Americans Are Crazy Thread

\\OFF-TOPIC// conversations about everything that has nothing to do with Conquer Club.

Moderator: Community Team

Forum rules
Please read the Community Guidelines before posting.
Post Reply

Americans are crazier than...

 
Total votes: 0
User avatar
CreepersWiener
Posts: 137
Joined: Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:22 pm

Americans Are Crazy Thread

Post by CreepersWiener »

Just another crazy flippin' American! We must be considered the craziest nation on the face of the planet! Seriously!

Only in America would you WANT to murder an innocent Muslim and then...Ooops...it was a Sikh or a Hindu or a Buddhist monk! OMG! Somebody kill us! PLEASE!



We deserve to be overrun by Aliens and every single one of her citizens waterboarded into eternity!

Why are Americans crazy!

If there is a God...please HELP US!

Amen.
Army of GOD wrote:I joined this game because it's so similar to Call of Duty.
Top
User avatar
chang50
Posts: 659
Joined: Thu Sep 04, 2008 4:54 am
Gender: Male
Location: pattaya,thailand

Re: Americans Are Crazy Thread

Post by chang50 »

You obviously just don't understand freedom...
Top
tzor
Posts: 4076
Joined: Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:43 pm
Gender: Male
Location: Long Island, NY, USA
Contact:
Contact tzor

Re: Americans Are Crazy Thread

Post by tzor »

CreepersWiener wrote:Only in America would you WANT to murder an innocent Muslim and then...Ooops...it was a Sikh or a Hindu or a Buddhist monk! OMG! Somebody kill us! PLEASE!
I'm sorry, that is not true. Numb-nuts who attack a person from group A because they hate group B are not confined to the United States. I'm just too lazy to dig up an example.
Image
Top
User avatar
rdsrds2120
Posts: 6274
Joined: Fri Jul 03, 2009 3:42 am
Gender: Male

Re: Americans Are Crazy Thread

Post by rdsrds2120 »

I've personally never met an American that was a Crazy Thread.

BMO
Top
tzor
Posts: 4076
Joined: Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:43 pm
Gender: Male
Location: Long Island, NY, USA
Contact:
Contact tzor

Re: Americans Are Crazy Thread

Post by tzor »

On the other hand, I have met Americans that can spin some crazy yarns.
Image
Top
User avatar
jonesthecurl
Posts: 4625
Joined: Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:42 am
Gender: Male
Location: disused action figure warehouse
Contact:
Contact jonesthecurl

Re: Americans Are Crazy Thread

Post by jonesthecurl »

Knot all of them.
instagram.com/garethjohnjoneswrites
Top
User avatar
HapSmo19
Posts: 119
Joined: Sun May 11, 2008 4:30 pm
Gender: Male
Location: Willamette Valley

Re: Americans Are Crazy Thread

Post by HapSmo19 »

Frayed knot.
Top
User avatar
CreepersWiener
Posts: 137
Joined: Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:22 pm

Re: Americans Are Crazy Thread

Post by CreepersWiener »

Knot in this THREAD!
Army of GOD wrote:I joined this game because it's so similar to Call of Duty.
Top
User avatar
rdsrds2120
Posts: 6274
Joined: Fri Jul 03, 2009 3:42 am
Gender: Male

Re: Americans Are Crazy Thread

Post by rdsrds2120 »

Quit trying to string unrelated puns together.

BMO
Top
User avatar
jonesthecurl
Posts: 4625
Joined: Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:42 am
Gender: Male
Location: disused action figure warehouse
Contact:
Contact jonesthecurl

Re: Americans Are Crazy Thread

Post by jonesthecurl »

I am in a cord with you.
instagram.com/garethjohnjoneswrites
Top
User avatar
rdsrds2120
Posts: 6274
Joined: Fri Jul 03, 2009 3:42 am
Gender: Male

Re: Americans Are Crazy Thread

Post by rdsrds2120 »

I hate to knit-pick, but yours is smothering me.

