WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

DirtyDishSoap · Post by **DirtyDishSoap** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:03 pm

doubt i'll be on after this post
later all
take care
dont do anything i wouldnt do

wiggybowler · Post by **wiggybowler** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:05 pm

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Don't leave DDS

Shadowstar · Post by **Shadowstar** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:17 pm

ANTHRAX!

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:19 pm

hey hey hey hecter

pancakemix · Post by **pancakemix** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:20 pm

Happy St. George's Day (UK), spammers.

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:28 pm

Floridian

(never cares about anything)

Shadowstar · Post by **Shadowstar** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:29 pm

Floridian as well, but good for you

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:43 pm

what else is up peeps

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:49 pm

hecter wrote:Nothing much. You?

ah the usual hecter work and school with the occasional hooka
Not mine of course cause it is broken

Living the life

I saw Hot Fuzz Recently it was ILL

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:59 pm

mine that I broke was hand made in Israel and made with marble

It pains me that it is destroyed

*sad laughing*

so I was watching you and that hitler chap go at it last night Lucky the mods locked down all his threads

willis · Post by **willis** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:08 pm

my cousins blow glass and make things........

Cynthia · Post by **Cynthia** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:19 pm

Evening

*nods*

derfderf34 · Post by **derfderf34** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:21 pm

willis wrote:my cousins blow glass and make things........

can they blow a spamalot plaque and send it into the computor

derfderf34 · Post by **derfderf34** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:22 pm

or just make it and take a picture

willis · Post by **willis** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:22 pm

RAINBOWS
[size=0]I am so bored right now......[/size]

derfderf34 · Post by **derfderf34** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:24 pm

oh ya 444

lets do the 4 dance...

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Cynthia · Post by **Cynthia** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:25 pm

4 $\:D/$ 4 $\:D/$ 4 $\:D/$ 4 $\:D/$ 4

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:25 pm

hecter wrote:Dude, no… It's okay man… It's okay *hugs*

*hugs back*

Pipe smoking now but I will Recover

derfderf34 · Post by **derfderf34** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:25 pm

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:26 pm

Cynthia wrote:4 $\:D/$ 4 $\:D/$ 4 $\:D/$ 4 $\:D/$ 4

Cythias is getting excited

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:27 pm

derfderf34 wrote:

If your drooling watch the sofa

derfderf34 · Post by **derfderf34** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:28 pm

sorry

derfderf34 · Post by **derfderf34** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:31 pm

Vincent M wrote:KING OF THE spamiknights PRAISE HECTER

HIP HIP

HORRAY

King : hecter (premium)
Queen: Cynthia (premium)

Head Knights (Mods) :

Vincent M (premium)
DirtyDishSoap

Knights:

static_ice (premium)
Skittles!
Aries
willis
I GOT SERVED
wiggybowler
jnd94
duday53
derfderf34
Dancing Mustard
Iliad
wcaclimbing
Huguenots
Warrior987
Puff

Colaalone is The Picture Spammer
Shadowstar, the Swordsman of Spam
Ehriggn is the "Rogue Paladin, Ally of Spamalot"
Whispered of Spamalot: Xayath
Apprentice: parno4u
Court Artist: Telvannia, Spinwizard
Village idiot : diddle (he did this upon request...... idiot)

EVENTS:
1000th post: http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... &start=990
Witness the 100 page party : http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... start=1455

# of Victories for SPAMALOT as of 3/14/07 = 2

hecter wrote:A long long time ago, before my time, lack created forums. But, they were spammed so much, that everybody hated them. And so, the social lounge was created. But, when all the spammers moved there, it overloaded the matrix, and crashed the entire site! And so, lack created Social Lounge II, and said "Let there be Spam!", because this one was bigger, faster, and stronger than before. But, to make sure that the site doesn't crash on us again, Andy keeps us spammers in place with his deadly trout.

And so is the story of the Social Lounge. Use your newfound knowledge wisely young spammer.

