Going to the....loo?

DirtyDishSoap · Post by **DirtyDishSoap** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 10:37 am

gotta go feed the water bill

gethine · Post by **gethine** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 11:26 am

i need a wazz/brad pitt

i need a piss/shit

DirtyDishSoap · Post by **DirtyDishSoap** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 11:30 am

Gotta drop off the Klingon who was stuck at Uranus

millej11 · Post by **millej11** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 11:32 am

I have to go potty

btownmeggy · Post by **btownmeggy** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 11:58 am

Cynthia wrote:I say "jeg må bare på toalettet/do"

Oddly enough, the only bit of a Scandinavian language that I know has to do with this very subject... but I don't know how to spell it.

Jeg ska tissa, maybe.

That and "smatso".

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:32 pm

I usually say that I'm going for a brad, or that I'm just off to release the hounds. Others that I occaisionally use are pounding the porcelain, going to drop a load or maybe a quick visit to the trout pond (to land a 6lb bowel trout).

If I've got the urge to go I might say that Mr Brown is at the door or that I'm approaching Dresden, or simply state that I've gone into arse labour.

Cynthia · Post by **Cynthia** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:32 pm

btownmeggy wrote:
Cynthia wrote:I say "jeg må bare på toalettet/do"
Oddly enough, the only bit of a Scandinavian language that I know has to do with this very subject... but I don't know how to spell it.

Jeg ska tissa, maybe.

That and "smatso".

perfect!

Incandenza · Post by **Incandenza** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 1:56 pm

Ah, so many euphemisms for hitting the can, so little time...

dropping a deuce
nuking Nagasaki
pinching a loaf
I'm off to see a man about a horse
gotta go take a Wizzrobe (been saying that since I was a zelda-playing grommet)

And, of course, in polite company... "If you'd excuse me for but the briefest of moments"

There are also some first-rate lines for when you have to nip off to the bog as a result of illness or drink, such as...

gotta pray to the porcelain goddess
doing the watusi with the big white mama
I'm off for a technicolor yawn

And now I'm kinda grossing myself out a bit.

Guilty_Biscuit · Post by **Guilty_Biscuit** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 2:57 pm

From Spaced:

'I'm off to point the pink pistol at the porcelin firing range'

GreecePwns · Post by **GreecePwns** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 3:55 pm

For American Football fans, "I'm going to take the Browns to the Super Bowl."

dcowboys055 · Post by **dcowboys055** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 3:56 pm

I say "b-r-b"

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:19 am

Gotta go ride the white comet.

I'm going to stink up the place.

I'm going to ruin a perfectly good toilet.

Incandenza wrote:There are also some first-rate lines for when you have to nip off to the bog as a result of illness or drink, such as...

Reffering to your pal going for one of those.

He had to make a call on the big white phone, I think he's talking to Ralph.

sam_levi_11 · Post by **sam_levi_11** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:52 am

^^^^ the 2nd, 3rd are class. pmsl. wich is kind of apropriate

i dunno if its just company i hang round with but why is going to the toilet such a big deal, geeze.

anyway, "going for a slash/piss" is what i say when with my mates.
with female company i just say "im off to the toilet"

Kid_A · Post by **Kid_A** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 10:06 am

Cynthia wrote:I say "jeg må bare på toalettet/do"

DAZMCFC · Post by **DAZMCFC** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 10:12 am

Guilty_Biscuit wrote:From Spaced:

'I'm off to point the pink pistol at the porcelin firing range'

top program btw.
when in work and i need a piss it`s, i am going for a gypsies.

Stopper · Post by **Stopper** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 10:40 am

2dimes wrote:I'm going to stink up the place.

As a matter of good form - particularly if I've had a curry or certain other foods the night before - and I see another man about to enter the gent's at work, after I've just been there, I usually drop a subtle hint, such as "I'd give that ten minutes, if I were you, mate."

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 10:43 am

Just make a face and say, "Don't go in there."

mr. incrediball · Post by **mr. incrediball** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 10:53 am

i've gotta return a whale to the ocean

^^^made it up, kinda sucks

i just say i gotta go to the toilet

flashleg8 · Post by **flashleg8** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:00 pm

"I'm off to drain the lizard" is my preferred technical term for a slash though I knew a guy who would always say he was "off to shake hands with the unemployed" which cracked me up.

If you're in that potentially embarrassing position of needing a dump at work I prefer to use the term "I've got something urgent to download" - it just seems more appropriate in an office environment

Xaphan · Post by **Xaphan** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:09 pm

Gotta go feed Joe.

gordon1975 · Post by **gordon1975** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:10 pm

(im away to spend a penny) when being polite

red bull · Post by **red bull** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:37 pm

GreecePwns wrote:For American Football fans, "I'm going to take the Browns to the Super Bowl."

pancakemix · Post by **pancakemix** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:27 pm

GreecePwns wrote:For American Football fans, "I'm going to take the Browns to the Super Bowl."

That'll never happen

I don't say anything interesting, but my one friend says " I need to tame the sea monster."

willis · Post by **willis** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:35 pm

Doo Doo brown time

DAZMCFC · Post by **DAZMCFC** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 1:54 pm

if my sons about i say to my wife i am going for a poo.