the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

SMITH197 · Post by **SMITH197** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:26 pm

psst, hey rock, thats a guinea pig...

qeee1 · Post by **qeee1** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:32 pm

Johnny, don't triple post.

Smithy, don't presume things about my life you don't know.

I always wanted to be part of a mob...

SMITH197 · Post by **SMITH197** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:40 pm

i think johnny puts it best with "meh"

qeee1 · Post by **qeee1** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:42 pm

What are we talking about, your performance in bed?

Risk_06 · Post by **Risk_06** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:42 pm

#87 Four people are suspected of stealing a diamond from a museum. If one of their statements are true, and one is false, who is the thief?

Bo said: It was Bo. It wasn't Roman.
Roman said: It was Kate. It wasn't Bo.
John said: It was Roman. It wasn't Kate.
Kate said: It was John. It was Bo.

Broomy, when you say: "If one of their statements are true, and one is false, who is the thief?", does that mean that at least one of their statements are true, and at least one of their statements are false?

Machiavelli · Post by **Machiavelli** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:47 pm

areyouincahoots wrote:Why must you all be so mean to SMITHY? This is really getting out of hand.

You are all (except SMITHY, of course) on my list...the bad one.

Machiavelli wrote:I'll save you smithy.

**Pushes Johny away*

Why dont you pick on somebody your own size?:twisted:

***Eagerly awaits brownie points from Cahoots***

And Im still waiting for those brownie points!

Kylie · Post by **Kylie** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:51 pm

the reason we mess with him is cause he excepts it i think he enjoys it lol plus it passes the time

Machiavelli · Post by **Machiavelli** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:57 pm

And it makes the thread longer.

Kylie · Post by **Kylie** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:59 pm

YAY Im on the bad list!!!1Hey santa really likes the bad girl list lol

Machiavelli · Post by **Machiavelli** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:01 pm

And now Highborn has an excuse to you.

Kylie · Post by **Kylie** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:02 pm

do what??

Machiavelli · Post by **Machiavelli** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:07 pm

$pank you

My computer sensors the mildest words. Or maybe I just dont know how to talk.

Risk_06 · Post by **Risk_06** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:07 pm

mrdexter wrote:#81 - number 3

If middle card is number 2, left hand card must be 1, right hand must be 10
If middle card is number 4, right hand card must be 6 as if it is 5 the left hand card must also be 4. If right hand card is 6 then left hand card is 3.
If middle card is 5, right hand card must be 6, left hand card must be 2.

Nooo...if middle card is 5, the right hand card could also be 7, and the left hand card would be 1.

If the middle card is 3, the right hand card could be 8 or 9, while the left hand card would be 2 or 1, so your answer is wrong!

So let's see if combo 2/5/6 works:
Lefthand person looks and finds 2. Possibilities are 2/3/8, 2/4/7, and 2/5/6.
Right hand finds 6. Possibilities are 2/5/6 and 3/4/6.
Middle person looks, and finds 5. Possibilities are 1/5/7 and 2/5/6, so this combo should be it!

Middle number: 5

EDIT: Whoops, wrong number. *changes typo*
EDIT #2: *kicks grammatical error*

Machiavelli · Post by **Machiavelli** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:07 pm

I wrote this poem to help Smithy feel better:

Needles are sharp,
So is broken glass.
Dont worry about Johny,
He's just an A$$

Kylie · Post by **Kylie** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:09 pm

dang your like a little sex freak arnt ya lol

Machiavelli · Post by **Machiavelli** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:12 pm

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:12 pm

I break the horrible news to you all that the world is going to end on Monday... and I come back and see what first!

dang your like a little sex freak arnt ya lol

Well....I always knew there would be a lot of that going on...a lot of guys getting it finally... 'Maybe if the world ends and we are all going to die...maybe then.'

--Andy

Machiavelli · Post by **Machiavelli** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:17 pm

How old are you Andy, that you wouldn't want to get some right before the world ended?

Kylie · Post by **Kylie** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:24 pm

lol yeah if i knew the world was ending i would smoke some erb and have alot of sex proly eat a shit of ice cream lol

Machiavelli · Post by **Machiavelli** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:27 pm

MMMM... Icecream

SMITH197 · Post by **SMITH197** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 9:09 pm

oh...i feel left out now...

Banana Stomper · Post by **Banana Stomper** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 9:13 pm

a shit of icecream doesn't sound very appetizing, but whatever you want to do with the last moments of your life, go for it.

SMITH197 · Post by **SMITH197** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 9:21 pm

yummm...a shit of ice cream...

gloryordeath · Post by **gloryordeath** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 9:30 pm

AndyDufresne wrote: I break the horrible news to you all that the world is going to end on Monday... and I come back and see what first!

dang your like a little sex freak arnt ya lol
Well....I always knew there would be a lot of that going on...a lot of guys getting it finally... 'Maybe if the world ends and we are all going to die...maybe then.'

--Andy

hmm?.... monkey style?

gloryordeath · Post by **gloryordeath** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 9:32 pm

WarHawg wrote:you little sissy why did you go to bed wanted to dream about your balls finally dropping

so that's why you stand on one leg! you trying to get your nuts to drop!