Which OT regular should we send to Mars? Head2head edition

[patches70]

(Passed a six-centimeter stone last year. That was a bitch.)

Haha! Six centimeter. Yeah, right. You think you might be overstating the size a little bit there? Stones over 5mm tend to have to be removed surgically and can't be passed so well. But you were able to pass a 60mm stone? I don't think so. You probably mean you passed a 6mm stone, which yeah, it would be a real bitch passing that, but at least that's possible. No way no how you passed no six centimeter stone.

Ya big fibber!

And to put it into perspective, a golf ball is about 47mm in diameter. Now if you wanna claim you passed a stone bigger than a golf ball, well, I call-

[Woodruff]

(Passed a six-centimeter stone last year. That was a bitch.)

Haha! Six centimeter. Yeah, right. You think you might be overstating the size a little bit there?

Nope. It was legitimately six centimeters. The ER doctor was concerned about it, but gave me Flomax to help me to pass it. It worked, but it was not a pleasant thing.

Stones over 5mm tend to have to be removed surgically and can't be passed so well. But you were able to pass a 60mm stone? I don't think so. You probably mean you passed a 6mm stone, which yeah, it would be a real bitch passing that, but at least that's possible. No way no how you passed no six centimeter stone.

You are incorrect. You can "call bullshit" all you want, but seriously...what do I gain from making such a statement out of the blue? That's right...nothing.

[patches70]

You are full of shit and a liar.

[Woodruff]

You are full of shit and a liar.

No, I am just confused. You are correct that I meant millimeters, and not centimeters.

I apologize for the confusion.

(I went and looked at my outpatient report.)

[patches70]

You are full of shit and a liar.

That's certainly a convincing refutation. Well done.

As for those of us in the real world (first paragraph):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kidney_stone#Management

Yes, from your own link-

but for larger stones (5 to 10 mm (0.20 to 0.39 in) in diameter), the rate of spontaneous passage decreases to less than 53%.[58] Initial stone location also influences the likelihood of spontaneous stone passage

Now you've said you passed a six CENTIMETER stone, through your urethra. Do you know how big a six CENTIMETER stone is? It's bigger than a golf ball.

And you say you passed that through your urethra? Hahahahaha. It'd split your dick in half. Your junk would look like a two petal orchid.

Do you know the difference between centimeters and millimeters? As you see from your own link, after 10mm the chances of passing are slim to none. But you claim to have passed a 60 millimeter stone?

You see those other posts after yours? The one with the snake, and 2 dimes? They know your full of shit as well.

You passed a six millimeter stone. And that's big enough that sure your doctor would give you something to help pass it, but you could actually pass that size of a stone. But a six CENTIMETER stone?

I am now sure you have no idea what the difference between a centimeter and a millimeter is. I hope to God you don't teach math because you are full of shit.

[Woodruff]

You are full of shit and a liar.

That's certainly a convincing refutation. Well done.

As for those of us in the real world (first paragraph):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kidney_stone#Management

Yes, from your own link-

but for larger stones (5 to 10 mm (0.20 to 0.39 in) in diameter), the rate of spontaneous passage decreases to less than 53%.[58] Initial stone location also influences the likelihood of spontaneous stone passage

Now you've said you passed a six CENTIMETER stone, through your urethra. Do you know how big a six CENTIMETER stone is? It's bigger than a golf ball.

And you say you passed that through your urethra? Hahahahaha. It'd split your dick in half. Your junk would look like a two petal orchid.

Do you know the difference between centimeters and millimeters? As you see from your own link, after 10mm the chances of passing are slim to none. But you claim to have passed a 60 millimeter stone?

You see those other posts after yours? The one with the snake, and 2 dimes? They know your full of shit as well.

You passed a six millimeter stone. And that's big enough that sure your doctor would give you something to help pass it, but you could actually pass that size of a stone. But a six CENTIMETER stone?

I am now sure you have no idea what the difference between a centimeter and a millimeter is. I hope to God you don't teach math because you are full of shit.

Look one post up, you drunk bastard. I edited my post.

[patches70]

You are full of shit and a liar.

No, I am just confused. You are correct that I meant millimeters, and not centimeters.

I apologize for the confusion.

(I went and looked at my outpatient report.)

Told ya! Hahahahahaha! Cool story bro. <yawn>

[Army of GOD]

thegreekdog would make the rest of the Mars colonists bored as shit talking about tax-law and whatnot.

