If you dont like your mother, what do you get her for M day?

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If you dont like your mother, what do you get her for M day?

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Tell me what you get your mother on monthers day or your mother in law if you cant stand the bitch.

Thank you in advance.


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Get her her very own iceflow and send her on her way. The Inuit do it.
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Many years ago my daughter wanted to give my ex wife something for mothers day, I didn't like the bitch but my daughter insisted I buy flowers, so I got her a lovely bunch of snap dragons.
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A nice cup of shut the f*ck up
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A cross, so that every time she feels unappreciated, she can climb on up and nail herself to it.
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A whoopie cushion?
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Nothing. And tell her why she didn t get anything and why she is a bad mother. Then say a few horrible things and make her cry.
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betiko wrote:Nothing. And tell her why she didn t get anything and why she is a bad mother. Then say a few horrible things and make her cry.
Is this because your mommy didn't buy you a Barbie doll when you were 7?
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BigBallinStalin wrote:
betiko wrote:Nothing. And tell her why she didn t get anything and why she is a bad mother. Then say a few horrible things and make her cry.
Is this because your mommy didn't buy you a Barbie doll when you were 7?
I m all good with my mum and i had all the barbies i needed to undress for science when I was 7, I have lots of cousins. Just here to give advice to the OP.
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xtratabasco wrote:Tell me what you get your mother on monthers day or your mother in law if you cant stand the bitch.
Forgiveness.
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daddy1gringo wrote:
xtratabasco wrote:Tell me what you get your mother on monthers day or your mother in law if you cant stand the bitch.
Forgiveness.
Plus an empty parcel. Inside is a note... "It's the thought that counts".
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