What do you get when you cross an English guitarist and an Australian lead singer?
I'll bet Backglass will get this one right away.
Jenos Ridan wrote:Hey luns, take a gander at my favs?
I did...and now I'm feeling like a bit senior citizenish as I've seen some of those bands perform at Market Square Arena when I used to live in Indiana.
KomradeKloininov wrote:Van Halen is probably the hardest rock I listen to.
Alright then, VERY important question for you: David Lee Roth or Sammy Hagar?
luns101 wrote:What do you get when you cross an English guitarist and an Australian lead singer?
I'll bet Backglass will get this one right away.
Jenos Ridan wrote:Hey luns, take a gander at my favs?
I did...and now I'm feeling like a bit senior citizenish as I've seen some of those bands perform at Market Square Arena when I used to live in Indiana.
KomradeKloininov wrote:Van Halen is probably the hardest rock I listen to.
Alright then, VERY important question for you: David Lee Roth or Sammy Hagar?
Both!
"There is only one road to peace, and that is to conquer"-Hunter Clark
"Give a man a fire and he will be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life"- Something Hunter would say
[Beelz] yes you are fcked, sht out of luck
now i'm complete and my cock you will suck
the world will be mine and you're first in line
you brought me the pick and now you shall both die!
[JB] Wait! Wait! Wait!
you muthafcka
we challenge you to a rock off!
give us one chance to rock your socks off
[Beelz] Fck, fck,
fck, the demon code prevents me
from declining a rock off challenge
what are your terms?
what is the catch?
[JB] If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell,
and also you will have to pay our rent.
[Beelz] And what if I win?
[JB] Then you can take Kage back to hell...
[KG] What?!?!
[JB] Trust me Kage, its the only way,
[KG] What the fck are you talking about?
[JB] to be your little bitch.
[Beelz]
Fine! Let the rock off begin!hahahahaa
Im the devil, I love metal!
Check this riff it's fcking tasty
I'm the devil I can do what i want,
whatever i got I'm gonna flaunt,
there's never been a rock off that ive ever lost
i cant wait to take Kage back to hell
i'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel
i'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel
[JB] Noooooo!
c'mon Kage bring the thundah
[KG] there's just no way that we can win,
that was a masterpiece.
[JB] listen to me
[KG] he rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man
[JB] goddam-it Kage,
he gonna make you his sex slave,
youre gonna gargle mayonnaise
KG: NoOoOo
unless we bust a massive monster mamma-jam.
[KG] dude, we've been through so much shit,
[JB] d-e-activated lasers with my dick
[BOTH] now its time to blow this fcker down!
[JB] C'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down
[KG] I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down
[JB] Light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown
[KG] We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town
[BOTH] Now we've got to blow this fcker down
[KG] He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
[JB] C'mon Kage cuz it's time to blow doors down
[KG] OOOOOOh (?) It's time for the black out
[JB] Hey anti-christ-er, Beelzeboss,
we know your weakness, our rocket-sauce
we rock the casbah, and blow your mind
we will defeat you for all mankind
you hold the scepter,
we hold the key
you are the devil,
we are the D [17x]
[Beelz]
You guys are fckin' lame. Come on Kage, You're comin with me.
Taste my lightning fucker!
[Tenacious D:]
[JB] NOOOO!
[Beelz]
ow! Fck!
My Fckin' horn!
ooohh no!
[JB] From whence you came you shall remain,
until you are complete again
[Beelz]
Nooooooo! Fck you Kage and Fck you Jables!
I'll get you Tenacious D!
all from memory
yeah thats right!!
luns101 wrote:I would like the power to understand women. But we all know that is impossible...so it will have to remain a wish.
The tickets are long sold out here, both shows. Alex Lifeson and Geddy Lee did a special talk thing about their newest album and going on tour a week or so ago with Kim Mitchell on our local radio station.
luns101 wrote:What do you get when you cross an English guitarist and an Australian lead singer?
I'll bet Backglass will get this one right away.
Jenos Ridan wrote:Hey luns, take a gander at my favs?
I did...and now I'm feeling like a bit senior citizenish as I've seen some of those bands perform at Market Square Arena when I used to live in Indiana.
KomradeKloininov wrote:Van Halen is probably the hardest rock I listen to.
Alright then, VERY important question for you: David Lee Roth or Sammy Hagar?
He did, and for a brief time disbanded Megadeth (until it healed and Dave, apparently, got saved ). Dave Ellfson sued Mustaine over this and some time later Mustaine re-formed the band with the release of United Abominations (or it might have been The System Has Failed). Anyway, they ARE back.
"There is only one road to peace, and that is to conquer"-Hunter Clark
"Give a man a fire and he will be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life"- Something Hunter would say
Jenos Ridan wrote:He did, and for a brief time disbanded Megadeth (until it healed and Dave, apparently, got saved ). Dave Ellfson sued Mustaine over this and some time later Mustaine re-formed the band with the release of United Abominations (or it might have been The System Has Failed). Anyway, they ARE back.
Jenos Ridan wrote:He did, and for a brief time disbanded Megadeth (until it healed and Dave, apparently, got saved ). Dave Ellfson sued Mustaine over this and some time later Mustaine re-formed the band with the release of United Abominations (or it might have been The System Has Failed). Anyway, they ARE back.
What the hell does that mean?
The band has been back for some time. I'm surprised that I had to tell people this. Have you been, well, isolated for a while? Not being rude, just wondering how you missed all the 'rub-bub'.
"There is only one road to peace, and that is to conquer"-Hunter Clark
"Give a man a fire and he will be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life"- Something Hunter would say