Things I don't understand

[Army of GOD]

1. People who get sex changes
2. People who vote for a presidential nominee just because they don't want the other nominee to win
3. People who like pugs or think they're cute
4. People who want to save the dolphins or whales
5. Vegetarians
6. Why my parents decided to have kids when they're both short



more to come

[Haggis_McMutton]

quantum mechanics

[Phatscotty]

HAHA! I might date a short girl, but I won't give her my seed. Gotta be at least 5'7 to get deez

[Army of GOD]

quantum mechanics

was going to put this.

I know how to calculate certain things, but if you were to ask me what they meant


lolidk

[Haggis_McMutton]

[Army of GOD]

7. People who think the NBA games are fixed
8. Keynesian economics
9. Why China and India suck at most sports despite having the largest populations

[Army of GOD]

haha my favorite thing during my quantum class was when my professor admitted he didn't even know what he was talking about

[Haggis_McMutton]

magnets

[huamulan]

I'm always baffled by atheists.

[Army of GOD]

10. why car commercials are the most boring

[huamulan]

Actually, I'm also really, really confused by the idea of anal sex. Why does any man want someone else's shit on his dick?

[Haggis_McMutton]

tide comes in, tide goes out, never a miscommunication

[huamulan]

Who can explain that?

[Army of GOD]

Actually, I'm also really, really confused by the idea of anal sex. Why does any man want someone else's shit on his dick?

You think that's bad??



how about people that EAT OUT ANOTHER PERSONS BUTTHOLE

[huamulan]

Sometimes I think that old men are correct when they say the world used to be a better place.

[Haggis_McMutton]

Actually, I'm also really, really confused by the idea of anal sex. Why does any man want someone else's shit on his dick?

You think that's bad??



how about people that EAT OUT ANOTHER PERSONS BUTTHOLE

If you're going that route why not just shoot straight for http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprophagia

Sometimes I think that old men are correct when they say the world used to be a better place.

Look up the Marquis de Sade's books please.

[Army of GOD]

Actually, I'm also really, really confused by the idea of anal sex. Why does any man want someone else's shit on his dick?

You think that's bad??



how about people that EAT OUT ANOTHER PERSONS BUTTHOLE

If you're going that route why not just shoot straight for http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprophagia

Sometimes I think that old men are correct when they say the world used to be a better place.

Look up the Marquis de Sade's books please.

I wonder if there's anyone who's going to 1-up you

[huamulan]

I'm going to completely double-back on myself and say that now I've thought again I imagine having my anus licked would be fun.

The kind of person who would do the licking is not someone I'd wish to meet unaccompanied though.

[Timminz]

I'm going to completely double-back on myself and say that now I've thought again I imagine having my anus licked would be fun.

The kind of person who would do the licking is not someone I'd wish to meet unaccompanied though.

Or kiss.

[nietzsche]

In the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go ass to mouth

[Lootifer]

1. People who get sex changes

Pretty sure its widely accepted that some people are just born the wrong sex. Its not something that science is ever likely to prove in the traditional sense, but it seems pretty common. Imagine your self, exactly as you are (same aspirations, sexual desires etc etc), but instead you had the body of a woman; after you're done furiously masterbating for a couple of weeks you'd prob come to the conclusion that you'd rather a mans body.

2. People who vote for a presidential nominee just because they don't want the other nominee to win

The blame for those people rest squarely on the head of the 2 party system. When you have such a binary choice there are always going to be parts of the population who want neither party to win yet feel one is less worse than the other; what you have stated is just an extension of that.

3. People who like pugs or think they're cute
5. Vegetarians

Different folks, different strokes. I completely agree though, fucking weirdos

4. People who want to save the dolphins or whales

Preventing species from going extinct is a fairly noble goal. Sure dont set fire to the entire world just to save one species; but a little compassion for our bretherns in the animal kingdom is a good thing, imo.

6. Why my parents decided to have kids when they're both short

Yeh tell me about it. In fact the fuckers should have known that i'd like track and field and purchased the jizz n eggs from some black sprint champions...

What I don't understand:
1) Extremism
2) People who buy only organic food
3) The point in vegan-friendly sausages
4) Why people like Keeping up with the Kardashians and its followups.

[Army of GOD]

1. People who get sex changes

Pretty sure its widely accepted that some people are just born the wrong sex. Its not something that science is ever likely to prove in the traditional sense, but it seems pretty common. Imagine your self, exactly as you are (same aspirations, sexual desires etc etc), but instead you had the body of a woman; after you're done furiously masterbating for a couple of weeks you'd prob come to the conclusion that you'd rather a mans body.

Would you understand if someone wished to become another species?

Like, say tgd felt like a dolphin (thus, making him a Lawfin [from South Park]).

[Lootifer]

Kinda depends on what you mean by understand.

Having not personally experienced the feelings i will never completely understand, but I feel I can sorta-kinda-maybe-understand these kinds of things by trying to see things through their eyes.

Ive never run accross any stories of people who wanted to become a dolphin outside of south park (thou to be fair that IS a great social reference point) so I find it hard to imagine life through their eyes.

[Haggis_McMutton]

1. People who get sex changes

Pretty sure its widely accepted that some people are just born the wrong sex. Its not something that science is ever likely to prove in the traditional sense, but it seems pretty common. Imagine your self, exactly as you are (same aspirations, sexual desires etc etc), but instead you had the body of a woman; after you're done furiously masterbating for a couple of weeks you'd prob come to the conclusion that you'd rather a mans body.

Would you understand if someone wished to become another species?

Hey AoG, why do you hate the tiger man?

[shieldgenerator7]

I understandpeople naturally want to preserve things, but trying to save a species from extinction is like trying to keep an old man from dying of old age. Sure, don't go killing them to help them go extinct, but if they're naturally going extinct in the wild don't meddle with it.

What also upsets me a tad is the government introducing genetically modified fish IN THE WILD. This srsly messes with the ecosystem and makes natural species go extinct quicker. The problem with this is that THE GOVERNMENT CONTROLS it. I don't know about you, but I don't really want the wild animals running around to be genetically modified by the government.

Then again, having a living zoo of the last surviving members of a near-extinct species would be kind of cool. If it had been started way back in ancient times, we could have living samples of dinosaurs!!! Wouldn't that be COOL?!

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