king of the hill

Sunstripe · Post by **Sunstripe** » Tue May 22, 2007 6:15 pm

You die of old age and spamalot leaves to spam somewhere. I come by and take the hill.

MY HILL

paranoid-android · Post by **paranoid-android** » Tue May 22, 2007 6:17 pm

Farrrr to young to die of old age. You, however, look like you are having an embolism. I refuse to help and you keel over.

Spamalot's Hill.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Tue May 22, 2007 6:18 pm

I'm still alive and there was no battle for alpha. The lord of the rings trilogy has reached it's end and gandalf has to leave forever. With no one to guard the hill I claim it.

My hill.

paranoid-android · Post by **paranoid-android** » Tue May 22, 2007 6:20 pm

strike-wolf was fast posted, then pwned by Bill Nye, The Science Guy.

Spamalot's Hill still.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Tue May 22, 2007 6:21 pm

I wasn't fast posted I chose to ignore your post. Like I choose to ignore you as being on top of the hill. While I'm there, I bump into you and you fall to your death.

My hill. My wolves.

paranoid-android · Post by **paranoid-android** » Tue May 22, 2007 6:23 pm

Wolves may be good, but they are no match for elephants, rhinos, and the general wildlife found on the Serengetti. You are trampled underfoot as i waltz my way to victory.

Spamalot's Hill.

Sunstripe · Post by **Sunstripe** » Tue May 22, 2007 6:23 pm

Elessar comes and cuts paranoid-android and strike wolf into ribbons.

My hill

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Tue May 22, 2007 6:25 pm

Once again. I am made out of liquid metal. As for the elephants and all of those, not being in their natural environment they die and me and my wolves reclaim the hill. After the carcases are gone.

My hill. My wolves.

Sunstripe · Post by **Sunstripe** » Tue May 22, 2007 6:26 pm

Well then, some elves come and weld you into a few rings of power

My hill

paranoid-android · Post by **paranoid-android** » Tue May 22, 2007 6:27 pm

out of curiousity, when the hell were you made out of liquid metal?!

In any case, I commence a thermite reaction upon your face, and you run screaming away in pain, because thermite is the hottest reaction possible on Earth.

Spamalot's Hill

The Weird One · Post by **The Weird One** » Tue May 22, 2007 6:28 pm

I deafen you with random songs played too loud. In your deafness, you stumble off of the hill and fall on your flagpole (guess the wolves kept you too busy to move it)!

My Hill Wolves welcome to join though!

Sunstripe · Post by **Sunstripe** » Tue May 22, 2007 6:29 pm

I shove dynomite down your throat and light you on fire

My hill

paranoid-android · Post by **paranoid-android** » Tue May 22, 2007 6:30 pm

I summon forth Mr. T, and he pities you so much, you sulk away.

Spamalot's Hill

Sunstripe · Post by **Sunstripe** » Tue May 22, 2007 6:32 pm

I grab your flagpole cover the front part with hydrochloric acid and impale you. After that I preserve your body fetal pig style, weigh down the body and throw it into the pacific ocean.

My hill

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Tue May 22, 2007 6:34 pm

paranoid-android wrote:out of curiousity, when the hell were you made out of liquid metal?!

In any case, I commence a thermite reaction upon your face, and you run screaming away in pain, because thermite is the hottest reaction possible on Earth.

Spamalot's Hill

About 10 pages back or so. Anyways, me and my wolves will leave you all alone to fight over the hill.

My wolves.

Sunstripe · Post by **Sunstripe** » Tue May 22, 2007 6:35 pm

strike wolf wrote:
paranoid-android wrote:out of curiousity, when the hell were you made out of liquid metal?!

In any case, I commence a thermite reaction upon your face, and you run screaming away in pain, because thermite is the hottest reaction possible on Earth.

Spamalot's Hill
About 10 pages back or so. Anyways, me and my wolves will leave you all alone to fight over the hill.

My wolves.

Went to find another hill?

paranoid-android · Post by **paranoid-android** » Tue May 22, 2007 6:35 pm

I take every Redwall book ever written, and burn them all, making your screenname obsolete, and therefore never existed.

Spamalot's Hill.

Sunstripe · Post by **Sunstripe** » Tue May 22, 2007 6:36 pm

lol, I still like the name, so I keep it and then I tie a rope around your neck hang you and sell your body for Zoo meat

My hill

paranoid-android · Post by **paranoid-android** » Tue May 22, 2007 7:06 pm

/killall sunstripe. and Linuxbox does the rest.

spamalot's hill.

The Weird One · Post by **The Weird One** » Tue May 22, 2007 7:11 pm

You get lynched for burning Redwall books

But we use cheap string and it breaks. What would be a lucky break for you turns on you as you realize that we were hanging you directly above your flagpole [you should've moved it]. You fall and get impaled

My Hill $\:D/$

paranoid-android · Post by **paranoid-android** » Tue May 22, 2007 8:40 pm

i take 20 copies of the entire encyclopedia britannica, and dump them on top of the hill, buttling and smothering you to death. Once i get here, i snap my flagpole in two, throw it away, and hold the banner myself.

Spamalot's Hill.

The Weird One · Post by **The Weird One** » Tue May 22, 2007 8:46 pm

I find the 2 halves, superglue them together, decapitate you, and put your head atop your flagpole (which I place right back where it was

)

Spamalot's hill still (I just had to put your flagpole back where it belongs

!)

Cheesemore · Post by **Cheesemore** » Tue May 22, 2007 9:15 pm

You thought I died back in page 200, but I come back and kill you
Gridiron Gang's Hill

sfhbballnut · Post by **sfhbballnut** » Tue May 22, 2007 9:39 pm

oh no you don't, I stage a cope and take control, my hill

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Tue May 22, 2007 10:53 pm

I sell my Braves season tickets, 1st row right behind the dugout for the right to the hill. You accept and I take over the hill.

My hill & My wolves.

P.S. At least I still have my tickets for the ones 3 rows behind you.