TG by a mile.

[Woodruff]

You are full of shit and a liar.

No, I am just confused. You are correct that I meant millimeters, and not centimeters.

I apologize for the confusion.

(I went and looked at my outpatient report.)

Told ya! Hahahahahaha! Cool story bro. <yawn>

You seem a bit stressed tonight.

[patches70]

You are full of shit and a liar.

That's certainly a convincing refutation. Well done.

As for those of us in the real world (first paragraph):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kidney_stone#Management

Yes, from your own link-

but for larger stones (5 to 10 mm (0.20 to 0.39 in) in diameter), the rate of spontaneous passage decreases to less than 53%.[58] Initial stone location also influences the likelihood of spontaneous stone passage

Now you've said you passed a six CENTIMETER stone, through your urethra. Do you know how big a six CENTIMETER stone is? It's bigger than a golf ball.

And you say you passed that through your urethra? Hahahahaha. It'd split your dick in half. Your junk would look like a two petal orchid.

Do you know the difference between centimeters and millimeters? As you see from your own link, after 10mm the chances of passing are slim to none. But you claim to have passed a 60 millimeter stone?

You see those other posts after yours? The one with the snake, and 2 dimes? They know your full of shit as well.

You passed a six millimeter stone. And that's big enough that sure your doctor would give you something to help pass it, but you could actually pass that size of a stone. But a six CENTIMETER stone?

I am now sure you have no idea what the difference between a centimeter and a millimeter is. I hope to God you don't teach math because you are full of shit.

Look one post up, you drunk bastard.

I don't drink, but you must thinking you passed a six centimeter stone. Haaahhhahah, I bet your wife rolls her eyes when you brag to her about your 12 inch penis as she'd know you were full of shit but are also bad at measurements or estimating measurements.

Hahahaha.

[patches70]

You are full of shit and a liar.

No, I am just confused. You are correct that I meant millimeters, and not centimeters.

I apologize for the confusion.

(I went and looked at my outpatient report.)

Told ya! Hahahahahaha! Cool story bro. <yawn>

You seem a bit stressed tonight.

And you seem to be making up a lot of stories tonight and having memory problems. You might wanna see a doctor about that. I hear 2dimes is a good doctor when he isn't playing bass.


You should have put that on your application, Woodruff, that you can pass golf ball sized kidney stones. That is truly impressive. It would certainly set you apart from every other human being on the planet.

Of course, you'll have to do some serious brushing up on your metric system though. Your understanding as it stands now is pretty piss poor (heh heh).

Six centimeters, Bwahahahahahah! And you had to go back and look at your outpatient report to realize your mistake? Double Bwahahahahahahahahahahah! Oh man, I'm tearing up and my stomach hurts from your folly.

[Woodruff]

You are full of shit and a liar.

That's certainly a convincing refutation. Well done.

As for those of us in the real world (first paragraph):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kidney_stone#Management

Yes, from your own link-

but for larger stones (5 to 10 mm (0.20 to 0.39 in) in diameter), the rate of spontaneous passage decreases to less than 53%.[58] Initial stone location also influences the likelihood of spontaneous stone passage

Now you've said you passed a six CENTIMETER stone, through your urethra. Do you know how big a six CENTIMETER stone is? It's bigger than a golf ball.

And you say you passed that through your urethra? Hahahahaha. It'd split your dick in half. Your junk would look like a two petal orchid.

Do you know the difference between centimeters and millimeters? As you see from your own link, after 10mm the chances of passing are slim to none. But you claim to have passed a 60 millimeter stone?

You see those other posts after yours? The one with the snake, and 2 dimes? They know your full of shit as well.

You passed a six millimeter stone. And that's big enough that sure your doctor would give you something to help pass it, but you could actually pass that size of a stone. But a six CENTIMETER stone?

I am now sure you have no idea what the difference between a centimeter and a millimeter is. I hope to God you don't teach math because you are full of shit.

Look one post up, you drunk bastard.

I don't drink, but you must thinking you passed a six centimeter stone. Haaahhhahah, I bet your wife rolls her eyes when you brag to her about your 12 inch penis as she'd know you were full of shit but are also bad at measurements or estimating measurements.

Hahahaha.

If this is "not drunk", you must embarrass yourself frequently. You have my sympathy.

[patches70]

If this is "not drunk", you must embarrass yourself frequently. You have my sympathy.

