Spirit wizard summons rabbiton for +250 forum exp. points

[King_Herpes]

So I have this plan that I will see into fruition. And it involves your added visions and cognitive participation to materialize it and allow for it to indefinitely happen. Which I have complete faith that you will share with me my thought and gift it the most beautiful wings of creation. I'm going to produce a modern day marvel of entertainment. Yes folks I'm talking about reviving the only cc conqueror that didn't cheat, rabbiton! Not just bringing him back but then launching him into a multi million dollar music career!

One backed by the worlds hottest musical influences with highly sophisticated beats, ambiguous lyrics, poetic delivery, rhymatically complex rapping, clear pronunciation, surreal sound, a dry bass rift, synth riffs, light percussion fills, trippy soundscapes, subtle use of turntables and many other live audible varieties finally satiating the masses cries for quality!

I proudly introduce to all of you, rabbiton Music!



EMERGENCY HORN ACTIVATED!!! BARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBAAAARRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

'rabbiton music, ra-ra-rabbiton music'(pitched preferably quietly by a very attractive sounding exotic female)

Then you have to picture him wearing nothing but a firemans pants, a pair of Marc Jacob sunglasses, and an ungodly amount of jewelry while creeping around a neighborhood's corner in a riot tank filled with 50,000 gallons of water. The sheer presence of his magnificence seems to pull all woman out of their homes in nothing but a white t-shirt and hulahoop...

•He soaks them all calmly and effortlessly while blasting a new symphonic era of sound.
•He keeps his poise with his swagger on infinity, all the girls getting drenched are ecstatic.
•He delivers a timeless performance equipped with the lyrics of a generation.
•He provides hope for a new wave of musical genome projects.

...All while crawling at 3 miles an hour down a metro-politan street dumping out 50,000 gallons of game. G A M E that spells game.

'rabbiton music, ra-ra-rabbiton music'

EMERGENCY HORN RE-ACTIVATED!!!
BARRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Qwert]

nahhh,im to lazy to use translator.

[Stephan Wayne]

First off im pretty sure there is no one on this site who has not cheated at some point. good luck keeping this in GD

[demonfork]

First off im pretty sure there is no one on this site who has not cheated at some point. good luck keeping this in GD

When and how did you cheat?

[Stephan Wayne]

First off im pretty sure there is no one on this site who has not cheated at some point. good luck keeping this in GD

When and how did you cheat?

is that a joke im to stupid to figure it out i bet it is but who cares. Back awhile ago i made a muilt so i would get kick out and have to leave the site so i could then go kill myself however it didnt work out and i just spent the last 2 years in hospital.

Wow i just read that and it is a testament to my worthless grammer

[laughingcavalier]

nahhh,im to lazy to use translator.

Translator wouldn't help.
This does speak to my soul however.
How does Rabbiton fill out his fireman's trousers?

[rabbiton]

well, well, here i was all alone on christmas day (i don't celebrate it... nothing against christ, but i am anti-birthday), and i could swear i heard...

the siren call...

of the genetically deformed siren-king, the king of souls, the keeper of minds, the universal hush puppy himself...

king_scoops

thing is scoops, i haven't been here for weeks, bordering on years, going back in time well into the 20th century. yet today, i was pulled by a force greater than that that can be found lurking in the common toilet bowl.

a force of reason for a season without meaning.

btw scoopsy: the not cheating thing i just did as a joke. it wasn't for reals. it was like all the other stuff you and i did, down at the old general discussion forum. it was all just to get off, while a bunch of half-witted idiots danced around waving their word-hands and pretending they were on the in.

SO LET'S DANCE

ps: all my best to the corpses of your family on this special day.

[JOHNNYROCKET24]

I dint cheat either. Do a thread on me !

[King_Herpes]

King_Herpes +250 forum exp. points
rabbiton +250 forum exp. points
King_Herpes +250 forum attack points
JOHNNYROCKET24 -250 forum attack points

King_Herpes levels up to great white sorcerer!

There are very few authentic moments on social media. I noticed that in having you around, there are more of these occasional spasms of authenticity. So when you're near I suddenly get this lucid sense of how tenuous life is.

And so when you leave I remain ever hopeful, ever wishful like a high school girl dreaming of fitting into that perfect dress. That dress that accentuates every non-existing curve but instead not enough area to even house my sweater puppies. So that everyone can see how truly slutty I need to be. Because I want that dance rabbiton. And I say to you that you will have your chance in the back of your Dad's '57 Chevy. Also, my Mother and Father won't be coming home tonight...

*places hand on rabb's inner thigh*

There's just this special glow about you when you voice your thoughts. Always so solvent leaving prospects for our relationship to grow. So very positive and upbeat, I just love the vibes that writhe through my heart when I read your writings. And the tingles, oh the tingles!

[JoshyBoy]

The King is making this forum interesting again. Not that I understand half of it or where exactly he's coming from (some sort of mental institution is the odds on favourite down the bookies), but it kinda makes me want to start behaving and posting properly. Shame I've found a more enjoyable site to waste my time on.

[King_Herpes]

Rabbyzy's latest project with Seul, shit's hot lava son

With cut master rabbi(the microphone checker a.k.a. the microphone wrecker) on the 1's and 2's, the boundaries in which we frame our upcoming paradigm are limitless. I want you all in on this musical dynasty, and I vow to share all royalties fairly. Don't be so shy to get involved, your opinions are highly esteemed and any input is valued greatly. We need to continually comprise a better demographic of what the people want!

[rabbiton]

Rabbyzy's latest project with Seul, shit's hot lava son

With cut master rabbi(the microphone checker a.k.a. the microphone wrecker) on the 1's and 2's, the boundaries in which we frame our upcoming paradigm are limitless. I want you all in on this musical dynasty, and I vow to share all royalties fairly. Don't be so shy to get involved, your opinions are highly esteemed and any input is valued greatly. We need to continually comprise a better demographic of what the people want!

what? yeah, what.

and don't think "cookie" is not a metaphor for something far sexier... like my conqueror icon.

and if you're wondering how we (scoops and i) dance to it, think "waltz with flailing arms".