Would you pay $ 79 for 12 Bottles of Water?

[AslanTheKing]

I am really interested if we have some waterconnoisseurs here on CC,
honestly, would you pay $ 79 Dollar for 12 Bottles of Water?
you can order it here
http://beverlywater.com/

I am curious, since i do not drink water, i dont have to
i drink plenty of juice ( there is plenty water inside, believe me)
i do drink beer, wine and spirits,
coffee per day i drink at least 2 liters,
tea i drink twice a week
whats the fuss , about this water
can you tell me?
and i shower every day twice, this gives my body plenty of water too
i dont bath, this is a girlie thing
i just dont enjoy to soak in water, so i am not saying its bad and u shouldnt do it
if i want to do my body something good, i go to a steambath or sauna and after i soak in icecold water

so my body gets plenty water

[TeeGee]

Bummer, tried to order me some water and got this message

Sorry, it seems that there are no available shipping methods for your location (Australia). If you require assistance or wish to make alternate arrangements please contact us.

[Symmetry]

Given that you can get 2 litres for around a quarter, I'm gonna say no. Gotta love the phrase "Sommelier-Crafted water" though.

[jonesthecurl]

Most of the words on the site talk about the bottle.

[Symmetry]

Most of the words on the site talk about the bottle.

I feel your audience might not be familiar with said site though. I'm not as funny as you though, so I'd have trouble finding a different direction. Bottled water isn't so funny for Brits unless they're abroad.

[ManBungalow]

Real proper super-pure distilled water for use in research labs can be surprisingly expensive.

[Metsfanmax]

I bet they'd pay that much in Charleston right now.

[AslanTheKing]

Bummer, tried to order me some water and got this message

Sorry, it seems that there are no available shipping methods for your location (Australia). If you require assistance or wish to make alternate arrangements please contact us.

this link was only for the american audience

if u want the australian version go here
http://www.cloudjuice.com.au/Home.html

or the yapanese version
http://www.fillico.com

or the finish version
www.veenwaters.com

or the norwegian version
https://www.vosswater.com

or the scotish version
http://www.speysideglenlivetwater.com/

or the fijean version
u can buy it anywhere, just not in on fiji islands
http://www.fijiwater.com/

or the Uk version form wales
http://www.radnorhills.co.uk/fr/news_pa ... -1739.html

or the dutch ( sorry i meant to say southafrican version)
http://karoo.co.za/

another English rip off ( its from Wales again)
http://www.tynant.com

and the New Zealand version
http://www.antipodes.co.nz/ourwater.html

i discovered its a Mafia

its all the same, just different management

[radiojake]

"Our vision was to create the finest water in the world"


Hmm.. pretty sure nature perfected that a long time ago...

[mrswdk]

Ha, yeah. Put a clean container outside and catch some rain water. Filtered by nature.

[Army of GOD]

Is Aslan actually a spambot for this stupid water?

[ManBungalow]

Is Aslan actually a spambot for this stupid water?

Buy our Beverly Hills 90H20 for only $25 per bottle and find out!

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Inspired by the crafting of champagne and fine spirits, a team of fine dining experts, including the world’s foremost water sommelier Martin Riese, created Beverly Hills 9OH2O, The World’s First Sommelier-Crafted Water™. Pristine spring water from the Northern California Mountains is crafted with a perfect balance of natural minerals, resulting in a 7.5 pH alkalinity and a silky smooth, incredibly crisp, exceptionally fresh taste profile.

$25! (no that's not 25 factorial you little shit)

[Dukasaur]

Is Aslan actually a spambot for this stupid water?

Buy our Beverly Hills 90H20 for only $25 per bottle and find out!

Offer ends soon. Terms and conditions apply.

Beverly Hills water!

Inspired by the crafting of champagne and fine spirits, a team of fine dining experts, including the world’s foremost water sommelier Martin Riese, created Beverly Hills 9OH2O, The World’s First Sommelier-Crafted Water™. Pristine spring water from the Northern California Mountains is crafted with a perfect balance of natural minerals, resulting in a 7.5 pH alkalinity and a silky smooth, incredibly crisp, exceptionally fresh taste profile.

$25! (no that's not 25 factorial you little shit)

But 25 factorial would be a hell of a price to pay!

Just so many people out there with more money than brains!

[iAmCaffeine]

Voss Water is what Adam Sandler's family drinks in Grown Ups.

You're welcome.

