king of the hill

diddle · Post by **diddle** » Tue May 22, 2007 2:27 pm

bonified wrote:ur just jealous that i am more inteluctual than u! u die of jealousy! its now

my hil

i can't be bothered to think of a reason

my hill

1st chair flute · Post by **1st chair flute** » Tue May 22, 2007 2:33 pm

i kill you all

MY HILL

bonified · Post by **bonified** » Tue May 22, 2007 2:43 pm

i rise from the dead on the third day, u look at my hands, they have holes where the nails went, wait no, it's not me, IT'S Jesus, u call him a B*****, he calls up satin and lets him rape u all he wants wil u die of all the anal sex, my F******* hill

my hill

paranoid-android · Post by **paranoid-android** » Tue May 22, 2007 2:51 pm

Bonified is a douchebag loser.

Spamalot's Hill. (Even though I'm not one of the order, am I allowed to claim it for you guys??)

The Weird One · Post by **The Weird One** » Tue May 22, 2007 4:00 pm

paranoid-android wrote:Spamalot's Hill. (Even though I'm not one of the order, am I allowed to claim it for you guys??)

What they said

Still Spamalot's hill

bonified · Post by **bonified** » Tue May 22, 2007 4:11 pm

F**** off B****, u all suck at F**** making up way to kill ppl, and take over the G** D*** hill! i go nuts, and decapitate all ur F*** heads off, u die, then i chop off ur private parts with a laser from like, 100 yards away, then feed those part to the dogs, and they $H!T them out, and a GAY hobo puts it in a paper bag, puts it on ur momma front porch, and burns it while listening to a cher song, and ur momma comes out and hears the horrible music, and blows up, ur dad then rejoices, and takes the gay hobo in and himself becomes gay, they beome a gay marrieb couple, and then get chot by the ASS that stands for the

Anti
homoSexual
Society

then the kkk gets killed be all the african americans, for GOOD, cus, hey, i'm no racist, i don't care what color ur skin is, anyways, u r now all dead,'nough said, u @$$es can't top that!

my F*** hill

civver · Post by **civver** » Tue May 22, 2007 4:14 pm

*takes hill from miserable loser and fortifies it*

My hill, if only for a short while.

bonified · Post by **bonified** » Tue May 22, 2007 4:28 pm

i throw a sharp never b4 used pencil at ur eyes, it goes right thru, u'd exspect brains to gush out, but NO brains came out, cus, U GOT NONE! u die from embarresment of having NO BRAINS
my hill

paranoid-android · Post by **paranoid-android** » Tue May 22, 2007 4:28 pm

bonified wrote:F**** off B****, u all suck at F**** making up way to kill ppl, and take over the G** D*** hill! i go nuts, and decapitate all ur F*** heads off, u die, then i chop off ur private parts with a laser from like, 100 yards away, then feed those part to the dogs, and they $H!T them out, and a GAY hobo puts it in a paper bag, puts it on ur momma front porch, and burns it while listening to a cher song, and ur momma comes out and hears the horrible music, and blows up, ur dad then rejoices, and takes the gay hobo in and himself becomes gay, they beome a gay marrieb couple, and then get chot by the ASS that stands for the

Anti
homoSexual
Society

then the kkk gets killed be all the african americans, for GOOD, cus, hey, i'm no racist, i don't care what color ur skin is, anyways, u r now all dead,'nough said, u @$$es can't top that!

my F*** hill

i know some1 is above me, but i just had to put this loser back on top of the hill, point out to the retard where flame wars is, and then sit him atop a missle and launch him in that general direction.

Spamalot's hill.

(bonified, flame wars are elsewere, GFY)

The Weird One · Post by **The Weird One** » Tue May 22, 2007 4:29 pm

Your brain commits suicide from embarrassment [spelling and grammar errors eventually got to it

] Without brains, you die

My Hill $\:D/$

paranoid-android · Post by **paranoid-android** » Tue May 22, 2007 4:33 pm

Weird falls into a coma from reading bonified comments, and whilst he is out like a light, i roll him gently down a hill, for i have no ill will for him.

Spamalot's Hill.

The Weird One · Post by **The Weird One** » Tue May 22, 2007 5:32 pm

Nice thought, but Bad Idea

I go and get a few cargo planes, fill them with penguins, and drop penguins on you. Because of my stupidity, I forgot that penguins couldn't fly. The penguins splatter wonderfully and you slip on their guts. You roll off the side of the hill and impale yourself on your flagpole. [You really oughta move that thing, how many times has it killed you now?

]

My Hill $\:D/$

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Tue May 22, 2007 5:38 pm

Deer and elk are spread across the hill. Then years later because of the environmental damage that the deers are causing (preventing trees from growing stuff like that). Wolves are introduced to reduce their numbers. Reading my screen name the people in charge of this relocation put me (and my friends) in charge of the hill.

My hill with wolves.

paranoid-android · Post by **paranoid-android** » Tue May 22, 2007 5:40 pm

/run_mustard_gas.exe

the hill is engulfed, you and your wolves die from strangulation.

Spamalot's Hill, with gas.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Tue May 22, 2007 5:44 pm

You and spamalot are sued for killing the wolves. In court your lawyers is a drunk, my lawyer is an expert, the jury has been bribed and to top it off the judge is AK. I win and get my hill back, complete with more wolves.

My hill w/wolves..

paranoid-android · Post by **paranoid-android** » Tue May 22, 2007 5:48 pm

I send you a congratulations letter. Upon opening it, you realize that it is a trap, and that I have just released trichinosis among your wolves and you. You all catch this terrible disease and die.

Spamalot's Hill (no one verified that I am actually allowed to do this as a non-member of Spamalot

could someone pleeeeease?)

civver · Post by **civver** » Tue May 22, 2007 5:50 pm

*fortifies the hill against idiots like bonifier*

paranoid-android · Post by **paranoid-android** » Tue May 22, 2007 5:51 pm

civver wrote:*fortifies the hill against idiots like bonifier*

oh thank you!

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Tue May 22, 2007 5:52 pm

I don't open suspicious letters. therefore your letter was never read, just sent back. My wolves track you down and chase you out of the country.

My hill with wolves.

paranoid-android · Post by **paranoid-android** » Tue May 22, 2007 5:54 pm

I bring Spamalot with me, and by unanimous decision, decide to vote you and your wolves from the hill. You and your wolves go away dejectedly.

Spamalot's Hill.

AK_iceman · Post by **AK_iceman** » Tue May 22, 2007 5:57 pm

strike wolf wrote:You and spamalot are sued for killing the wolves. In court your lawyers is a drunk, my lawyer is an expert, the jury has been bribed and to top it off the judge is AK. I win and get my hill back, complete with more wolves.

My hill w/wolves..

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Tue May 22, 2007 5:58 pm

I overthrow the government and democracy no longer exists. I then go back and destroy you and all of spamalot.

MY hill. My wolves.

paranoid-android · Post by **paranoid-android** » Tue May 22, 2007 5:59 pm

Wolves have no concept of government, so they can't help you overthrow. You are tossed out by the nearest security guard and your plan fails.

Spamalot's Hill.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Tue May 22, 2007 6:05 pm

They may have no concept of government but they can act as soldiers.

My hill. My wolves.

paranoid-android · Post by **paranoid-android** » Tue May 22, 2007 6:07 pm

On your way to the government, you get in a battle with a wolf for alpha position. In the ensuing struggle, the other wolf kills you, turns the wolves around and away from the government and the hill, and i claim it.

Spamalot's Hill.