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Don't judge, Aslan. That's rude.
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AslanTheKing wrote:Image
the giraffe is actually doing it, we ain't getting fooled.
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betiko wrote:
AslanTheKing wrote:
the giraffe is actually doing it, we ain't getting fooled.
no, he is not
the giraffe is taking a shit and the donkey? is just passing by, look at the angle of the pic
its illusional
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AslanTheKing wrote:
betiko wrote:
AslanTheKing wrote:
the giraffe is actually doing it, we ain't getting fooled.
no, he is not
the giraffe is taking a shit and the donkey? is just passing by, look at the angle of the pic
its illusional
oh crap you're right!! so the "fail" on the image is actually a fail, lol
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on this pic, a dog is doing his business, he is not doing it with a mouse,
still funny pic
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betiko wrote:
the giraffe is actually doing it, we ain't getting fooled.
I used to roll the daizz
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Listen as the crowd would sing:

Long live the Army Of Kings !


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That barney has a long penis
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great pictures, thx betiko
its amazing how easily our eyes get tricked
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lol lol
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This is so funny. You could think from their reaction that it s the guy s private pictures with him naked that he aired... Just a freaking tweeter image that happens to have a penis on it. The whole world just collapsed for these people just there... In france they would just have a huge laugh and banter about that uhohh moment. These guys as if it never happen and all look awkward... They are making it awkward instead of funny. They should give it a break sometimes..
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betiko wrote:
AslanTheKing wrote:
This is so funny. You could think from their reaction that it s the guy s private pictures with him naked that he aired... Just a freaking tweeter image that happens to have a penis on it. The whole world just collapsed for these people just there... In france they would just have a huge laugh and banter about that uhohh moment. These guys as if it never happen and all look awkward... They are making it awkward instead of funny. They should give it a break sometimes..
That's one of the things I appreciate about the French (and Italians). Americans can be real stuffy at times. Probably has to do with the religious element.
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BigBallinStalin wrote:
betiko wrote:
AslanTheKing wrote:
This is so funny. You could think from their reaction that it s the guy s private pictures with him naked that he aired... Just a freaking tweeter image that happens to have a penis on it. The whole world just collapsed for these people just there... In france they would just have a huge laugh and banter about that uhohh moment. These guys as if it never happen and all look awkward... They are making it awkward instead of funny. They should give it a break sometimes..
That's one of the things I appreciate about the French (and Italians). Americans can be real stuffy at times. Probably has to do with the religious element.

the funniest thing would've been in britain. Brits can be so hilarious in those moments, love their humour.

aslan, what would've happened in germany? they probably would show the picture again 5 times? lol
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i think in germany, the blonde sitting next to him, would have pulled here ipod out and
showing her hairy pussy to the audience too.
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betiko wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
betiko wrote: This is so funny. You could think from their reaction that it s the guy s private pictures with him naked that he aired... Just a freaking tweeter image that happens to have a penis on it. The whole world just collapsed for these people just there... In france they would just have a huge laugh and banter about that uhohh moment. These guys as if it never happen and all look awkward... They are making it awkward instead of funny. They should give it a break sometimes..
That's one of the things I appreciate about the French (and Italians). Americans can be real stuffy at times. Probably has to do with the religious element.
betiko wrote:the funniest thing would've been in britain. Brits can be so hilarious in those moments, love their humour.

aslan, what would've happened in germany? they probably would show the picture again 5 times? lol
i think in germany, the blonde sitting next to him, would have pulled her ipod out and
showing her hairy pussy to the audience too.
no the other way around,
she would have been showing her hairy pussy to the audience
and pulling an ipod out of her pussy, and showing a bigger penis on her tweet.
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AslanTheKing wrote:
betiko wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
betiko wrote: This is so funny. You could think from their reaction that it s the guy s private pictures with him naked that he aired... Just a freaking tweeter image that happens to have a penis on it. The whole world just collapsed for these people just there... In france they would just have a huge laugh and banter about that uhohh moment. These guys as if it never happen and all look awkward... They are making it awkward instead of funny. They should give it a break sometimes..
That's one of the things I appreciate about the French (and Italians). Americans can be real stuffy at times. Probably has to do with the religious element.
betiko wrote:the funniest thing would've been in britain. Brits can be so hilarious in those moments, love their humour.

aslan, what would've happened in germany? they probably would show the picture again 5 times? lol
i think in germany, the blonde sitting next to him, would have pulled her ipod out and
showing her hairy pussy to the audience too.
no the other way around,
she would have been showing her hairy pussy to the audience
and pulling an ipod out of her pussy, and showing a bigger penis on her tweet.

I m not surprised.


It s well known that gernan girls don t shave.
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i went to a backbacker hotel in brighton, lot of young foreign people hanging out there is summer,
and there was this two german girls, they were pretty girls, but they had hairy armpits...,

also in england i met this french girl :),
and she had hary legs, so i told a friend of mine ( he was french too, lot of french in england)
he said to me not to worry and switch off the lights, than i want see the hairy legs
--- he was soo wrong, when u switch off the lights, the bad thing is, u can feel the hairy legs, its like sleeping with a man

another story i have from australia, we went to this houseparty of a german friend ( lots of germans in westaustalia)
the next day he told me that one of the german girls came in his room, he undressed her, looked at her and told her
to go to the bathroom and shave off everything, and lol she did as he told her, lol

once in naples-italy, i saw a italian woman around 40 years,
sitting at a busstation on a hot summersday, and shaving her armpits with an electric razor,
never saw that before, public shaving , lol
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