[jonesthecurl]

Bummer, tried to order me some water and got this message

Sorry, it seems that there are no available shipping methods for your location (Australia). If you require assistance or wish to make alternate arrangements please contact us.

this link was only for the american audience

if u want the australian version go here
http://www.cloudjuice.com.au/Home.html

or the yapanese version
http://www.fillico.com

or the finish version
http://www.veenwaters.com

or the norwegian version
https://www.vosswater.com

or the scotish version
http://www.speysideglenlivetwater.com/

or the fijean version
u can buy it anywhere, just not in on fiji islands
http://www.fijiwater.com/

or the Uk version form wales
http://www.radnorhills.co.uk/fr/news_pa ... -1739.html

or the dutch ( sorry i meant to say southafrican version)
http://karoo.co.za/

another English rip off ( its from Wales again)
http://www.tynant.com

and the New Zealand version
http://www.antipodes.co.nz/ourwater.html

i discovered its a Mafia

its all the same, just different management

Ty Nant (the Welsh one) is not super-expensive, and also isn't "designed". It's spring water. If you are going to drink bottled water that isn't just filtered tap water, it's a reasonable choice.

[TA1LGUNN3R]

I am curious, since i do not drink water, i dont have to
i drink plenty of juice ( there is plenty water inside, believe me)

The problem with drinking juice for hydration is not the lack of available H2O, but the overconsumption of sugar and vitamins. So unless you want to develop diabetes, hypervitaminosis or get fat, you really should drink plain water and reduce juice consumption.

You aren't a gorilla or koala.

-TG

[AslanTheKing]

i hope you are talking about juice without extra sugar added,
thats the juice i was referring too,
and my highconsumption of coffe without sugar is balancing this out
and loads of skimmed milk in the morning.

[KoolBak]

I'm wondering why the hell you have to shower twice a day?

[PLAYER57832]

i hope you are talking about juice without extra sugar added,
thats the juice i was referring too,
and my highconsumption of coffe without sugar is balancing this out
and loads of skimmed milk in the morning.

Be careful about the "no sugar added" bit. A lot of juices use apple or pear concentrates to boos sweetness, which actually means a lot of added sugar. "No added sugar" does not mean "no extra calories". Others use artificial sweeteners, which are horrible for you.

On the good side, just heard a radio report saying that coffee,despite the caffeine, actually hydrates almost as well as water. Skim milk is supposed to be good for you.. though I cannot tolerate the stuff myself.

[PLAYER57832]

I am really interested if we have some waterconnoisseurs here on CC,
honestly, would you pay $ 79 Dollar for 12 Bottles of Water?
you can order it here
http://beverlywater.com/

I think the folks living along the elk river in WV would pay it right now!
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/201 ... -renegades

[Lootifer]

I'd be pretty suspicious of someone saying coffee hydrates just as well as water. I mean it is a diuretic, theres no question about that, so how can it be equally as good? Just doesnt seem possible. Sure if its "not as bad as we initially thought" then i'd be more accepting of the results.

Re: Juice... yeah thats a poor option im afraid. No added suger just means it has a tonne of sugar in it rather than a-whole-fucking-plantation-worth-of-sugar. Not only will it make you fat (in comparison to plain water), but processing sugar requires water so the net benefit of a glass of juice in terms of hydration is pretty small.

So you may be getting adequate hydration, but in the worlds of the internet: ur doin it wrong.

Also 2 litres of coffee is abserd. I hope you arent paying starbucks prices or whatever for it 'cause then you'd literally be pissing away money. (you will have a huge tolerance to caffine, meaning that you would get the same benefit from drinking 3 cups as you would 2 litres in terms of stimulant).

[PLAYER57832]

I'd be pretty suspicious of someone saying coffee hydrates just as well as water. I mean it is a diuretic, theres no question about that, so how can it be equally as good? Just doesnt seem possible. Sure if its "not as bad as we initially thought" then i'd be more accepting of the results.

No, I am talking about some real research just released. The people doing it were pretty amazed. Heard it on NPR, either yesterday or this morning, but too tired to dig it up right now.

Basically, folks have assumed that coffee, because it was a diuretic, was dehydrating, but when they actually looked into it, it turns out not to be so true. I am sure a lot depends on how strong it is, etc. Starbucks has pretty strong coffee.

[DoomYoshi]

one time i paid 2 hookers $79 to cum in one's ass and have the other lick it out... does that count?

[AslanTheKing]

one time i paid 2 hookers $79 to cum in one's ass and have the other lick it out... does that count?

wow you americans are so complicated, why not have double enjoyment ?
means, lick yourselve one´s ass and cum at the same time on the other one´s ass

wow, you americans have amazing prices, in europe this will cost you at least 790 German Euros,
unless its your neighbour, she will do it for free, if you fix here wlan internet access, so she can spy on her husband what he s up to.

[AslanTheKing]

I'm wondering why the hell you have to shower twice a day?

once i shower bevore i go to work, and after work i shower before i go to bed with my wife.
for my little office adventure i dont have to shower, since done in the morning,
and before my evening adventure i have a shower to clean all other adventure traces.