Dice bitching threads

[natty dread]

Sorry, but I don't think you know what "random" means.

Sorry, I just think your an idiot.

Yeah? Maybe I am.

But that still doesn't improve your understanding of randomness...

[shieldgenerator7]

Sorry, but I don't think you know what "random" means.

Sorry, I just think your an idiot.

Yeah? Maybe I am.

But that still doesn't improve your understanding of randomness...

I think I agree with you here natty. THis guy doesn't seem to know what random means.

Welcome to the forums, creepbro! It's good to see you

[AslanTheKing]

Recent dice rolls (25 battles)

AslanTheKing 4.8 hotniks 4.7
Luck Avg Roll 1's 2's 3's 4's 5's 6's Luck Avg Roll 1's 2's 3's 4's 5's 6's
Assault -24% 2.91 2 3 2 2 2 0 +24% 4.10 1 2 0 2 2 3
Defend 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Total -24% 2.91 2 3 2 2 2 0 +24% 4.10 1 2 0 2 2 3
Overall dice rolls

AslanTheKing 4.8 hotniks 4.7
Luck Avg Roll 1's 2's 3's 4's 5's 6's Luck Avg Roll 1's 2's 3's 4's 5's 6's
Assault -24% 2.91 2 3 2 2 2 0 +24% 4.10 1 2 0 2 2 3
Defend 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Total -24% 2.91 2 3 2 2 2 0 +24% 4.10 1 2 0 2 2 3

its not the dicestats, they say nothing
but if i cant take australia with 6, 3 and 3 attacking from all sides only a 3 opponent, to have a nice spot and good start, what else?
if its random, how can u fail, attacking from 3 different places and losing all, opponent zero

[Gilligan]

Your dice are completely even, Aslan.

Your avg roll:
Atk 3.51
Def 3.50
All 3.51

Opponents avg roll:
Atk 3.51
Def 3.51
All 3.51

All 0%

[AslanTheKing]

Your dice are completely even, Aslan.

Your avg roll:
Atk 3.51
Def 3.50
All 3.51

Opponents avg roll:
Atk 3.51
Def 3.51
All 3.51

All 0%

yes gilligan, they are even statistically,
but as someone stated logically somewhere else,

whats the point of having terrible dice( like in trying to take australia in classic-which is 80 percent a gamewin),
and after losing australia getting good dice, where the opponent secured his bonus and outnumbering u every rd,
then at the end of the game you get good rolls, but opponent has already stacked up his defense, do you get my logic?
cause i dont get your statistic

( easy example if 50 percent of the population usa live in florida and 50 percent in alaska, then statistically the population of us is living in a `moderate`climate, but in reality 50 percent are freezing there a++ off and 50 percent having a nice suntan, and u know how nice summer in alaska is

[chang50]

Your dice are completely even, Aslan.

Your avg roll:
Atk 3.51
Def 3.50
All 3.51

Opponents avg roll:
Atk 3.51
Def 3.51
All 3.51

All 0%

yes gilligan, they are even statistically,
but as someone stated logically somewhere else,

whats the point of having terrible dice( like in trying to take australia in classic-which is 80 percent a gamewin),
and after losing australia getting good dice, where the opponent secured his bonus and outnumbering u every rd,
then at the end of the game you get good rolls, but opponent has already stacked up his defense, do you get my logic?
cause i dont get your statistic

But why would that scenario happen to you more than anyone else?Is it totally inconcievable to you that you might,just might,be tactically wanting?I speak as a player who has many weaknesses and willingly acknowledges them.In 4700 games I've inevitably had the shitty end of the stick a few times,but not once,and anyone can check this,have I cried about it.There are way more important things to get upset about..
( easy example if 50 percent of the population usa live in florida and 50 percent in alaska, then statistically the population of us is living in a `moderate`climate, but in reality 50 percent are freezing there a++ off and 50 percent having a nice suntan, and u know how nice summer in alaska is

[AslanTheKing]

But why would that scenario happen to you more than anyone else?Is it totally inconcievable to you that you might,just might,be tactically wanting?I speak as a player who has many weaknesses and willingly acknowledges them.In 4700 games I've inevitably had the shitty end of the stick a few times,but not once,and anyone can check this,have I cried about it


Maybe cause i hate losing? and i care if i lose? you had the shitty stick in 4700 games, i had them with 500, and if this goes on i will have your rank
and your points in 5000 games, and i dont like that rank, get it? it wouldnt make me happy, no success,
i have a goal, and i do my best to get better, if i dont get better, i want wasting my time- lets say trying 5000 games,
and just look at the scoreboard, there are even freebees with 250 games only at the top, now whats your message?
they are so much better strategically then u? ( or me) with this dice you dont need strategy anymore, just roll 6 all the time and roll 3 when the others have 2 or 1 dice,
i like also playing chess , and i win alot ( never complained there at the dice

[shieldgenerator7]

lshicastr of course you don't complaim about dice in chess... there is none! lol

BTW what chess site do you play?