The Challenge of the Black Knight, By redbull, edited by hecter wrote:As the party goes on inside Spamalot just outside the castle in the darkness stands alone, one knight brave and ready for a fight. Looking at the bright lights and listening to the laughing and crying, he is intent on his job he walks toward the castle gate. As the king and queen retire for the night and the darkness falls upon the castle the lone knight steadly climbs the west wall of the city, not a soul sees the danger that comes towards them. Slowly he climbs over the wall and drops into the court yard. The noise gets louder and louder as he approches the great hall, but still no one sees him. His black amour glints in the pale moon light at the door stands two drunk gaurds. He easly subdues the drunkards and moves on. As the knight enters the hall the light slightly blinds him but for a second only. He draws his sword and the hall was completely silent except for the muffled sounds of mice running here and there as each man and woman sees the knight in the doorway. One of the knights then grabs for his sword but it was not there. He was to drunk to realize it was sitting beside him and the knight seeing this action quickly grabbed the sword off the bench and held his to the drunkards neck and says "I suggest you fetch your king before I send you to your grave." The man did so and not to long later the king of Spamalot entered the room half dressed and sweaty, his sword hung loosely from his side, with ale on the kings breath and stains on his shirt the king half leaning on his sword for support looks at the Black Knight standing in front of him. "What do you want in my court!" the king bellowed. The knight bowed mockingly and said in in turn "I have come to kill…" The king stared blankly back at him "Who have you come to kill?" the king asks, with a hint of fear on his voice. "You" he replied quietly as the king stands there in distres. From this tall dark knight with hair the color of a chestnut and skin as smooth as ivory the knight speaks with almost a chuckel in his voice saying "I red bull the free roaming knight challenges you king hecter to a match of 5 games of war! Will you except? If so I shall chose 3 maps that I favor most and you shall chose 2 the winner gets lady Cynthia's hand." He glances at the queen and gets lost in her eyes and for a moment he finds him self caught off gaurd. Her eyes wild like the winds on the plains her hair lightly tosing in the breeze he falls silent for a moment, and then redirects his glance at hecter. "What is your answer?" The Black Knight asks hastly. The king replied "I will meet you in battle with my knights, but the throne will always be mine, as well as Cynthia. It doesn't matter what the battle of the outcome is, that will not change. It will be for glory only." Then the Black Knight looks up and says "Fine…"
the current sigs for SPAMALOT

Rules Stated by King Hecter Himself as of March 14 2007 :
hecter wrote: I have an anouncement!
From now on, we shall live in the castle Anthrax! Among us will be the lovely ladies between the ages of 16 and 19. If you break the rules of the castle, you will be spanked by every one of these girls! You must also stay away from Cynthia! Now, carry on spamming.

hecter wrote:I have an anouncement!
Everybody try not to spam to to much. People seem to be getting angry, so lay low for a little while. I myself will try to do the same.

hecter wrote:I have an anouncement!
I have found our mascot! I apologize to the artist, but he has not been around lately. Anyway, here he is!

Sig Code of (the Spam man) Provided by king hecter himself
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[url=http://tinyurl.com/2px2z9][img]http://209.85.48.12/6166/147/emo/1403.gif[/img][/url]
If you own SPAM media that is worthy to the first post pm hecter the link if he approves pm me the link.

SPAM Videos : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODshB09FQ8w http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4tWBILtrSU

SPAM Pictures :
^^^^Is this what it feels like when we Spam

^^^^^The World Runs on SPAM

SMILE AT MY SPAM (the band)

What is Spam:

SPAM

Unsolicted emails, most of which offer penis extensions under wordings to avoid filters, such as "exp and y00r man - rod" or "giv e her good lu ving with huu uuge man - st i ck"

According to all my spam emails, each extending my penis up to 4" , I could potentially have a penis approximately 4 miles long.

1. Canned meat. Extremely cheap (considering)
2. Unsolicited mail/e-mail sent out in mass quantities. Usually not even addressed by name to the person who receives it.
3. In gaming, refers to a player who throws grenades indiscriminately, many at a time. Generally an issue in Team Fortress. Although lately has been expanded to include any overused gun/combo/move/tactic/etc .

"Grilled Spam is great."
"I get over thrity spam mails a week in my hotmail account."
"Way to spam the room buddy. You throw enough nades that time?"

The AIDS equivalent for the internet. No known cures.

Spam is pretty useless.

To rapidly post the same line in a chat room consecutively

Uber: Quit Spamming Chat Noob
Noob: u hav no lyfe
Noob: u hav no lyfe
Noob: u hav no lyfe

spam stands for
Stupid
Pointless
Annoying
Messages

"I spamed the perverts the other day, and now they're really pissed off!"

edited 78 times in total... thats a lot

Cynthia · Post by **Cynthia** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:35 pm

u hav no lyfe

derfderf34 · Post by **derfderf34** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:36 pm

WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT. HAIL HECTER KING OF SPAMALOT....JOI