Who masturbates ???????????

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:56 am

That's why I tend not to look at avatars.

lduke1990 · Post by **lduke1990** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:56 pm

but avatars are there to add a particular sort of meaning to each post

catseyeagate · Post by **catseyeagate** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:58 pm

luckiekevin wrote:
Genghis Khant wrote:Grip your pork sword tightly and get ready for some hand to gland combat
really quite scary to read when looking at your picture next to it..

Especially when you read that and look at yours...I haven't masturbated in like 2 years.

Fish Breeder Boy · Post by **Fish Breeder Boy** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:17 am

My goodness two years is quite along time, I'm assuming your getting some other forms of action then. Me on the other hand, I like to do some of both it keeps it real.

catseyeagate · Post by **catseyeagate** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:27 am

Fish Breeder Boy wrote:My goodness two years is quite along time, I'm assuming your getting some other forms of action then. Me on the other hand, I like to do some of both it keeps it real.

That's a very good point, but my girlfriend likes to try anything, so it's all good.

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Tue May 08, 2007 8:15 am

Bump

I loved this thread, and I knew everyone did too, and so I did us all a favour and let it live on the first page again.

Syzygy · Post by **Syzygy** » Tue May 08, 2007 8:32 am

Skittles! wrote:Bump

I loved this thread, and I knew everyone did too, and so I did us all a favour and let it live on the first page again.

I hate you.

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Tue May 08, 2007 8:37 am

lets flap the dolphin

Cynthia · Post by **Cynthia** » Tue May 08, 2007 11:17 am

this thread is still going? Damn you skittles

Warrior987 · Post by **Warrior987** » Tue May 08, 2007 1:59 pm

what about your cynthia?

Heretic · Post by **Heretic** » Tue May 08, 2007 2:48 pm

Hahaha,this has to be the best thread ever! Who doesn't like to slap the snake every once in awhile?

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Tue May 08, 2007 3:41 pm

a snakeophob?

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Tue May 08, 2007 3:43 pm

beat down the cinnamon stick

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Tue May 08, 2007 3:51 pm

That's a very important point; Masturbation wants to reward those who knowingly or unknowingly play along with his convictions while punishing those who oppose them. Faugh. For those of us who make our living trying to introduce an important, but underrepresented, angle on his otiose apothegms, it is important to consider that we must remove our chains and move towards the light. (In case you didn't understand that analogy, the chains symbolize Masturbation's namby-pamby stratagems, and the light represents the goal of getting all of us to tell him how wrong he is.) Fortunately, most people understand that it is singularly apt that Masturbation is eating our lunch. It is no more complicated than that. Now that you've read this letter, let me challenge you, the reader, not just to help me reach the broadest possible audience with the message that if Masturbation opened up his patronizing mind just a teeny-weeny little bit, maybe Masturbation could understand that, but also to educate others about what I've written.

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Tue May 08, 2007 4:38 pm

Who needs to masturbate when you have people like Cynthia to do it for you…

EDIT: Stop butchering my post!

Aegnor · Post by **Aegnor** » Tue May 08, 2007 4:40 pm

hecter wrote:Who needs to masturbate when you have people like Cynthia and wicked to do it for you…

Whats that? It's a bird? It's a plane? No! It's a ban!

kekeke..

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Tue May 08, 2007 4:41 pm

Aegnor wrote:
hecter wrote:Who needs to masturbate when you have people like Cynthia and wicked to do it for you…
Whats that? It's a bird? t's a plane? No! It's a ban!

kekeke..

Don't edit my post!

AK_iceman · Post by **AK_iceman** » Tue May 08, 2007 4:42 pm

hecter wrote:Who needs to masturbate when you have people like Cynthia and wicked to do it for you…

You better hope wicked doesn't see this.

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Tue May 08, 2007 4:43 pm

AK_iceman wrote:
hecter wrote:Who needs to masturbate when you have people like Cynthia and wicked to do it for you…
You better hope wicked doesn't see this.

I know. I won't tell her if you don't!

Chad22342 · Post by **Chad22342** » Tue May 08, 2007 4:43 pm

Life would suck without Hecter.

AK_iceman · Post by **AK_iceman** » Tue May 08, 2007 4:43 pm

My lips are sealed.

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Tue May 08, 2007 4:44 pm

You ass…

Chad22342 · Post by **Chad22342** » Tue May 08, 2007 4:45 pm

C'mon AK show some mercy. Spamalot would be distrought if Hecter got banned and so will all of CC.

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Tue May 08, 2007 4:47 pm

Chad22342 wrote:C'mon AK show some mercy. Spamalot would be distrought if Hecter got banned and so will all of CC.

I could only wish I got band! She has access to my IP. She'll probably hunt me down and kill me in the most brutal way possible!

unriggable · Post by **unriggable** » Tue May 08, 2007 4:48 pm

Hecter 'owns' 1.59% of the CC forums.