Not nearly as embarrassing as not knowing the difference between something the size of a golf ball and and something the size of a BB or a pea.

[Woodruff]

If this is "not drunk", you must embarrass yourself frequently. You have my sympathy.

Not nearly as embarrassing as not knowing the difference between something the size of a golf ball and and something the size of a BB or a pea.

Yes, because I use metric measurements so often as a teacher here in the United States, amirite?

Considering that I fessed up to the mistake as soon as I realized it, I'm gonna have to say that you're embarrassing yourself a bit more with this one. But it's ok if you want to pretend it's me, I suppose. I wouldn't want to burst your drunken bubble.

[TA1LGUNN3R]

[Funkyterrance]

(Passed a six-centimeter stone last year. That was a bitch.)

In case anyone missed it, the snake is supposed to represent woodruff's weiner.

[Funkyterrance]

Honestly, patches is being the dick here. Woody is practicing great restraint and I tip my hat.

[2dimes]

Dagnabit Andy, I'm a bassist that needs to practice more not a Doctor!

The size of dick that would have no trouble passing a kidney stone the size of the moon.

[patches70]

If this is "not drunk", you must embarrass yourself frequently. You have my sympathy.

Not nearly as embarrassing as not knowing the difference between something the size of a golf ball and and something the size of a BB or a pea.

Yes, because I use metric measurements so often as a teacher here in the United States, amirite?

Considering that I fessed up to the mistake as soon as I realized it, I'm gonna have to say that you're embarrassing yourself a bit more with this one. But it's ok if you want to pretend it's me, I suppose. I wouldn't want to burst your drunken bubble.

Oh, I tried to be nice about it at the beginning. I flat out told you that six centimeters is bigger than a golf ball. But your response to me was-

Nope. It was legitimately six centimeters. The ER doctor was concerned about it, but gave me Flomax to help me to pass it. It worked, but it was not a pleasant thing.

You ignore completely the size of six centimeters, even though it was told to you exactly how big that really is. But you still maintain your fantasy.

I tell you that you must have meant 6mm, to which you reply-

You are incorrect. You can "call bullshit" all you want, but seriously...what do I gain from making such a statement out of the blue? That's right...nothing.

You said I was incorrect. That's fine, I call you out, tell you that you are full of shit and a liar to which you reply-

That's certainly a convincing refutation. Well done.

You ninja deleted that though, didn't you? So as I was speaking true and you were living in the fantasy world you decide to get all snide and claim I'm the one making stuff up.

As for those of us in the real world (first paragraph):

Still you don't realize that the little stone you had pass through your pecker wasn't actually bigger than a golf ball, which is what six centimeters is and you were told flat out, you accuse me of not seeing reality.

You sir, are a dumbass. I mean you don't even have the common sense to realize that six centimeters is bigger than a golf ball (which is irrefutable BTW) and you still have to check your medical papers to realize your mistake. Until then you had no doubts what so ever. How obtuse does one have to be?

Now, you don't use the metric system, that's fine and dandy. I do. I'm American though. But you see I use tools all the time that are all metric. Everything is in metric, stuff you actually work with your hands all the time. The spaceship you'll be going to Mars with that you applied for and if selected, will have parts all in metric sizes. They are all convertible, but metric none the less.

The metric system is all around, for those who actually do stuff in the real world. Your doctor uses metric measurements all the time. Your students use metric measurements all the time. More than you apparently, somehow.

So yeah, I'm going to bust the shit our of your balls because you are an arrogant idiot. Of course, I won't chase you down every thread in OT you appear in and troll you over your stupidity. But I can show you someone who does chase someone else all around the OT forum. Just look in the mirror.

If I'm a dick and embarrassing myself because I called your lies and bullshit out when they were clearly lies and bullshit, then what are you for trolling PS all over the OT each and every day in every thread you can find him in? How much of an asshole are you?

Is this the only reason you even came back? To troll PS?

Yeah, I'm going to call out your BS, but you can bet that I won't chase you all around the forum. I've laughed at you enough. Maybe next time you'll think a little bit before you post nonsense, but if not, no big deal.

I sincerely hope you go to Mars, because if your life revolves around chasing PS around on a forum on the interwebz, lying about the size of stuff coming out your pecker and having little clue to anything outside the realm of what you know but think you know, then a long trip to another planet might well do you a lot of good.

[Woodruff]

If this is "not drunk", you must embarrass yourself frequently. You have my sympathy.

