king of the hill

Puff · Post by **Puff** » Mon May 21, 2007 3:36 pm

sfhbballnut wrote:that clown knifes you, my hill

over my head and under my feet.

I kill you again.
My hill

The Weird One · Post by **The Weird One** » Mon May 21, 2007 4:12 pm

The hill turns out to be a long-dormant volcano, it erupts explosively sending you to a hellish demise of fire and brimstone.

My Hill

Splash · Post by **Splash** » Mon May 21, 2007 4:15 pm

I clap you to death,

My hill

The Weird One · Post by **The Weird One** » Mon May 21, 2007 4:31 pm

I tar and feather you. Then, to make matters worse, I put you in a large glass jar filled with bees. To put it in a nutshell, You're screwed!

My Hill

paranoid-android · Post by **paranoid-android** » Mon May 21, 2007 5:12 pm

I wrap piano wire around your neck, and then give the hill over to spamalot, because they deserve it.

Spamalot's Hill.

duday53 · Post by **duday53** » Mon May 21, 2007 5:36 pm

Yay spamalot

The Weird One · Post by **The Weird One** » Mon May 21, 2007 7:32 pm

I hire a massive band of thugs from cities around the world, and have them go beat the living crap out of anyone on the hill. I then hunt you down and impale you with your no-longer-erected flagpole.

My Hill $\:D/$

$\:D/$

dominationnation · Post by **dominationnation** » Mon May 21, 2007 7:32 pm

you fail

My hill

The Weird One · Post by **The Weird One** » Mon May 21, 2007 7:36 pm

I hire the 'Knights Who Say Ni' to go and say ni to you. Before long, you go crazy and commit Hara-kiri.

$\:D/$

My Hill

$\:D/$

dominationnation · Post by **dominationnation** » Mon May 21, 2007 7:38 pm

you fail again

my hill

parno4u · Post by **parno4u** » Mon May 21, 2007 7:59 pm

i won this hill in the lottery so it's mine

dominationnation · Post by **dominationnation** » Mon May 21, 2007 8:01 pm

dominationnation wrote:you fail again

my hill

The Weird One · Post by **The Weird One** » Mon May 21, 2007 8:13 pm

WTF!!!???

Everyone who's been mysteriously 'failing' gangs up and beats the living piss out of you. Then, I feed 'em to the sharks!

My hill!

p.s. come up with something more creative than "you failed" next time

Fircoal · Post by **Fircoal** » Mon May 21, 2007 8:15 pm

I hijack this thread and turn it into a guess what anime my avatar is from thread.

My hill, and thread.

The Weird One · Post by **The Weird One** » Mon May 21, 2007 8:17 pm

Anime sucks!!!

My Hill & someone elses thread!

Fircoal · Post by **Fircoal** » Mon May 21, 2007 8:17 pm

My avatar shoots you

MY hill and thread.

The Weird One · Post by **The Weird One** » Mon May 21, 2007 8:20 pm

I crash a zepplin (filled with hydrogen) into the hill. You burn and die a horrible death

My Hill, and, um . . . er . . . Spamalot's thread?

safariguy5 · Post by **safariguy5** » Mon May 21, 2007 8:44 pm

I draw a cartoon of Gary Larson killing you. He comes and kills you.

Iliad's hill and CC's thread.

dwightschrute · Post by **dwightschrute** » Mon May 21, 2007 8:45 pm

one or the other
Spamalots hill

The Weird One · Post by **The Weird One** » Mon May 21, 2007 8:46 pm

I get a horde of moles to undermine the hill, it collapses & I rebuild it as mine.

I know unoriginal, oh well.

My Hill $\:D/$

Fircoal · Post by **Fircoal** » Mon May 21, 2007 8:47 pm

you fail

my hill

wiggybowler · Post by **wiggybowler** » Mon May 21, 2007 8:48 pm

You get committed to an insane asylum.

Spamalot's hill.

The Weird One · Post by **The Weird One** » Mon May 21, 2007 8:52 pm

I find out about the hill from him, escape from the assylum, and cover the hill with flames [liberal coating of gasoline and a couple sticks of dynamite should do the trick

]

After flames die down a bit, My Hill

dwightschrute · Post by **dwightschrute** » Mon May 21, 2007 8:53 pm

u get burned a sent to a hospital
Spamalots hill

wiggybowler · Post by **wiggybowler** » Mon May 21, 2007 8:54 pm

You get arrested for arson.

Spamalot's hill.