"MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!" boomed a very loud voice.
"What's that?" Applebloom asked, hiding behind Applejack.
"It's none other than-" Twilight was cut off.
"
DISCORD muahaha!" The evil voice laughed heavily. "You thought you could outsmart me did you?"
"I thought this whole thing was over already!" fumed Twilight. "Well, I thought we had just about gotten to the bottom of it."
"Game over, Twilight Sparkle," wooed Discord. "You had your chance to hunt me down, but you foolishly let me stay in your midsts. Now I will rule over all of Equestria!"
"No you won't!" Twilight shot back. "We'll use the Elements of Harmony on you just like last time!"
"Haha, don't try that again." Discord scolded. "Three of your friends required for that are unconscious, and I can be sure they never awake...."
"Huh-" Twilight gasped. She hated to admit defeat, but there was nothing she could do. With the feeling of defeat evident in Twilight's eyes, Discord knew now was the time to strike.
nagerous - aka Twilight Sparkle Town Cop has been kidnapped!
"Ah come on, Twilight, it's just Discord." taunted Rainbow Dash. "I can take him."
"Take me?" thought Discord. "I'd love to see you try."
Rainbow Dash flew quickly and gave a quick uppercut right under Discord's jaw.
"
OWWWW!!" Discord gave off a big sound of pain. "You are such a royal pain!"
"A pain," said Rainbow Dash. "But not royal." She flew at thunder-speed underneath Discord and grabbed him by the tail, knocking him on his face. "Take that!"
"Oh don't be so confident," moaned Discord. "I was completely just acting to make you feel cocky."
"Wha?" Rainbow Dash could barely get a word out as Discord created a cottoncandy cloud and imprisoned Rainbow Dash in it.
"You won't get away with this!" screamed Rainbow Dash as she struggled helplessly to get out.
TFO - aka Rainbow Dash Town Doctor has been endgamed!
"What's happening to everypony?!" screamed Applebloom as she backed away, trying in vain to find Applejack.
"Only the same that will happen to you..." said Discord evilly.
Applebloom was caught in a funnel of wind that spun endlessly in circles. "Applejack! Applejack!" cried Applebloom. However, AJ was stuck in her own trap of misfortune....
sheepofdumb, aka Applebloom CMC Treehouse Builder has been endgamed!
"You're not going t hurt anypony, are you?" asked Pinkie Pie.
"Who me?" asked Discord. "Of course not. I'm just going to have a little fun with them."
"Okie Dokie Lokie." said Pinkie Pie, walking over to the cotton candy prison cell of Rainbow Dash.
"Pinkie!" retorted Rainbow Dash. "How could you?"
"Chocolate rain and cotton candy clouds!" exclaimed Pinkie, munching endlessly on RBD's prison.
"Haha," laughed Discord. "I knew it was a good idea grabbing you Pinkie. You're so entertaining and so deliciously random."
Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes as Pinkie Pie went and did her own thing.
Haggis, aka Pinkie Pie Cult Kidnapper has won!
Discord eventually made his way to Canterlot and easily dethroned Celestia and Luna. He even got past Shining Armor and Princess Cadence, with Pinkie's help. He sat proudly on the Canterlot throne and looked over the land of Equestria that he had so ingeniously conquered. "Someday, Pinkie Pie, someday..."
"Someday what?" asked Pinkie Pie, nobly sitting beside Discord.
"Someday I will eventually make chaos perfect." He turned to Pinkie. She wasn't there. "Pinkie?"
"I'm just making sure Twilight is doing alright after I kidnapped her."
Discord smirked rolled his eyes. "You're so random, Pinkie Pie."
Pinkie giggled, as she offered Twilight some cupcakes.
Discord ruled Equestria for the next age or so, having little to no conflicts with the ponies he tormented. The occasional uprising was a nice little challenge for him to have fun beating. He thought on and on about how wonderfully fun everything he had done is.
Dazza, aka Discord, Cult Leader / JOAT has won!
THE END