people are leaving this joke of a site......I just attacked 6 vs 1 lost all and then attacked 6 vs 1 and lost all again.......0-12......that is a statisical improbability my friends....It the great effort to make things legit around here it seems like things just keep getting worse and worse and worse........sadly I have to come to expect this from CC
I wish I knew what the problem was. I have said ever since I joined this site the dice are not true. It's an old topic and I was just venting. I'm sure there is no bias. I wish lack would put a true formula for each dice roll that's all.....is that possible? I don't knowBigBallinStalin wrote:What do you know about science and dice!?! You can't prove that there isn't a dice god, who is the CUBE GOD in disguise, wreaking havoc on Kid Moe's dice rolls. Obviously, the CUBE GOD is the culprit, and you're wrong times infinity.Army of GOD wrote:Alright, Kid Moe. Ignoring the fact that improbable != impossible and your situation has a 1/10,000 chance of happening which isn't ridiculous, what do you think is wrong? Do you think lack is supporting defense for some reason? You can't use the "high ranking" or "premium" biases obviously because you're both.Kid Moe wrote:I can see why people are leaving this joke of a site......I just attacked 6 vs 1 lost all and then attacked 6 vs 1 and lost all again.......0-12......that is a statisical improbability my friends....It the great effort to make things legit around here it seems like things just keep getting worse and worse and worse........sadly I have to come to expect this from CC
HOW DARE YOU TAKE THE CUBE GODS NAME IN VAINBigBallinStalin wrote:What do you know about science and dice!?! You can't prove that there isn't a dice god, who is the CUBE GOD in disguise, wreaking havoc on Kid Moe's dice rolls. Obviously, the CUBE GOD is the culprit, and you're wrong times infinity.Army of GOD wrote:Alright, Kid Moe. Ignoring the fact that improbable != impossible and your situation has a 1/10,000 chance of happening which isn't ridiculous, what do you think is wrong? Do you think lack is supporting defense for some reason? You can't use the "high ranking" or "premium" biases obviously because you're both.Kid Moe wrote:I can see why people are leaving this joke of a site......I just attacked 6 vs 1 lost all and then attacked 6 vs 1 and lost all again.......0-12......that is a statisical improbability my friends....It the great effort to make things legit around here it seems like things just keep getting worse and worse and worse........sadly I have to come to expect this from CC


what does that have to do with CC declining? He is still one of the best players on the site, and a similar argument can be made for many in the top 250 too.TeeGee wrote:I don't know if CC is declining but it appears that our most infamous former conqueror is.. currently ranked 162nd on the scoreboard :O
basically every one of them does it at some point...TeeGee wrote:I don't know if CC is declining but it appears that our most infamous former conqueror is.. currently ranked 162nd on the scoreboard :O
Very true, but it's just so difficult to avoid poking fun at Blitz whenever we get the chance.ljex wrote:basically every one of them does it at some point...TeeGee wrote:I don't know if CC is declining but it appears that our most infamous former conqueror is.. currently ranked 162nd on the scoreboard :O