I appologize for the Holy Penis

AslanTheKing · Post by **AslanTheKing** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 6:34 pm

this is getting boring, are there no more better pics?

AslanTheKing · Post by **AslanTheKing** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 6:36 pm

here is a shocking one

notyou2 · Post by **notyou2** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 6:47 pm

AslanTheKing wrote:here is a shocking one

So this is OK but clubbing cute baby white seals isn't?

I fail to see the difference. Actually the seal dies instantly, the poor bull is tortured for hours.

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Sun Apr 06, 2014 4:10 am

I don't care what anyone thinks about this.

AslanTheKing wrote:

I would dig in and eat it right away.

At any rate. That last one seems funny. Conquistador chose to get in there.

On my Loony Tunes DVD there is an explanation of how they came up with "Bully for Bugs". The studio head said I don't care what you write about as long as it's not bull fighting. There's nothing funny about bull fighting. So they wrote this.

AslanTheKing · Post by **AslanTheKing** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 4:49 pm

notyou2 wrote:
AslanTheKing wrote:here is a shocking one
So this is OK but clubbing cute baby white seals isn't?

I fail to see the difference. Actually the seal dies instantly, the poor bull is tortured for hours.

i think a bull tortured for hours is a different image,
than if a cute baby white seal is tortured for hours,
so in my case, i did chose the bull
but "notyou2", feel free to post a cute baby white seal tortured for hours with a club in a new thread of yours
name it " i apologize for the holy penis torturing a cute baby white seal for hours "
but maybe you would like to see more
a cute baby white bull , tortured for hours with a club ( = holy penis)
new signature
some say bullocks
i say holy penis

AslanTheKing · Post by **AslanTheKing** » Wed Apr 09, 2014 4:46 pm

i thoght this was funny

AslanTheKing · Post by **AslanTheKing** » Sat Apr 12, 2014 3:54 pm

AslanTheKing · Post by **AslanTheKing** » Sat Apr 12, 2014 3:56 pm

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Sat Apr 12, 2014 4:43 pm

AslanTheKing wrote:

That's win!

AslanTheKing · Post by **AslanTheKing** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 3:21 pm

Post by **Dukasaur** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 3:24 pm

AslanTheKing wrote:

I thought it was a carousel, but then I noticed that their feet are embedded in the ground. It's not a carousel; it's just a stupid sculpture.

notyou2 · Post by **notyou2** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 4:53 pm

My guess it is a play park for kids to climb on.

AslanTheKing · Post by **AslanTheKing** » Wed Apr 23, 2014 7:14 pm

you think its a playpark, i believe its a grilling station
somewhere in asia ( badboy aslan )

<yes, this is a funny world
we say mankind is 6ooo years old, the pyramids are 5000 years old?
( why are - besides in egypt, even pyramides in south america and china ???)
our mother earth is 4.6 million years old
stupidity is older than that
does this make sense?

AslanTheKing · Post by **AslanTheKing** » Wed Apr 23, 2014 7:19 pm

this pic cant be in syria , otherwise the donkey would have its throat cutt off, so must be in egypt

AslanTheKing · Post by **AslanTheKing** » Wed Apr 30, 2014 3:37 am

AslanTheKing · Post by **AslanTheKing** » Wed Apr 30, 2014 3:41 am

macbone · Post by **macbone** » Wed Apr 30, 2014 5:19 am

Ha! This kind of reminds me of a friend of mine, but replace the blond with a Filipina. =)

Post by **Dukasaur** » Thu May 01, 2014 6:15 am

I wonder if he's smart enough to get a pre-nup?

TA1LGUNN3R · Post by **TA1LGUNN3R** » Thu May 01, 2014 12:33 pm

Dukasaur wrote:I wonder if he's smart enough to get a pre-nup?

If he's dumb enough to get married, probably not.

-TG

Lance Thrust · Post by **Lance Thrust** » Thu May 01, 2014 11:30 pm

AslanTheKing wrote:

I think he'll be ditching his old pad... a van, down by the river...

notyou2 · Post by **notyou2** » Sat May 03, 2014 3:03 pm

So basically, she's a gold digger. It seems to me that gold digger is a fancy name for unethical prostitute.

owenshooter · Post by **owenshooter** » Sat May 03, 2014 4:52 pm

come on, you are all smarter than this... this has been going around for years... the chick in the pic is a swedish pop star...

http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/webl ... f_his_life

the black jesus is the holy penis...-el Jesus negro

Lance Thrust wrote:
AslanTheKing wrote:
I think he'll be ditching his old pad... a van, down by the river...

AslanTheKing · Post by **AslanTheKing** » Mon May 12, 2014 4:26 pm

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