[natty dread]

you don't complaim about dice in chess... there is none!

No shit

[jimboston]

I have some Dice Bitches for you...

[jimboston]

or is this a better dice-bitch???

[pickleofdoom]

My dice bitch at me a lot. Every time I take my turn my little cubic tormentors complain like hell.

Nasty dice.

I think i will lock them in a drawer in future.

[shieldgenerator7]

you don't complaim about dice in chess... there is none!

No shit

lshicastr natty your comment made me laugh

[AslanTheKing]

we in europe play chess with dice, but if u complain about the dice - then they are taken away- and then youre in deep trouble.

[AslanTheKing]

jimboston, i didnt want to reply, but i have to

you have really bad taste, i mean really bad taste

[AslanTheKing]

lshicastr of course you don't complaim about dice in chess... there is none! lol

BTW what chess site do you play?

jimbostonchess.eu

[nippersean]

I have some Dice Bitches for you...

Crikey, you could tile my whole bathroom with those teeth

[shieldgenerator7]

I went to jimbostonchess.eu it didn't work. Is there some kind of backdoor I'm not aware of?

[chang50]

But why would that scenario happen to you more than anyone else?Is it totally inconcievable to you that you might,just might,be tactically wanting?I speak as a player who has many weaknesses and willingly acknowledges them.In 4700 games I've inevitably had the shitty end of the stick a few times,but not once,and anyone can check this,have I cried about it


Maybe cause i hate losing? and i care if i lose? you had the shitty stick in 4700 games, i had them with 500, and if this goes on i will have your rank
and your points in 5000 games, and i dont like that rank, get it? it wouldnt make me happy, no success,
i have a goal, and i do my best to get better, if i dont get better, i want wasting my time- lets say trying 5000 games,
and just look at the scoreboard, there are even freebees with 250 games only at the top, now whats your message?
they are so much better strategically then u? ( or me) with this dice you dont need strategy anymore, just roll 6 all the time and roll 3 when the others have 2 or 1 dice,
i like also playing chess , and i win alot ( never complained there at the dice

Clearly your ambition outstrips your ability and this makes you unhappy,so stick to chess.Not everyone needs to be very successful to enjoy a game,these people deserve not to have their fun spoiled by constant whining..

[AslanTheKing]

Clearly your ambition outstrips your ability and this makes you unhappy,

what kind of ability are u talking about? losing 12 vs 3 to get australia, okay i understand u now, your ability is attacking the vs3 with 30 troops to
be on the strategicaly safeside, i had my fun, played losts of 2vs2 games, speedgames and destroyed my points ( that was fun),
if i wanted to be at 2000 points i would be doing the same like many here, terminator, flatrate, or fog of war with another guy sharing the points,
ive been a good sport in my games, why dont u send me 5 games and we just play- after all this site is about playing, not talking unconstuctive nonsense.

[AslanTheKing]

and to make it very dicedependent , set up 5 classic games , all flatrate, im looking forward to fun with u, mr 5000 games 1300 points

[chang50]

and to make it very dicedependent , set up 5 classic games , all flatrate, im looking forward to fun with u, mr 5000 games 1300 points

Firstly I cannot set up 5 games,even if I wanted to,as a freemium,and secondly the results of 5 games would have absolutely no bearing on anything,either of us could win all 5 and it would make no difference to my opinion.Thirdly,I would not enjoy it,the reason I play is for enjoyment believe it or not.So Mr.Crybaby it ain't gonna happen.
Just occurred to me, even if you lost all 5 you would say it was your bad luck or my good luck or something other than gg opponent.
p.s. I have neither played 5000 games,nor scored as few as 1300 points for approx. 3 years.You talk about unconstructive nonesense but cannot get a couple of easily checked details correct..

[AslanTheKing]

i apologize, mr Score:1591Games:4732,
ill see u again when youve reached 1200

[chang50]

i apologize, mr Score:1591Games:4732,
ill see u again when youve reached 1200

If that were to happen it would be entirely down to my inadequacies as a tactician,I would accept it like an adult..

[AslanTheKing]

sounds all fine to me, i dont know what tactics u use, but if u dont mind now, i would like to tacticaly ignore u like an adult.