Not nearly as embarrassing as not knowing the difference between something the size of a golf ball and and something the size of a BB or a pea.

Yes, because I use metric measurements so often as a teacher here in the United States, amirite?

Considering that I fessed up to the mistake as soon as I realized it, I'm gonna have to say that you're embarrassing yourself a bit more with this one. But it's ok if you want to pretend it's me, I suppose. I wouldn't want to burst your drunken bubble.

Oh, I tried to be nice about it at the beginning. I flat out told you that six centimeters is bigger than a golf ball. But your response to me was-

Nope. It was legitimately six centimeters. The ER doctor was concerned about it, but gave me Flomax to help me to pass it. It worked, but it was not a pleasant thing.

You ignore completely the size of six centimeters, even though it was told to you exactly how big that really is. But you still maintain your fantasy.

I tell you that you must have meant 6mm, to which you reply-

You are incorrect. You can "call bullshit" all you want, but seriously...what do I gain from making such a statement out of the blue? That's right...nothing.

You said I was incorrect. That's fine, I call you out, tell you that you are full of shit and a liar to which you reply-

That's certainly a convincing refutation. Well done.

You ninja deleted that though, didn't you? So as I was speaking true and you were living in the fantasy world you decide to get all snide and claim I'm the one making stuff up.

As for those of us in the real world (first paragraph):

Still you don't realize that the little stone you had pass through your pecker wasn't actually bigger than a golf ball, which is what six centimeters is and you were told flat out, you accuse me of not seeing reality.

You sir, are a dumbass. I mean you don't even have the common sense to realize that six centimeters is bigger than a golf ball (which is irrefutable BTW) and you still have to check your medical papers to realize your mistake. Until then you had no doubts what so ever. How obtuse does one have to be?

Now, you don't use the metric system, that's fine and dandy. I do. I'm American though. But you see I use tools all the time that are all metric. Everything is in metric, stuff you actually work with your hands all the time. The spaceship you'll be going to Mars with that you applied for and if selected, will have parts all in metric sizes. They are all convertible, but metric none the less.

The metric system is all around, for those who actually do stuff in the real world. Your doctor uses metric measurements all the time. Your students use metric measurements all the time. More than you apparently, somehow.

So yeah, I'm going to bust the shit our of your balls because you are an arrogant idiot. Of course, I won't chase you down every thread in OT you appear in and troll you over your stupidity. But I can show you someone who does chase someone else all around the OT forum. Just look in the mirror.

If I'm a dick and embarrassing myself because I called your lies and bullshit out when they were clearly lies and bullshit, then what are you for trolling PS all over the OT each and every day in every thread you can find him in? How much of an asshole are you?

Is this the only reason you even came back? To troll PS?

Yeah, I'm going to call out your BS, but you can bet that I won't chase you all around the forum. I've laughed at you enough. Maybe next time you'll think a little bit before you post nonsense, but if not, no big deal.

I sincerely hope you go to Mars, because if your life revolves around chasing PS around on a forum on the interwebz, lying about the size of stuff coming out your pecker and having little clue to anything outside the realm of what you know but think you know, then a long trip to another planet might well do you a lot of good.

Dude...seriously, you need to just go to bed and destress. If you don't drink, maybe you SHOULD. Because this is really ridiculous.

But I'm the arrogant idiot...because I admitted to my mistake while you continue to rant on like a vodka-enslaved moron. Sure, patches, sure.

At least you finally admitted your reason for the attacks in this thread...attacking me like this specifically because you just want to see me busted again, because you don't like my politics. You know what that's called? Being a troll. Stop being a troll, jackass.

[AndyDufresne]

Well, I think someone was applying to be the medical officer whilst Andrew set out the main skill he required for the position. While I suspect we may need a urologist to treat Woodruff's kidney stones with Cocacola.

Dagnabit Andy, I'm a bassist that needs to practice more not a junkie!

Dagnabit Andy, I'm a bassist that needs to practice more not a Doctor!

Dagnabit Andy, I'm a bassist that needs to practice more not an ultrasonic device!

2dimes gets it, or, I think, sort of gets it.

Who wants to be the one in the colony who runs around shirtless with a sword?

Spoiler

--Andy

[2dimes]

Oh my.

[Symmetry]

[john9blue]

dude, patches, some of us aren't used to the metric system, so give it a rest. we aren't all scientists here

[Army of GOD]

what in the actual f*ck is going on here