king of the hill

lord twiggy1 · Post by **lord twiggy1** » Fri May 25, 2007 10:16 pm

i regroup myself then run up the right hill yelling my battle cry. i get to the top to find out that yet again i got the wrong hill. i whip out an AK-47 and start spraying the tops of nearby hills. on the third one to the right i hear a cry. i go to it and find my dog with a slit throat. with vengance in my eye i slowly walk down the hill...TO BE CONTINUED

lord twiggy1 · Post by **lord twiggy1** » Fri May 25, 2007 10:16 pm

As i get to the bottom of the hill i hear an evil laugh from the second hill to my left. i take out my binoculars and see iliad slitting the throat of my other dog. looking somewhat like this:

i run up the hill, AK in hand and yell my battle cry once again. i finally get into range and let out a long burst of fire from my AK and see iliad drop down cold to the ground. softlly i murmer, "this ones for you Fido and Fido Jr.," nad empty my magazine on iliads limp body

"MY HILL," i yell at the top of my lungs

danodukebb · Post by **danodukebb** » Fri May 25, 2007 10:55 pm

did you not read my post about everyone in spamalot that is too spend eternity in hell and the protective force around the hill that made it mine...

Noone posted anything claiming to get past my force field...

...still my hill

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Fri May 25, 2007 11:02 pm

Too bad for you I was hiding in the hill the whole time. The person who put up the shield decides it's time to collect your soul and you die. Then I come out and take the hill for myself.

My hill.

danodukebb · Post by **danodukebb** » Fri May 25, 2007 11:06 pm

did you forget?? you cant hide in the hill...it was brought down to hell...and everything on it was banashed to hell for all eternity

danodukebb · Post by **danodukebb** » Fri May 25, 2007 11:06 pm

p.s.

that makes it still my hill

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Fri May 25, 2007 11:31 pm

The hill went to hell but everyone thought I was somewhere else so I was able to hide inside of it and not get trapped.

Still my hill.

Iliad · Post by **Iliad** » Fri May 25, 2007 11:58 pm

I send the star wars chicks.

Hill is spamalot's again.

Fircoal · Post by **Fircoal** » Fri May 25, 2007 11:59 pm

Pi

My hill

Iliad · Post by **Iliad** » Sat May 26, 2007 12:01 am

Fircoal wrote:Pi

My hill

You join spamalot.

Still spamalot's hill.

Fircoal · Post by **Fircoal** » Sat May 26, 2007 12:02 am

ACtually.

(maybe)

My hill.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Sat May 26, 2007 12:02 am

I retake the hill. How? It's a trade secret.

My hill.

Iliad · Post by **Iliad** » Sat May 26, 2007 12:03 am

strike wolf wrote:I retake the hill. How? It's a trade secret.

My hill.

Yeah well I f*ck your trade to pieces.

Still spamalot's hill.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Sat May 26, 2007 12:07 am

You're an idiot. discuss.

Avron · Post by **Avron** » Sat May 26, 2007 12:09 am

Agreed, I become the comet in your Avatar and your the planet,

Spamalots Hill.

Iliad · Post by **Iliad** » Sat May 26, 2007 12:10 am

Avron wrote:Agreed, I become the comet in your Avatar and your the planet,

Spamalots Hill.

Still spamalot's hill, double post to take it.

Neutrino · Post by **Neutrino** » Sat May 26, 2007 12:11 am

Avron wrote:Agreed, I become the comet in your Avatar and your the planet,

Spamalots Hill.

You explode and he just gets covered in cloud for a few thousand years.

Not the best tradeoff, methinks.

Anyway, you kill eachother off (its a bigger comet than it looks) and I take the hill.

My Hill!

Iliad · Post by **Iliad** » Sat May 26, 2007 12:12 am

Neutrino wrote:
Avron wrote:Agreed, I become the comet in your Avatar and your the planet,

Spamalots Hill.
You explode and he just gets covered in cloud for a few thousand years.

Not the best tradeoff, methinks.

Anyway, you kill eachother off (its a bigger comet than it looks) and I take the hill.

My Hill!

No you don't, you posted once. Still spamalot's hill

Neutrino · Post by **Neutrino** » Sat May 26, 2007 12:13 am

My Hill!
(no reason necessary)

Neutrino · Post by **Neutrino** » Sat May 26, 2007 12:13 am

My Hill!
(no reason necessary)

Avron · Post by **Avron** » Sat May 26, 2007 12:14 am

Well since you and me are dead it only takes one post noobwich, I eat a sandwich and it looks so good you come off the hill and ask for some, I make you one and why you eat it I reclaim the hill.

Spamalots Hill.

Neutrino · Post by **Neutrino** » Sat May 26, 2007 12:14 am

My Hill!
(no reason necessary)

Damnit, I wasted my 900th post on this spam...

Neutrino · Post by **Neutrino** » Sat May 26, 2007 12:15 am

Avron wrote:Well since you and me are dead it only takes one post noobwich, I eat a sandwich and it looks so good you come off the hill and ask for some, I make you one and why you eat it I reclaim the hill.

Spamalots Hill.

I come and forcibly reclaim the hill once I finish the sandwitch.

My Hill!

Iliad · Post by **Iliad** » Sat May 26, 2007 12:15 am

Neutrino wrote:My Hill!
(no reason necessary)

Damnit, I wasted my 900th post on this spam...

You go off crying.

Still spamalot's hill.

Neutrino · Post by **Neutrino** » Sat May 26, 2007 12:17 am

Iliad wrote:
Neutrino wrote:My Hill!
(no reason necessary)

Damnit, I wasted my 900th post on this spam...
You go off crying.

Still spamalot's hill.

I finish crying and forcibly reclaim the hill again...

My Hill!