BMO
Top
User avatar
GabonX
Posts: 899
Joined: Sat Jul 08, 2006 10:38 am
Gender: Male
Contact:
Contact GabonX

Re: Americans Are Crazy Thread

Post by GabonX »

Knot this thread
Spazz Arcane wrote:If birds could swim and fish could fly I would awaken in the morning to the sturgeons cry. If fish could fly and birds could swim I'd still use worms to fish for them.
saxitoxin wrote:I'm on Team GabonX
Top
User avatar
CreepersWiener
Posts: 137
Joined: Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:22 pm

Re: Americans Are Crazy Thread

Post by CreepersWiener »

That's a hell of a yarn!
Army of GOD wrote:I joined this game because it's so similar to Call of Duty.
Top
User avatar
rdsrds2120
Posts: 6274
Joined: Fri Jul 03, 2009 3:42 am
Gender: Male

Re: Americans Are Crazy Thread

Post by rdsrds2120 »

Oh, and about Americans being crazy -- try to detract from blanket statements.

BMO
Top
User avatar
Funkyterrance
Posts: 2494
Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2011 10:52 pm
Gender: Male
Location: New Hampshire, USA

Re: Americans Are Crazy Thread

Post by Funkyterrance »

tzor wrote:
CreepersWiener wrote:Only in America would you WANT to murder an innocent Muslim and then...Ooops...it was a Sikh or a Hindu or a Buddhist monk! OMG! Somebody kill us! PLEASE!
I'm sorry, that is not true. Numb-nuts who attack a person from group A because they hate group B are not confined to the United States. I'm just too lazy to dig up an example.
Some Greeks and some Albanians.
Image
Top
User avatar
stahrgazer
Posts: 1411
Joined: Thu May 22, 2008 11:59 am
Gender: Female
Location: Figment of the Imagination...

Re: Americans Are Crazy Thread

Post by stahrgazer »

Funkyterrance wrote:
tzor wrote:
CreepersWiener wrote:Only in America would you WANT to murder an innocent Muslim and then...Ooops...it was a Sikh or a Hindu or a Buddhist monk! OMG! Somebody kill us! PLEASE!
I'm sorry, that is not true. Numb-nuts who attack a person from group A because they hate group B are not confined to the United States. I'm just too lazy to dig up an example.
Some Greeks and some Albanians.
Or, Palestinians/Israelis/Arabs.
Image
Top
User avatar
muy_thaiguy
Posts: 12746
Joined: Fri May 18, 2007 11:20 am
Gender: Male
Location: Back in Black
Contact:
Contact muy_thaiguy

Re: Americans Are Crazy Thread

Post by muy_thaiguy »

Image
"Eh, whatever."
-Anonymous


What, you expected something deep or flashy?
Top
User avatar
CreepersWiener
Posts: 137
Joined: Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:22 pm

Re: Americans Are Crazy Thread

Post by CreepersWiener »

stahrgazer wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:
tzor wrote:
CreepersWiener wrote:Only in America would you WANT to murder an innocent Muslim and then...Ooops...it was a Sikh or a Hindu or a Buddhist monk! OMG! Somebody kill us! PLEASE!
I'm sorry, that is not true. Numb-nuts who attack a person from group A because they hate group B are not confined to the United States. I'm just too lazy to dig up an example.
Some Greeks and some Albanians.
Or, Palestinians/Israelis/Arabs.
Yes, but Palestinians KNOW they are killing Israelis and vice versa. An innocent Sikh working at a Seven Eleven gets blown away because the stupid, CRAZY American redneck thinks he is a Muslim because he wears a turban!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_ ... ingh_Sodhi

Americans are an ignorant and blood thirsty lot!
Army of GOD wrote:I joined this game because it's so similar to Call of Duty.
Top
User avatar
Gillipig
Posts: 3565
Joined: Fri Jan 09, 2009 1:24 pm

Re: Americans Are Crazy Thread

Post by Gillipig »

rdsrds2120 wrote:I've personally never met an American that was a Crazy Thread.

BMO
American thread coming right up:
Click image to enlarge.
image
AoG for President of the World!!
I promise he will put George W. Bush to shame!
Top
Post Reply

Return to “Acceptable Content”