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CC is like my ex-wife

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Rather, the relationship I have with CC is like the relationship I have with (and attitude towards) my ex-wife.


It's an abusive relationship.

I've put a lot in and gotten a lot out.

Things have changed and I should move on ... but invariably I'll keep going back to it even though I know the relationship is poisonous. I cling on to my one active game like the pictures of us in times of old - it's nothing like it used to be but it gives me a momentary glimpse into what it once was ... the happy illusion shattered as soon as I end my turn.

The relationship has taken much of my time, and - God knows - some of my money.

I don't regret it at all, and the love I experienced will never truly leave me. The memories forever a part of my mind.

Suddenly, I realise that my drunken mind thinks first of you. Just when I thought I was done with it all.

My unfinished maps await like the children. They need attention.

You keep telling me that you've changed, that all of your problems can be worked out, new features can be added, but underneath you're still the same CC that I fell in love with.
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Re: CC is like my ex-wife

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Kill your ex-wife?

Problem solved.
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ManBungalow wrote:Rather, the relationship I have with CC is like the relationship I have with (and attitude towards) my ex-wife.


It's an abusive relationship.

I've put a lot in and gotten a lot out.

Things have changed and I should move on ... but invariably I'll keep going back to it even though I know the relationship is poisonous. I cling on to my one active game like the pictures of us in times of old - it's nothing like it used to be but it gives me a momentary glimpse into what it once was ... the happy illusion shattered as soon as I end my turn.

The relationship has taken much of my time, and - God knows - some of my money.

I don't regret it at all, and the love I experienced will never truly leave me. The memories forever a part of my mind.

Suddenly, I realise that my drunken mind thinks first of you. Just when I thought I was done with it all.

My unfinished maps await like the children. They need attention.

You keep telling me that you've changed, that all of your problems can be worked out, new features can be added, but underneath you're still the same CC that I fell in love with.
First of all dude, you don't have an ex, second of all it's a fucking show dog with fucking papers, you can't board it, it gets upset!
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nagerous wrote:
ManBungalow wrote:Rather, the relationship I have with CC is like the relationship I have with (and attitude towards) my ex-wife.
First of all dude, you don't have an ex, second of all it's a fucking show dog with fucking papers, you can't board it, it gets upset!
who goes past slathering peanut butter on their balls? come on nag, boarding your show dog?!!! the black jesus has spoken...-el Jesus negro

p.s.-there was an obvious IR joke here... but i am going to respect my mate!!!
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Disclaimer: I have neither an ex-wife nor children.
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There's nothing wrong with killing imaginary people. ManB's psychologist told me so.
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Your relationship with CC is how most men related to porn, back when it still had to be paid for.
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pimpdave wrote:Your relationship with CC is how most men related to porn, back when it still had to be paid for.
I've been known to jack off to the CC home page on a few occasions in my time.
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ManBungalow wrote:
pimpdave wrote:Your relationship with CC is how most men related to porn, back when it still had to be paid for.
I've been known to jack off to the CC home page on a few occasions in my time.
Wow...and I thought I was the only one :shock: :shock: :shock:
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loutil wrote:
ManBungalow wrote:
pimpdave wrote:Your relationship with CC is how most men related to porn, back when it still had to be paid for.
I've been known to jack off to the CC home page on a few occasions in my time.
Wow...and I thought I was the only one :shock: :shock: :shock:
I made a new image for the homepage:

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when did Andy get funny?!!! HA!!! made my afternoon!!-el Jesus negro
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Re: CC is like my ex-wife

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AndyDufresne wrote:
loutil wrote:
ManBungalow wrote:
pimpdave wrote:Your relationship with CC is how most men related to porn, back when it still had to be paid for.
I've been known to jack off to the CC home page on a few occasions in my time.
Wow...and I thought I was the only one :shock: :shock: :shock:
I made a new image for the homepage:



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AndyDufresne wrote:
loutil wrote:
ManBungalow wrote:
pimpdave wrote:Your relationship with CC is how most men related to porn, back when it still had to be paid for.
I've been known to jack off to the CC home page on a few occasions in my time.
Wow...and I thought I was the only one :shock: :shock: :shock:
I made a new image for the homepage:

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I had a wife once. her husband came and got her.
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Can we give sassbot roboboobs?
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Gilligan wrote:Can we give sassbot roboboobs?
That's why CC is in decline! Not enough robotitties.
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